WZ "Most Likely" Polls

[IrishCanadian25]

Kinda like the Middle School / High School polls, only on WZ and funnier. Keep the cliche shit out of here. Like "Most Likely to Succeed." I'll start.

Most likely to turn out to be a creepy serial killer *********ing in a puddle of his own urine...

TDigle.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Most Likely To Appear On To Catch A Predator

Uncle Chester

Most Likely To Be Hoarding Cats

Serious Jones

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Most likely to have 100 Marijuana plants growing in their basement or property:
SSC

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Most likely to smoke poles:
Pole Smoker.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Most Likely To Have The Word "Fuck" Engraved On His Tombstone

justinsayne

Most Likely To Actually Own Shares Of WWE Stock

shattered dreams

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Most likely to drop his own name in conversation to keep his relevance

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Most likely to discover a career in porn

Diamond Dallas Page

 

[Dwayne_Jason]

Most likely to go to prison:

Jerichoholic4life

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

Most likely "not to care" for a non Final Fantasy game that comes out in 2012.
Dagger Dias

 

[D-Man]

Most likely to visit a high school to recruit marines and drop the f-bomb at least twice during his speech:

Norcal

 

[Барбоса]

Most likely to visit a high school to recruit marines and drop the f-bomb at least twice during his speech:

Norcal

Again?

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Kinda like the Middle School / High School polls, only on WZ and funnier. Keep the cliche shit out of here. Like "Most Likely to Succeed." I'll start.

Most likely to turn out to be a creepy serial killer *********ing in a puddle of his own urine...

TDigle.

Stalk much, do you? How else would you know that that was my senior superlative?

Most likely to consistently fuck up the non-capitalization of another user's name even though it's right in front of his face: IrishCanadian25.

BTW, IC, do you still subscribe to Naughty America? How do you feel about their sacking of ChristianXXX (AKA TrannyfuckerXXX)?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

most likely to get dough'd in the next 5 minutes

Gucci Mangel

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Stalk much, do you? How else would you know that that was my senior superlative?

Wild guess.

Most likely to consistently fuck up the non-capitalization of another user's name even though it's right in front of his face: IrishCanadian25.

Wow, ouch, THAT one hurts...

BTW, IC, do you still subscribe to Naughty America? How do you feel about their sacking of ChristianXXX (AKA TrannyfuckerXXX)?

Subscribe? Never. Who would pay for porn via subscription when, with just a little patience, you can get it for free? It's like driving into NYC and just going to a $40 park lot when you could just go down a few side streets and eventually find something.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Wild guess.



Wow, ouch, THAT one hurts...

I wasn't under the impression that I was actually supposed to be making fun of you. I don't see any reason to since you already know I think highly of you; I don't know what would make you think that this has changed all of a sudden.

Subscribe? Never. Who would pay for porn via subscription when, with just a little patience, you can get it for free? It's like driving into NYC and just going to a $40 park lot when you could just go down a few side streets and eventually find something.

All right, so how do you feel about ChristianXXX getting the boot then?

 

[IrishCanadian25]

I wasn't under the impression that I was actually supposed to be making fun of you. I don't see any reason to since you already know I think highly of you; I don't know what would make you think that this has changed all of a sudden.

I thought we were busting each other's balls. I was playing along. As far as I know we're two dudes on a forum doing what dudes do - making fun of one another. I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

All right, so how do you feel about ChristianXXX getting the boot then?

No clue to whom you're referring. I don't follow porn stars - I think you have me confused with my 5-foot tall stable mate, D-Man.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

I thought we were busting each other's balls. I was playing along. As far as I know we're two dudes on a forum doing what dudes do - making fun of one another. I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

All right, apologies on my behalf. I thought your roll-eyes emoticon was meant to signify that you were looking for a serious reaction.

No clue to whom you're referring. I don't follow porn stars - I think you have me confused with my 5-foot tall stable mate, D-Man.

All right. I'll ask D-Man.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

All right, apologies on my behalf. I thought your roll-eyes emoticon was meant to signify that you were looking for a serious reaction.

Nah, sarcasm.

All right. I'll ask D-Man.

He'll sport wood just from you asking the question.

 

[TSG]

Most likely to have sex with a porn star:

D-Man.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I already did this in school, so the joke's thoroughly played out. Thanks though.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Most Likely To Shit On Everyone's Fun

Uncle Sam

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

-Most Likely To Accidentally Shart On A Rug-

Nate