WZ 2011 Wrestling Awards- Winners

[Nate DaMac]

Best Wrestler of the Year- CM Punk

Worst Match of the Year- Sting vs. Jeff Hardy - Victory Road

Worst Angle of the Year- Michael Cole in General

Female of the Year- Kelly Kelly

Promo of the Year- Punk's Shoot

Tag Team/Stable of the Year- Beer Money

Best Angle of the Year- Summer of Punk

Worst Show of the Year- Victory Road

Moment of the Year- Punk's Shoot

Best Match of the Year- John Cena vs. CM Punk - MITB

Best Show of the Year- Money in the Bank

Title Reign of the Year- Mark Henry World Heavyweight Champion

Feud/Rivalry of the Year- Randy Orton vs. Christian

Surprise of the Year- The Rock's Return

Worst Wrestler of the Year- Matt Hardy

News Story of the Year- Randy Savage's Death

Bitch and moan here.

 

[Harthan]

Acceptable, other than:

Female of the Year- Kelly Kelly

ಠ_ಠ

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

That list...is good.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

HE'S FAT

FAT

FAT

FAT​

(Wow, great time for the name changes)

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Acceptable, other than:



ಠ_ಠ

I'd have gone with Sky finally winning the big one too, I know.

 

[Harthan]

I'd have gone with Sky finally winning the big one too, I know.

Spoiler

 

[Nate DaMac]

Acceptable, other than:



ಠ_ಠ

You didn't vote.

 

[Harthan]

You didn't vote.

Del Rey was down by a big enough deficit that it wouldn't have made a difference.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Del Rey was down by a big enough deficit that it wouldn't have made a difference.

Who the fuck is Del Rey?

Editors note: I am aware there is a female wrestler that goes by that name. However, the fact that this broad wrestles in front of 100 people in High School gyms pretty much automatically disqualifies her, using the whole "if a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it, did it make a sound" theory. Nobody saw her wrestle, hence why she didn't win.

 

[Harthan]

Who the fuck is Del Rey?

Editors note: I am aware there is a female wrestler that goes by that name. However, the fact that this broad wrestles in front of 100 people in High School gyms pretty much automatically disqualifies her, using the whole "if a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it, did it make a sound" theory. Nobody saw her wrestle, hence why she didn't win.

100 people in high school gyms is a fairly ignorant misrepresentation of what the indy scene is actually like. Sara has wrestled in front of over 1000 people on multiple occasions, in small arenas all over the country.

Of course I understand that this is hardly relevant to the point at hand, but I'm pedantic like that. I understand she lost because she isn't mainstream. It doesn't mean I have to be pleased about it.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Who the fuck is Del Rey?

Editors note: I am aware there is a female wrestler that goes by that name. However, the fact that this broad wrestles in front of 100 people in High School gyms pretty much automatically disqualifies her, using the whole "if a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it, did it make a sound" theory. Nobody saw her wrestle, hence why she didn't win.

so the fact she doesn't wrestle in giant arenas negates the fact she is one of if not the best female wrestler in America?

Don't be a fucking idiot

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

so the fact she doesn't wrestle in giant arenas negates the fact she is one of if not the best female wrestler in America?

Don't be a fucking idiot

And Hogan purses his moustache at this.

 

[Uncle Sam]

We get it - you like CM Punk. Geez, people, there are other wrestlers, you know.

 

[LilacFray]

We get it - you like CM Punk. Geez, people, there are other wrestlers, you know.

Mentioned only 5 times! ლ(ಠ益ಠ&#4314

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

ლ(ಠ益ಠ&#4314

OK! HOW DO PEOPLE DO THIS?!!

 

[Uncle Sam]

It's a moral victory for Randy Orton anyway. All hail King Orton. Too bad we won't be seeing him this year after Barrett tossed him down those stairs. Fate is cruel. ლ(ಠ益ಠ&#4314

 

[Nate DaMac]

ლ(ಠ益ಠ&#4314

It's really simple if you're not ******ed.


Oh yeah.

 

[Blue Chipper]

ლ(ಠ益ಠ&#4314

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

You people suck.

 

[Harthan]

You people suck. ლ(ಠ益ಠ&#4314

FTFY

 

[Remy LaCroix]

Fuck the mainstream.

Also, (ಠ益ಠ&#4314

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

What the holy fuck is going on in this thread?

 

[Nate DaMac]

What the holy fuck is going on in this thread?

We're trying to convince PaperGhost to kill himself.

ლ(ಠ益ಠ&#4314

 

[¡Roján!]

"When you're less mainstream than TNA, give it up."

I presumed this was law, punishable by death. Whatever.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

We're trying to convince PaperGhost to kill himself.

ლ(ಠ益ಠ&#4314

Oh...sweet. In that case:

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