That would be some identity crisis for the Beard if it ever got shaved. He could go around every week, RPing as a different body part and trying to make that work into his gimmick, going completely over-the-top and it never works - this is, of course, until his Beard grows back. During the first week or so, the Beard won't be able to walk properly due to an inbalance (like how blocked ears can cause people to lose balance) and tries figuring out different ways to stick something onto his chin to repair the disturbance. Hell, he could even have a beard wig and do the whole Kurt Angle storyline when he lost his hair, possibly wearing a Mask like CM Punk did.
