WWE Smackdown Presents: The Elimination Chamber

[enviousdominous]

No matter what happens tonight, someone is getting trolled.

Will John Cena follow the path set for him and defend the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania?

Will the smarks go home happy and see AJ Styles interrupt the expected continuum of the storyline?

Will Bray Wyatt finally get his due and take his place as the new king of mind games?

Will Baron Corbin run roughshod over his opponents and honor his gimmick as an unstoppable juggernaut?

Will Dean Ambrose prove that his last WWE Championship win was no fluke and that he deserves to be considered to be a consummate champion?

Will The Miz.... nah.

Will Naomi put us all into a seizure with her entrance? (probably)

OH MY GOD! IT'S SAM ROBERTS!

 

[enviousdominous]

Call you bookie! Carmella just implied that Luke Harper will likely not do his dry cleaning tonight. I like those odds.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

sup?

 

[enviousdominous]

It looks like Booker T is wearing a pin cushion as a carnation.

 

[enviousdominous]

sup?

Greetings friend.

 

[Black Anaconda Vise]

christ, another show already?

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

Hello.

 

[enviousdominous]

Carmella is reminding me of Missy Hyatt with her brain damaging commentary.

 

[enviousdominous]

christ, another show already?

Yeah but... this one has Sam Roberts. In the pre-show anyway.

 

[Navi]

This pre show sucks.

 

[enviousdominous]

Hello.

Ahoy hoy.

 

[Black Anaconda Vise]

Carmella's lips remind me of a prolapsed anus

 

[Navi]

I get the impression that Booker T wants to reach over and smack Carmella every time she opens her mouth.

Oh Christ it's Ellsworth.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Carmella's lips remind me of a prolapsed anus

Do I even want to know?

 

[enviousdominous]

James Ellsworth is a Sergeant First Class!?

 

[Navi]

Do I even want to know?

I don't.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

I'm here but I'm not watching the preshow. Hell, all I'll probly watch is the Chamber match itself.
Anyone but you, John...
I mean Bray Wyatt would be the best pick, but seriously, anyone but Cena.

 

[enviousdominous]

I think the last place anyone wants to be, is inside my kitchen.

Also; how is John Cena going to help Nikki as Renee implied? Is he going to pull a Tanya Harding on Nattie?

 

[enviousdominous]

Only 49 days away from WrestleMania! (But don't forget to watch Fastlane)

 

[enviousdominous]

Dolph Ziggler is holding back Apollo Crews, from being the next Dolph Ziggler.

 

[enviousdominous]

Becky looks gargantuan sitting next to that tiny interviewer.

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

I'M REALLY REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS PRE-SHOW MATCH!!

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Kalisto seems like a gullible loserror so I'll make a bold prediction that Crews turns on him.

 

[enviousdominous]

Tonight only, 40% off t-shirts!

So.... they're never ever going to offer a discount after tonight?

 

[Navi]

LOL at JBL doing a faceplant. At least he has a sense of humour about it.