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.... Pyro goes off and its time for Smackdown!!!!
- Michael Cole - Hello everyone and Welcome to WWE Smackdown....
JBL - And we're kicken it off big with the Tag Team Titles on the line....
Match 1
Tag Team Championship
London and Kendrick vs Pitbulls(c)
Match begins with Noble and Kendrick in the ring... Noble gets the advantage quick... He gets Kendrick into a Chin lock... Kendrick, Quick to reverse it... Runs off the ropes... Big clothesline! ... He then waits for Noble to get up and gives him a nice looking dropkick.... Noble then bends on one knee... He holds his chin and looks at Kendrick like he's about to kill him... He charges at Kendrick... But Kendrick, quick as a cat gets a drop toe hold on him.... He then runs off the ropes and gives him a dropkick right to the face!! Kendrick then tags London in... Big pop for London... He takes control of Noble... He whips him into the corner.... He then goes for a forearm smash on him... But Noble moves... And London knails himself of the turnbuckles... Noble makes a quick tag.... Kash then gets in the ring and works on Londons ribs... He gives London a variety of moves to hurt Londons ribs... Including 3 diffrent types of Rib Breakers... Kash then tags in Noble... Kash then sets up London in a rib breaker... And Noble comes flying off the top rope with a Leg Drop..... Really inovative move....Noble covers him... But only gets a 2!! Noble and Kash hold the upper hand for awhile... Until London comes out of nowhere with a Double Neckbreaker.... He then tags in Kendrick... Kendrick being extremly fresh takes it to both Noble and Kash... Kendrick throws Kash out of the ring... But Noble see's his advantage and kicks Kendricks in the gut... Goes for a Brainbuster... But Kendrick flips out of it and shoves Noble into the corner.... He then hits a Ninja on Noble... He covers him but as soon he went for it.... Kash jumped on the apron and distracts the ref... All of a sudden someone slides into a ring with a Spiked Collar and hits Kendrick in the head with it.... Wait a minute... Thats The Dogfaced Grimlin Ric Steiner... .Noble covers Kendrick.....1....2.....3..... The Pitbulls retain there Tag Titles... But why the hell is Ric Steiner here helping the Pitbulls....
Winners and still Tag Team Champions
The Pitbulls
13:06
*After the match... We see Kendrick busted up pretty bad.... London looks after Kendrick as the Pitbulls and Ric Steiner walk to the back....
Cole - Why the hell is Ric Steiner here.... He's not a part of SD!
JBL - You want to know why there here... What is Nobles and Kashs team called? The Pitbulls you moron... Put two and two together....
Cole - Well I didnt think of that....
Jbl - Aww the Hell with it.... Tell them about our Main Event tonight Cole.....
Cole - Yeah and what a huge Main Event it is.... A Champion vs Champion match not Title for Title... For the first time ever... Lashley will be taking on Chris Benoit....
JBL - And thats not all... We are also going to have a #1 Contendors match for the World Championship as my boy Mr. Kennedy takes on The Undertaker....
Cole - Last but not least... We're going to have a CW Open Invitational match to se who'll take on Billy Kidman right here next weak...
*Theodore Longs music hits as he makes his way to the ring....
Long - Let me Holla at ya playas.... After giant dispute backstage... I've Decided to make our #1 Contendors Match here tonight a 5 man Elimination Match.... As you all know The Undertaker, and Kennedy are already involved... But you dont know who the other competiors are... So the other three men in ths match are going to be.... Finley... King Booker.... .... and Batista!!!! .... Also I have another suprise for you guys.... After rough negotitions... SD! has gotten 2 new superstars... And there going to both be in action tonight... First off let me introduce to you.... Chris Masters!!!!!
(Masterpiece makes his way down to the ring...)
Long - Chris I just wanted to say to you Welcome to SD!......
Masters - Well its really an....
*Before Masters got any other words out.... All you heard was WAS UP!...... Its Ron the Truth Killings.... He's on SD!..... After a huge ovation from the crowd.... Masters asks Killings what he was doing in the WWE.... Masters then goes on to call him a wrestling reject...
Long - Hold on a second playa.... We're going to see you two face off here tonight...... And.... Your match is going to start..... Right now....
Match 2
Chris Masters vs The Truth
*Masters begins the match attacking Truth.... He pounds away on Truth while he's stuck in the corner.... Masters then pulls him from the corner.... He lifts him into a Milatary Slam.... But he turns it into a Spine Buster.... Nice move.... Masters starts kicken Truth in the face very ****ily.... He lifts Truth up... Truth starts whailing on him with left and rights.... He whips Masters off the ropes... Spinning Clothesline on Masters.... Truth climbs the top rope.... Missle Dropkick.....1.....2.... No Masters kicks out.... Truth then lifts Masters up... He attemps a Goardbuster... But Masters gives him a suplex of his own... Masters then lifts Truth up... He gives him a Shoulderbreaker.... Masters taunts a little bit and then says Its Time for a Masterlock.... He waits for it.... He locks it in... Truth is struggling to get out.... He then somehow manuvers to the Corner... He kicks himself over Masters.... He has a pinning perdicument on him....1....2....3..... Truth wins!!!!
Winner - The Truth
10:06
-After the match Masters is in shock.... Truth quickly slides outa the ring.... He walks away laughing at Masters while Masters is in the ring goin nuts....
*In the back we see Billy Kidman... Rey Mysterio walks into his locker room... Mysterio tells Kidman its great to see him back in the WWE... But Mysterio says that he's in the Cruiserweight Invitational tonight... So Kidman really shouldnt get to attached to the Cruiserweight Title... Cause its coming back to where it belongs.... Kidman says that if it comes down to Rey and him... He says let the best man win...
*We come back to the ring... And Mark Henrys music hits... He makes his way down to the ring....
Henry - Alright.... Im gonna make this short and sweat.... Tonight theres a #1 Contendorship Match for the World Title.... And Mark Henry isnt in it.... Teddy Long did you forget who I am... Im the Strongest man in the World.... Im the baddest man in the WWE.... (Fans start chanting You Suck).... Shut up or Ill take you all out..... Teddy Long I want you to come out here right now so we could get things straightened out.....
(Brief Pause as Henry awaits Teddy to come out..... But he doesnt)
Henry - Alright then I guess I'm just gonna have to come back there and bring you out....
(As Henry is about to go to the back all we hear is.... Im the Boogeyman.... And I'm coming to get ya!)
*Mark Henry looks terrified.... The Boogeyman is here.... He starts shimmying his way down to the ring..... He eats his worms.... Henry looks shocked... As Boogeyman slides into the ring.... Mark Henry runs away.... Ive never seen a man that big run so fast says JBL..... Mark Henry then gets to the top of the ramp and turns around.... You distictly hear him saying..... Uh Uh.... No way... You keep away from me you freak.... Boogeyman then slides out of the ring... Making his way towards Henry.... Henry then looks at him and takes off running....
Cole - Haha... The Boogeyman is back!
JBL - .......
Cole - It looks like your shocked as well.....
JBL - (Glances and stares at Cole) ........
Cole - Well lets give my partner some time to re-coperate its time for our next match... This next match is U.S. Title #1 Contendors Match... It features Elijah Burke... Matt Hardy.... Sylvester Turkay... William Regal..... Tatanka....Vito.... And the returning... Joey Mercury...... The rules are simple for this match folks... Each of the 7 combatants are in the ring at the same time... You could either Pin or Throw your opponent over the top rope for them to be eliminated...
JBL - Its like a Royal Rumble but you could also pin your opponent....
Cole - Atleast you regained your consiciousness JBL....
JBL - Shut up Michael
Match 3
#1 Contendor for United States Title
Tatanka vs Elijah Burke vs Sylvester Turkay vs William Regal vs Vito vs Matt Hardy vs Joey Mercury
Match begins with Burke attacking Hardy.... Turkay and Vito going at it.... Tatanka and Mercury brawling... And Sir William Regal wisely sliding out of the ring.... Burke and Hardy are both trying to eliminate each other... As for Turkay and Vito... There hammering away on each other.... Mercury is taking the offence over Tatanka by chopping him in the corner.... Before we know it Turkay and Burke are double teaming on Hardy.... Mercury then attacks Burke.... On the other side of the ring Vito eliminates Tatanka.... Tatanka has been eliminated.... William Regal then slides in and low blows Vito... He throws Vito out of the ring!!! Vito is eliminated.... Regal then wisely slides out of the ring once again.... Burke and Mercury are both going at it while Turkay is tryin to eliminate Hardy... But Hardy starts clobberin on him... Hardy then gives Turkay a Side Effect... He pins him but Burke interupts the 2 count.... Out of nowhere William Regal comes back in... He has his eyes set on eliminating Turkay.... He goes to throw him out but Turkay see's him.... Regal then begs and pleeds with him to let him go... But Turkay has none of it and gives Regal a Flipping Belly to Belly Suplex and gets the 3! Regal has been elimanated... We're down to Hardy, Burke, Mercury and Turkay.... Turkay and Mercury start going at it with Turkay getting the quick advantage by holding him in a Bear Hug.... On the other side of the ring Burke Ties up Hardy in the ropes.... Burke whips himself off the ropes.... Wait a minute Hardy gets out of it.... He backdrops Burke to the outside... Burke has been eliminated.... Matt is tired tho so he rests while Turkay still has the Bear Hug on Mercury... Mercury then gets out of it.... He whips himself of the ropes and attempts a Cross Body but Turkay catches him and throws him over the rope.... Its down to Turkay and Hardy... Hardy quickly jumps on Turkays back and locks in a sleaper hold.....Turkay tho flips Matt over his shoulder... Turkay applys his Armbar Submission but Matt manuvers out of it.... He low blows Turkay.... Twist of Fate........ 1.....2..... No.... Turkay kicks out.... Hardy looks shocked..... He then waits for him to get up... Showing the Twist of Fate sign... This time Turkay pushes him off and locks in a Tazzmission hold.... Hardy taps but you cant be eliminating by tapping out.... After Turkay realizes this he picks Hardy up while the hold is still applyed.... Gives him a Tazzmission Plex over the top rope..... Turkay wins....
Order of Elimination...
Vito eliminates Tatanka
Regal eliminates Vito
Turkay eliminates Regal
Matt eliminates Burke
Turkay eliminates Mercury
Turkay eliminates Hardy
Winner - Sylvester Turkay
16:05
*After the match Burke makes his way down to the ring..... He then raises Turkay hand in victory.... Turkay gets an U.S. Title shot whenever he wants!!!
Cole - What a match that was..... Hold..... Hold on we have a camera in the back... Whats goin on....
*In the back we see Mark Henry still running scared.... He's in the parking lot... He gets to his car... He puts his bag in the trunk.... He then goes to open his door and he see's something on the floor.... Its a worm.... He then opens his door.... Out comes thousands of worms pooring out of his car and they all land on Henry... He starts screaming saying I hate worms... I hate worms.... He then runs off.... We see Boogeyman peek his head over from the corner... Laughing his eval Laugh....
Cole - Haha I guess Mark Henrys scared of worms!!!
JBL - It isnt funny Michael... The Boogeyman knows how to get to a person
Cole - With all that aside our next match is the Cruiserweight Invitational.... The winner of this match will go on and face Billy Kidman right here next weak for the Cruiserweight Championship.....
*Before the match Billy Kidman makes his way to the ring to a huge ovation.... He sits at ringside and does Color Commentary with JBL and Cole....
Michael Cole explains the rules of the next match... The superstars will face each other 1 on 1 until all the superstars enter the ring.... The orders were randomly selected before the match... The last superstar standing is the winner....
Match 4
Cruiserweight Invitational for shot at CW Title next weak.
Davairi vs Funaki vs Gregory Helms vs Miz vs Rey vs Super Crazy
Match begins with Funaki and Gregory Helms...... Helms takes the quick advantage... He gets a couple of shots in on Funaki before Funaki gets in his own offence... Funaki whips him off the ropes... Spinning Wheal Kick.... He does a quick cover but only gets a 1.... Funaki then climbs the top rope.... He attemps a Cross Body but Helms drop kicks him right in the gut.... He then hits the Shining Wizard.... 1.....2......3.... Funaki is eliminated.... Super Crazy comes flying in with a Diving Moonsault on Helms.... He covers him but only gets a 2..... Crazy lifts Helms up.... But Helms comes firing back with some left and rights of his own.... He whips him into the corner... He goes for a Shoulder Block but he gets slammed right into the ring post.... Crazy then rolls him up...1....2...3..... Crazy advances... In comes Davair.... Davari gets the quick attack on Crazy.... Davari then gives Crazy a Spike DDT.... Davari climbs the ropes.... He attempts a Leg Drop but misses..... Crazy then see's his advantage... He whips Davari into the corner... He props him on the turnbuckle.... He gives him a Super Complete Shot..... 1.....2.....3...... Crazy advances once again.... In comes the Miz.... Miz just starts clobberin on Crazy.... Miz then hits a series of moves on Crazy including a Spinebuster... A Bulldog of the top rope and a Sky High... He covers Crazy but only gets a 2..... Miz then trys a Tornado DDT... But Crazy pushes him off... Crazy then gives him back to back Spinning Wheal Kicks.... As Crazy goes to give Miz a clothesline Miz pulls the ref in fronta him... Crazy puts on the breaks before he hits the ref... And as the ref was turned Miz kicks Crazy right in his junk.... He then Sunsets Flips Crazy and gets the 3!!!! Miz raises his arms up but as he turns around Rey gives him a Seating Senton.... He covers him....1....2..... No he kicked out.... Rey then runs off the ropes goes for a Head Scissors but Miz turns it into a Tilt-a-Whirl Slam.... Miz then seeing Reys back was hurt starts to attack his back.... He gives him a version of Carlitos Backcracker and covers Rey......1....2.... No Rey literally slides out of the pin.... Miz climbs the top rope... He goes for a double Axe Handle Smash... But Rey moves... Rey dropkicks him in his back and Miz lands in perfect position for the 619...... 619!!!!!.... Rey then waits for Miz to get up.... He hits the Hurricanrana.....1.....2......3!!!! Rey wins!!!!!
Winner - Rey Mysterio
11:06
*After the match Rey celebrates his victory in the ring.... Miz attacks Rey.... Hes punching Reys lights out!.... Kidman leaves the announcers Table and Miz quickly runs outa the ring.... He says its not over yet.... Hoorahhhh..... Kidman helps Rey to his feat..... Rey then thanks Kidman for helping him out.... They both leave to the back....
-Backstage we see Kennedy, Finlay and Booker T talking..... They say that in tonights match they need to form a pact to get Undertaker and Batista out of the match... And once there out of the situation then they go on and face each other.... All men agree.... Booker and Sharmell stay backstage and Sharmell says what ideots......
* We then see Batista preparing for his match.... Josh Mathews then comes in and asks Batista how he feals about being involved in the #1 Contendors Match.... Batista said that since he's come back... His goal was to take what he never lost back.... He says he doesnt care what he has to do to win... But whatever it takes he's going to do it......
Cole - Well partner its time for the #1 contendors match....
JBL - You know if I was still wrestling.... Id be the automatic #1 contendor.... As a matter of fact I'd be the Champ....
Cole - Sure you would JBL.... Whos your pick to win this match....
JBL - Im not telling you Cole... Cause if I tell you its not going to happen...
Cole - ...... (He looks at JBL with a puzzled look)
Cole - Anyways... Lets get back to the ring....
Match 5
#1 Contendors Elimination Match for World Title
Mr. Kennedy vs Finlay vs King Booker vs Undertaker vs Batista
When the match begins Finlay, Booker and Kennedy attack Undertaker and Batista... But soon after that Undertaker and Batista clear house... Then these 2 monsters stare at each other.... Before they start to fight.... Booker, Finlay and Kennedy attack them.... Booker works on Batista while Kennedy and Finlay take care of the Undertaker.... Finlay and Kennedy give Taker a Double Vertical Suplex.... But the Undertaker sits right up.... Kennedy and Finlay dont notice it... But when they turn around... Taker Clotheslines them both out of the ring... He then sets his eyes on Booker..... He grabs Booker and throws him into the corner... Undertaker starts Clobberin him with left and rights.... Batista then gets up and Finlay attacks Batista... But before we know it Batista hits Finlay with a Spine-Buster... He covers him but Kennedy makes the save.... Kennedy then takes the advantage over Batista as Booker T starts to come back on the Taker... He then calls Finlay over... He tells him to attack Taker as he rests..... Booker T in the corner then watches on as Finlay and Kennedy do a number on Taker and Batista.... But before we know it Batista takes Kennedy out of the picture with a huge Clothesline.... Booker then charges at him and Batista gives him a Spinebuster.... On the other side of the ring Finlay is still hammering away on Taker... Taker then comes back with Lefts and Rights of his own... But Finlay comes back by poking Taker in the eyes... Finlay climbs the middle rope... He goes for an Axe Handle Smash but Taker grabs him by the throat.... Chokeslam!!!!! 1.....2....3..... Finlay is gone!!!! Booker and Kennedy look on on the outside of the ring shocked... Finlay then slides out... Batista then goes on the offence on Taker... In come Kennedy and Booker but Batista see's both of them and Clotheslines them.... Batista then picks up Booker.... He irish whips him but Booker reverses it.... Finlay knails Batista in the back of the head with the Shalaleigh... Booker grabs Batista then.... He hits the Book End... 1....2.....3.... Batista is eliminated... Finlay laughs and Booker tells him good job.... But when Batista gets up... He runs after Finlay and both men run to the back.... Its down to Taker, Kennedy and Booker..... Booker tells Kennedy to go after Taker..... Kennedy tells Booker to go after Taker... They both get face to face and start pushing each other... Before they start swinging at each other... Booker decides "Lets both go get him" Kennedy knodges his head... They make there way towards them but then Kennedy falls down... Booker stares at him like what the hell? He then turns around and the Deadmans up.... He kicks him in the gut.... Last Ride....1....2....3..... Booker has been eliminated.... Booker is layed out.... Kennedy then goes into his trunks... Whats this? He has Brass Knuckles..... The ref is tryna pull Booker outa the ring... Kennedy see's his opening.... Taker grabs Kennedy by the hair.... Kennedy knails him the knucks... He then climbs the top rope.... Ken-Ton-Bomb......1.....2.....3..... Kennedy wins.... He's the #1 Contendor for the World Title....
Winner - Mr. Kennedy
17:09
After the match Kennedy goes to the back celebrating his victory... As Taker looks on in dis-belief
JBL - That was my pick... Kennedy......... Kennnnnedddyyyyy
Cole - Sure it was
*We go to the back as the chase between Finlay and Batista is still on.... Finlay runs into his locker room... Batista pounds on the door... Theres Little Bastard he's biting Batistas Leg... Batista to kicks him off... Only to recieve another shot with the Shalaleigh from Finlay... This time right in the face.... Finlay then says You dont mess with an Irish Man and his Leprichaun......
-We then go to Lashleys locker room where he cuts a promo... He says that tonight is the biggest match of his carear... He says that hes going to prove that he's no joke by defeating the World Champion....
Cole - Well Jbl Tonight was a great night and we still have our Main Event...
JBL - This match should be one for the ages...
Cole - Here comes Bobby Lashley
Main Event
Champion vs Champion
Lashley (c) vs Chris Benoit (c)
Match begins with Benoit getting the quick advantage.... He gives Lashley a variety of moves including a Dragon Screw, an Armbar, and also a Belly to Back Slam.... Lashley comes back tho firing away on Benoit... He whips Benoit into the corner.... Shoulder Thrusts to Benoit... Lashley is on the top of his game tonight.... Lashley then gives Benoit a stalling Vertical Suplex.... He covers him... But Benoit kicks out.... Lashley then picks Benoit up... He gives a Military Press into a Oklahoma Slam... But Benoit comes back with chop after chop... He whips Lashley off the ropes but Lashley hits a clothesline.... Lashley then goes to spear Benoit... But Benoit reverses it and goes for a Crippler Crossface.... Lashley quickly gets to the ropes.... Benoit still holds the advantage and gives Lashley a snap suplex.... He climbs the rope.... Goes for a Headbutt... But he misses.... Lashley and Benoit both struggle to get to there feet... But when they do... Lashley hits the spear!!!!.....1.....2.... No Benoit kicks out..... Lashley then goes for a Dominator.... But Benoit gets out of it.... He gives him a Belly to Back Suplex.... Both men are down... Benoit and Lashley both get up... Lashley goes for a Clothesline but Benoit ducks... Multiple German Suplexs by Benoit.... He then goes for a Sharpshooter... But Lashley powers out of it!!! Lashley then picks Benoit up and delivers a Spinebuster.... Lashley says its over... He lifts Benoit up... But Benoit grabs his arm.... Lashley trying to fight out of it Irish Whips Benoit.... He goes for a back body drop... But Benoit kicks him right in the kisser.... He then runs off the ropes but Lashley kicks him in the gut.... Dominator by Lashley...... Before he can go for the cover.... Sylvester Turkay runs out.... He hammers on Lashley.... The ref calls for the bell....
Winner - Bobby Lashley via DQ
15:09
After the match Turkay continues the assault on Lashley... Benoit is up.... He gives Turkay a German Suplex.... Benoit is trying to help Lashley up.... But here comes Kennedy with a Chair... He knails Benoit with it.... He see's that Lashley is getting up... Hits him with it was well....
Show ends with Kennedy standing high above Benoit and Lashley
End.....
Once again... Everyone please rate... Thanks and enjoy
- Michael Cole - Hello everyone and Welcome to WWE Smackdown....
JBL - And we're kicken it off big with the Tag Team Titles on the line....
Match 1
Tag Team Championship
London and Kendrick vs Pitbulls(c)
Match begins with Noble and Kendrick in the ring... Noble gets the advantage quick... He gets Kendrick into a Chin lock... Kendrick, Quick to reverse it... Runs off the ropes... Big clothesline! ... He then waits for Noble to get up and gives him a nice looking dropkick.... Noble then bends on one knee... He holds his chin and looks at Kendrick like he's about to kill him... He charges at Kendrick... But Kendrick, quick as a cat gets a drop toe hold on him.... He then runs off the ropes and gives him a dropkick right to the face!! Kendrick then tags London in... Big pop for London... He takes control of Noble... He whips him into the corner.... He then goes for a forearm smash on him... But Noble moves... And London knails himself of the turnbuckles... Noble makes a quick tag.... Kash then gets in the ring and works on Londons ribs... He gives London a variety of moves to hurt Londons ribs... Including 3 diffrent types of Rib Breakers... Kash then tags in Noble... Kash then sets up London in a rib breaker... And Noble comes flying off the top rope with a Leg Drop..... Really inovative move....Noble covers him... But only gets a 2!! Noble and Kash hold the upper hand for awhile... Until London comes out of nowhere with a Double Neckbreaker.... He then tags in Kendrick... Kendrick being extremly fresh takes it to both Noble and Kash... Kendrick throws Kash out of the ring... But Noble see's his advantage and kicks Kendricks in the gut... Goes for a Brainbuster... But Kendrick flips out of it and shoves Noble into the corner.... He then hits a Ninja on Noble... He covers him but as soon he went for it.... Kash jumped on the apron and distracts the ref... All of a sudden someone slides into a ring with a Spiked Collar and hits Kendrick in the head with it.... Wait a minute... Thats The Dogfaced Grimlin Ric Steiner... .Noble covers Kendrick.....1....2.....3..... The Pitbulls retain there Tag Titles... But why the hell is Ric Steiner here helping the Pitbulls....
Winners and still Tag Team Champions
The Pitbulls
13:06
*After the match... We see Kendrick busted up pretty bad.... London looks after Kendrick as the Pitbulls and Ric Steiner walk to the back....
Cole - Why the hell is Ric Steiner here.... He's not a part of SD!
JBL - You want to know why there here... What is Nobles and Kashs team called? The Pitbulls you moron... Put two and two together....
Cole - Well I didnt think of that....
Jbl - Aww the Hell with it.... Tell them about our Main Event tonight Cole.....
Cole - Yeah and what a huge Main Event it is.... A Champion vs Champion match not Title for Title... For the first time ever... Lashley will be taking on Chris Benoit....
JBL - And thats not all... We are also going to have a #1 Contendors match for the World Championship as my boy Mr. Kennedy takes on The Undertaker....
Cole - Last but not least... We're going to have a CW Open Invitational match to se who'll take on Billy Kidman right here next weak...
*Theodore Longs music hits as he makes his way to the ring....
Long - Let me Holla at ya playas.... After giant dispute backstage... I've Decided to make our #1 Contendors Match here tonight a 5 man Elimination Match.... As you all know The Undertaker, and Kennedy are already involved... But you dont know who the other competiors are... So the other three men in ths match are going to be.... Finley... King Booker.... .... and Batista!!!! .... Also I have another suprise for you guys.... After rough negotitions... SD! has gotten 2 new superstars... And there going to both be in action tonight... First off let me introduce to you.... Chris Masters!!!!!
(Masterpiece makes his way down to the ring...)
Long - Chris I just wanted to say to you Welcome to SD!......
Masters - Well its really an....
*Before Masters got any other words out.... All you heard was WAS UP!...... Its Ron the Truth Killings.... He's on SD!..... After a huge ovation from the crowd.... Masters asks Killings what he was doing in the WWE.... Masters then goes on to call him a wrestling reject...
Long - Hold on a second playa.... We're going to see you two face off here tonight...... And.... Your match is going to start..... Right now....
Match 2
Chris Masters vs The Truth
*Masters begins the match attacking Truth.... He pounds away on Truth while he's stuck in the corner.... Masters then pulls him from the corner.... He lifts him into a Milatary Slam.... But he turns it into a Spine Buster.... Nice move.... Masters starts kicken Truth in the face very ****ily.... He lifts Truth up... Truth starts whailing on him with left and rights.... He whips Masters off the ropes... Spinning Clothesline on Masters.... Truth climbs the top rope.... Missle Dropkick.....1.....2.... No Masters kicks out.... Truth then lifts Masters up... He attemps a Goardbuster... But Masters gives him a suplex of his own... Masters then lifts Truth up... He gives him a Shoulderbreaker.... Masters taunts a little bit and then says Its Time for a Masterlock.... He waits for it.... He locks it in... Truth is struggling to get out.... He then somehow manuvers to the Corner... He kicks himself over Masters.... He has a pinning perdicument on him....1....2....3..... Truth wins!!!!
Winner - The Truth
10:06
-After the match Masters is in shock.... Truth quickly slides outa the ring.... He walks away laughing at Masters while Masters is in the ring goin nuts....
*In the back we see Billy Kidman... Rey Mysterio walks into his locker room... Mysterio tells Kidman its great to see him back in the WWE... But Mysterio says that he's in the Cruiserweight Invitational tonight... So Kidman really shouldnt get to attached to the Cruiserweight Title... Cause its coming back to where it belongs.... Kidman says that if it comes down to Rey and him... He says let the best man win...
*We come back to the ring... And Mark Henrys music hits... He makes his way down to the ring....
Henry - Alright.... Im gonna make this short and sweat.... Tonight theres a #1 Contendorship Match for the World Title.... And Mark Henry isnt in it.... Teddy Long did you forget who I am... Im the Strongest man in the World.... Im the baddest man in the WWE.... (Fans start chanting You Suck).... Shut up or Ill take you all out..... Teddy Long I want you to come out here right now so we could get things straightened out.....
(Brief Pause as Henry awaits Teddy to come out..... But he doesnt)
Henry - Alright then I guess I'm just gonna have to come back there and bring you out....
(As Henry is about to go to the back all we hear is.... Im the Boogeyman.... And I'm coming to get ya!)
*Mark Henry looks terrified.... The Boogeyman is here.... He starts shimmying his way down to the ring..... He eats his worms.... Henry looks shocked... As Boogeyman slides into the ring.... Mark Henry runs away.... Ive never seen a man that big run so fast says JBL..... Mark Henry then gets to the top of the ramp and turns around.... You distictly hear him saying..... Uh Uh.... No way... You keep away from me you freak.... Boogeyman then slides out of the ring... Making his way towards Henry.... Henry then looks at him and takes off running....
Cole - Haha... The Boogeyman is back!
JBL - .......
Cole - It looks like your shocked as well.....
JBL - (Glances and stares at Cole) ........
Cole - Well lets give my partner some time to re-coperate its time for our next match... This next match is U.S. Title #1 Contendors Match... It features Elijah Burke... Matt Hardy.... Sylvester Turkay... William Regal..... Tatanka....Vito.... And the returning... Joey Mercury...... The rules are simple for this match folks... Each of the 7 combatants are in the ring at the same time... You could either Pin or Throw your opponent over the top rope for them to be eliminated...
JBL - Its like a Royal Rumble but you could also pin your opponent....
Cole - Atleast you regained your consiciousness JBL....
JBL - Shut up Michael
Match 3
#1 Contendor for United States Title
Tatanka vs Elijah Burke vs Sylvester Turkay vs William Regal vs Vito vs Matt Hardy vs Joey Mercury
Match begins with Burke attacking Hardy.... Turkay and Vito going at it.... Tatanka and Mercury brawling... And Sir William Regal wisely sliding out of the ring.... Burke and Hardy are both trying to eliminate each other... As for Turkay and Vito... There hammering away on each other.... Mercury is taking the offence over Tatanka by chopping him in the corner.... Before we know it Turkay and Burke are double teaming on Hardy.... Mercury then attacks Burke.... On the other side of the ring Vito eliminates Tatanka.... Tatanka has been eliminated.... William Regal then slides in and low blows Vito... He throws Vito out of the ring!!! Vito is eliminated.... Regal then wisely slides out of the ring once again.... Burke and Mercury are both going at it while Turkay is tryin to eliminate Hardy... But Hardy starts clobberin on him... Hardy then gives Turkay a Side Effect... He pins him but Burke interupts the 2 count.... Out of nowhere William Regal comes back in... He has his eyes set on eliminating Turkay.... He goes to throw him out but Turkay see's him.... Regal then begs and pleeds with him to let him go... But Turkay has none of it and gives Regal a Flipping Belly to Belly Suplex and gets the 3! Regal has been elimanated... We're down to Hardy, Burke, Mercury and Turkay.... Turkay and Mercury start going at it with Turkay getting the quick advantage by holding him in a Bear Hug.... On the other side of the ring Burke Ties up Hardy in the ropes.... Burke whips himself off the ropes.... Wait a minute Hardy gets out of it.... He backdrops Burke to the outside... Burke has been eliminated.... Matt is tired tho so he rests while Turkay still has the Bear Hug on Mercury... Mercury then gets out of it.... He whips himself of the ropes and attempts a Cross Body but Turkay catches him and throws him over the rope.... Its down to Turkay and Hardy... Hardy quickly jumps on Turkays back and locks in a sleaper hold.....Turkay tho flips Matt over his shoulder... Turkay applys his Armbar Submission but Matt manuvers out of it.... He low blows Turkay.... Twist of Fate........ 1.....2..... No.... Turkay kicks out.... Hardy looks shocked..... He then waits for him to get up... Showing the Twist of Fate sign... This time Turkay pushes him off and locks in a Tazzmission hold.... Hardy taps but you cant be eliminating by tapping out.... After Turkay realizes this he picks Hardy up while the hold is still applyed.... Gives him a Tazzmission Plex over the top rope..... Turkay wins....
Order of Elimination...
Vito eliminates Tatanka
Regal eliminates Vito
Turkay eliminates Regal
Matt eliminates Burke
Turkay eliminates Mercury
Turkay eliminates Hardy
Winner - Sylvester Turkay
16:05
*After the match Burke makes his way down to the ring..... He then raises Turkay hand in victory.... Turkay gets an U.S. Title shot whenever he wants!!!
Cole - What a match that was..... Hold..... Hold on we have a camera in the back... Whats goin on....
*In the back we see Mark Henry still running scared.... He's in the parking lot... He gets to his car... He puts his bag in the trunk.... He then goes to open his door and he see's something on the floor.... Its a worm.... He then opens his door.... Out comes thousands of worms pooring out of his car and they all land on Henry... He starts screaming saying I hate worms... I hate worms.... He then runs off.... We see Boogeyman peek his head over from the corner... Laughing his eval Laugh....
Cole - Haha I guess Mark Henrys scared of worms!!!
JBL - It isnt funny Michael... The Boogeyman knows how to get to a person
Cole - With all that aside our next match is the Cruiserweight Invitational.... The winner of this match will go on and face Billy Kidman right here next weak for the Cruiserweight Championship.....
*Before the match Billy Kidman makes his way to the ring to a huge ovation.... He sits at ringside and does Color Commentary with JBL and Cole....
Michael Cole explains the rules of the next match... The superstars will face each other 1 on 1 until all the superstars enter the ring.... The orders were randomly selected before the match... The last superstar standing is the winner....
Match 4
Cruiserweight Invitational for shot at CW Title next weak.
Davairi vs Funaki vs Gregory Helms vs Miz vs Rey vs Super Crazy
Match begins with Funaki and Gregory Helms...... Helms takes the quick advantage... He gets a couple of shots in on Funaki before Funaki gets in his own offence... Funaki whips him off the ropes... Spinning Wheal Kick.... He does a quick cover but only gets a 1.... Funaki then climbs the top rope.... He attemps a Cross Body but Helms drop kicks him right in the gut.... He then hits the Shining Wizard.... 1.....2......3.... Funaki is eliminated.... Super Crazy comes flying in with a Diving Moonsault on Helms.... He covers him but only gets a 2..... Crazy lifts Helms up.... But Helms comes firing back with some left and rights of his own.... He whips him into the corner... He goes for a Shoulder Block but he gets slammed right into the ring post.... Crazy then rolls him up...1....2...3..... Crazy advances... In comes Davair.... Davari gets the quick attack on Crazy.... Davari then gives Crazy a Spike DDT.... Davari climbs the ropes.... He attempts a Leg Drop but misses..... Crazy then see's his advantage... He whips Davari into the corner... He props him on the turnbuckle.... He gives him a Super Complete Shot..... 1.....2.....3...... Crazy advances once again.... In comes the Miz.... Miz just starts clobberin on Crazy.... Miz then hits a series of moves on Crazy including a Spinebuster... A Bulldog of the top rope and a Sky High... He covers Crazy but only gets a 2..... Miz then trys a Tornado DDT... But Crazy pushes him off... Crazy then gives him back to back Spinning Wheal Kicks.... As Crazy goes to give Miz a clothesline Miz pulls the ref in fronta him... Crazy puts on the breaks before he hits the ref... And as the ref was turned Miz kicks Crazy right in his junk.... He then Sunsets Flips Crazy and gets the 3!!!! Miz raises his arms up but as he turns around Rey gives him a Seating Senton.... He covers him....1....2..... No he kicked out.... Rey then runs off the ropes goes for a Head Scissors but Miz turns it into a Tilt-a-Whirl Slam.... Miz then seeing Reys back was hurt starts to attack his back.... He gives him a version of Carlitos Backcracker and covers Rey......1....2.... No Rey literally slides out of the pin.... Miz climbs the top rope... He goes for a double Axe Handle Smash... But Rey moves... Rey dropkicks him in his back and Miz lands in perfect position for the 619...... 619!!!!!.... Rey then waits for Miz to get up.... He hits the Hurricanrana.....1.....2......3!!!! Rey wins!!!!!
Winner - Rey Mysterio
11:06
*After the match Rey celebrates his victory in the ring.... Miz attacks Rey.... Hes punching Reys lights out!.... Kidman leaves the announcers Table and Miz quickly runs outa the ring.... He says its not over yet.... Hoorahhhh..... Kidman helps Rey to his feat..... Rey then thanks Kidman for helping him out.... They both leave to the back....
-Backstage we see Kennedy, Finlay and Booker T talking..... They say that in tonights match they need to form a pact to get Undertaker and Batista out of the match... And once there out of the situation then they go on and face each other.... All men agree.... Booker and Sharmell stay backstage and Sharmell says what ideots......
* We then see Batista preparing for his match.... Josh Mathews then comes in and asks Batista how he feals about being involved in the #1 Contendors Match.... Batista said that since he's come back... His goal was to take what he never lost back.... He says he doesnt care what he has to do to win... But whatever it takes he's going to do it......
Cole - Well partner its time for the #1 contendors match....
JBL - You know if I was still wrestling.... Id be the automatic #1 contendor.... As a matter of fact I'd be the Champ....
Cole - Sure you would JBL.... Whos your pick to win this match....
JBL - Im not telling you Cole... Cause if I tell you its not going to happen...
Cole - ...... (He looks at JBL with a puzzled look)
Cole - Anyways... Lets get back to the ring....
Match 5
#1 Contendors Elimination Match for World Title
Mr. Kennedy vs Finlay vs King Booker vs Undertaker vs Batista
When the match begins Finlay, Booker and Kennedy attack Undertaker and Batista... But soon after that Undertaker and Batista clear house... Then these 2 monsters stare at each other.... Before they start to fight.... Booker, Finlay and Kennedy attack them.... Booker works on Batista while Kennedy and Finlay take care of the Undertaker.... Finlay and Kennedy give Taker a Double Vertical Suplex.... But the Undertaker sits right up.... Kennedy and Finlay dont notice it... But when they turn around... Taker Clotheslines them both out of the ring... He then sets his eyes on Booker..... He grabs Booker and throws him into the corner... Undertaker starts Clobberin him with left and rights.... Batista then gets up and Finlay attacks Batista... But before we know it Batista hits Finlay with a Spine-Buster... He covers him but Kennedy makes the save.... Kennedy then takes the advantage over Batista as Booker T starts to come back on the Taker... He then calls Finlay over... He tells him to attack Taker as he rests..... Booker T in the corner then watches on as Finlay and Kennedy do a number on Taker and Batista.... But before we know it Batista takes Kennedy out of the picture with a huge Clothesline.... Booker then charges at him and Batista gives him a Spinebuster.... On the other side of the ring Finlay is still hammering away on Taker... Taker then comes back with Lefts and Rights of his own... But Finlay comes back by poking Taker in the eyes... Finlay climbs the middle rope... He goes for an Axe Handle Smash but Taker grabs him by the throat.... Chokeslam!!!!! 1.....2....3..... Finlay is gone!!!! Booker and Kennedy look on on the outside of the ring shocked... Finlay then slides out... Batista then goes on the offence on Taker... In come Kennedy and Booker but Batista see's both of them and Clotheslines them.... Batista then picks up Booker.... He irish whips him but Booker reverses it.... Finlay knails Batista in the back of the head with the Shalaleigh... Booker grabs Batista then.... He hits the Book End... 1....2.....3.... Batista is eliminated... Finlay laughs and Booker tells him good job.... But when Batista gets up... He runs after Finlay and both men run to the back.... Its down to Taker, Kennedy and Booker..... Booker tells Kennedy to go after Taker..... Kennedy tells Booker to go after Taker... They both get face to face and start pushing each other... Before they start swinging at each other... Booker decides "Lets both go get him" Kennedy knodges his head... They make there way towards them but then Kennedy falls down... Booker stares at him like what the hell? He then turns around and the Deadmans up.... He kicks him in the gut.... Last Ride....1....2....3..... Booker has been eliminated.... Booker is layed out.... Kennedy then goes into his trunks... Whats this? He has Brass Knuckles..... The ref is tryna pull Booker outa the ring... Kennedy see's his opening.... Taker grabs Kennedy by the hair.... Kennedy knails him the knucks... He then climbs the top rope.... Ken-Ton-Bomb......1.....2.....3..... Kennedy wins.... He's the #1 Contendor for the World Title....
Winner - Mr. Kennedy
17:09
After the match Kennedy goes to the back celebrating his victory... As Taker looks on in dis-belief
JBL - That was my pick... Kennedy......... Kennnnnedddyyyyy
Cole - Sure it was
*We go to the back as the chase between Finlay and Batista is still on.... Finlay runs into his locker room... Batista pounds on the door... Theres Little Bastard he's biting Batistas Leg... Batista to kicks him off... Only to recieve another shot with the Shalaleigh from Finlay... This time right in the face.... Finlay then says You dont mess with an Irish Man and his Leprichaun......
-We then go to Lashleys locker room where he cuts a promo... He says that tonight is the biggest match of his carear... He says that hes going to prove that he's no joke by defeating the World Champion....
Cole - Well Jbl Tonight was a great night and we still have our Main Event...
JBL - This match should be one for the ages...
Cole - Here comes Bobby Lashley
Main Event
Champion vs Champion
Lashley (c) vs Chris Benoit (c)
Match begins with Benoit getting the quick advantage.... He gives Lashley a variety of moves including a Dragon Screw, an Armbar, and also a Belly to Back Slam.... Lashley comes back tho firing away on Benoit... He whips Benoit into the corner.... Shoulder Thrusts to Benoit... Lashley is on the top of his game tonight.... Lashley then gives Benoit a stalling Vertical Suplex.... He covers him... But Benoit kicks out.... Lashley then picks Benoit up... He gives a Military Press into a Oklahoma Slam... But Benoit comes back with chop after chop... He whips Lashley off the ropes but Lashley hits a clothesline.... Lashley then goes to spear Benoit... But Benoit reverses it and goes for a Crippler Crossface.... Lashley quickly gets to the ropes.... Benoit still holds the advantage and gives Lashley a snap suplex.... He climbs the rope.... Goes for a Headbutt... But he misses.... Lashley and Benoit both struggle to get to there feet... But when they do... Lashley hits the spear!!!!.....1.....2.... No Benoit kicks out..... Lashley then goes for a Dominator.... But Benoit gets out of it.... He gives him a Belly to Back Suplex.... Both men are down... Benoit and Lashley both get up... Lashley goes for a Clothesline but Benoit ducks... Multiple German Suplexs by Benoit.... He then goes for a Sharpshooter... But Lashley powers out of it!!! Lashley then picks Benoit up and delivers a Spinebuster.... Lashley says its over... He lifts Benoit up... But Benoit grabs his arm.... Lashley trying to fight out of it Irish Whips Benoit.... He goes for a back body drop... But Benoit kicks him right in the kisser.... He then runs off the ropes but Lashley kicks him in the gut.... Dominator by Lashley...... Before he can go for the cover.... Sylvester Turkay runs out.... He hammers on Lashley.... The ref calls for the bell....
Winner - Bobby Lashley via DQ
15:09
After the match Turkay continues the assault on Lashley... Benoit is up.... He gives Turkay a German Suplex.... Benoit is trying to help Lashley up.... But here comes Kennedy with a Chair... He knails Benoit with it.... He see's that Lashley is getting up... Hits him with it was well....
Show ends with Kennedy standing high above Benoit and Lashley
End.....
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