WZCW Discussion Thread

[Da Prophet]

I hope Angela White's party wins it.

Now the country is focused on Australia vs. Brazil in soccer tomorrow morning. Can't wait for the national team to be defeated once again.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

All hail Tony Abbott.

 

[Blade]

Now the country is focused on Australia vs. Brazil in soccer tomorrow morning. Can't wait for the national team to be defeated once again.

Defeated would be putting it lightly...

 

[Барбоса]

All hail Tony Abbott.

Always good to see an anti-abortion, neo-conservative, misogynist Christian elected to office in the 21st century.

 

[Da Prophet]

All hail Tony Abbott.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Always good to see an anti-abortion, neo-conservative, misogynist Christian elected to office in the 21st century.

At least the Liberal's created a surplus and didn't switch leaders multiple times because of inter-party drama. As I said on my Facebook - I'm indifferent to Tony Abbott but at least the correct party got the victory. Abbott doesn't make every decision by himself and the Liberal's have got a very good line-up backing him. I like Kevin Rudd but I absolutely despise Labour.

And go Australia - I hope they don't lose by too much but at least they made the World Cup again.

 

[Miko]

Always good to see an anti-abortion, neo-conservative, misogynist Christian elected to office in the 21st century.

I agree.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

I just came up with a fucking brilliant All-Stars character.

 

[Blade]

I just came up with a fucking brilliant All-Stars character.

Is he per chance an anti-abortion, neo-conservative, misogynist Christian?

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Is he per chance an anti-abortion, neo-conservative, misogynist Christian?

It's pretty much the opposite

 

[a0161613]

I've had my All Stars character set for about ten days now and the next roster character for the same kind of time.

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

Ricky Runn should do a vocal RP but do it with auto tune.

 

[Dirk]

I explained the concept of YOLO to a buddy today.

 

[Remix]

At least the Liberal's created a surplus and didn't switch leaders multiple times because of inter-party drama. As I said on my Facebook - I'm indifferent to Tony Abbott but at least the correct party got the victory. Abbott doesn't make every decision by himself and the Liberal's have got a very good line-up backing him. I like Kevin Rudd but I absolutely despise Labour.

And go Australia - I hope they don't lose by too much but at least they made the World Cup again.

Hey Falk, don't be a fucking idiot.

 

[Lee]

I'm not anti-abortion, I'm anti-killing babies.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I'm all for killing babies, they have had it easy for far too long

 

[Dirk]

Is this the part where we tell our worst dead baby jokes?

 

[Shotaro]

I'll give you guys a head start I think...

 

[Remix]

Meh, God causes more abortions per year than every doctor in the world combined. Being a Christian is not compatible with being pro-life.

Oh we're telling jokes? What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari under my drive.

 

[Dirk]

Boom! Remix and his drive 1 : Fed 0

 

[The Doctor]

I can't wait for my All Stars character. It's gonna be great, guys, trust me.

Want a hint? Two words: Jew Gold.

 

[TheRealDC]

Came for the show... Staying for the dead baby jokes...

 

[Shotaro]

WARNING: The jokes in the spoiler are MASSIVELY offensive, for real. Don't look at em if you're easily upset by jokes of that nature.

Spoiler

What has getting your girlfriend pregnant and locking your keys in the car got in common?

Both problems can be easily fixed with a coat hanger.

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Abortion: It really brings out the child in you.

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"Dad, how do you feel about abortions?"

"Well, why don't you ask your sister?"

"But I don't have a..."

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Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS?

It never gets old.

 

[JGlass]

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs that floats in a pool?

Spoiler

Bob

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs that hangs on the wall?

Spoiler

Art

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs that lays in front of a door?

Spoiler

Matt

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Spoiler

I don't jump on a trampoline in cleats.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a steak?

Spoiler

I don't put ketchup on steak.

What's the difference between a dead baby and tofu?

Spoiler

I don't eat tofu.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

Spoiler

It was stapled to a chicken.

What's the difference between a dead baby and Dane Cook?

Spoiler

I don't find Dane Cook hilarious.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

I'm an advocate for dark humour but please use spoiler tags and warnings and such - some people still get offended these days. I hate people who get offended by jokes; they're just jokes. When you mean what you say, then I hate you. Nothing wrong with racist, necrophilia, dead baby and paedophilia jokes... but if are/like those things, then you should consult a psychiatrist.

Anywhere, here's mine:

WARNING: Offensive jokes in spoiler

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Spoiler

What's the hardest part of a dead baby?

My penis

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What's the best part about having sex with a 4 year old girl?

Flipping her over and having sex with her like a 4 year old boy

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor

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What's worse than nailing 100 babies to 1 tree?

Nailing 1 baby to 100 trees

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What happens when your friend is having an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry

We're going to hell...