WWE Region, Milwaukee Subregion, First Round: (11)Jack Brisco vs.(22)Abdullah Butcher

[klunderbunker]

This is a first round match in the WWE Region, Milwaukee Subregion. It is a standard one on one match held under WWE Rules. It will be held at the Bradley Center in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

#11. Jack Brisco

Vs.

#22. Abdullah the Butcher

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Polls will be open for three days following a one day period for discussion. Voting will be based on who you feel is the greater of the two competitors. Post your reasons for why your pick should win below. Remember that this is non-spam and the most votes in the poll win. Any ties will be broken by the amount of posts of support for each candidate, with one vote per poster.

Also remember that this is a non-spam forum. If you post a response without giving a reason for your selection, it will be penalized for spam and deleted.

 

[Tastycles]

This is probably the least interesting match in the history of the tournament. Brisco is one of those guys that was a solid hand at the time but who left no discernible footprint in the history books, whilst I can never get past Abdullah being the guy who stabbed himself in the face with a fork. Eh, Brisco was a proper world champion so he can win.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Abby, in my book, is the wrestling equivalent of a hack. He was the first template for an ECW/CZW wrestler, and not the kindof ones who had range like RVD or Raven. The Ian Rotten type. The Necro Butcher type.

I'd like to think that my sentiments on The Butcher are based less on the fact that I think he's a shitty human being and more the fact that he's just not very good. Not worth his reputation anyway.

Jack Brisco wins for me.

 

[Kermit]

Disclaimer: I won't pretend that I have in-depth wrestling knowledge about a wide range of superstars. So, I'm going to perform my voting a little differently. There will be 127 matches in total in this tournament. I've comprised a list of 63 random 1v1 events. I'll randomize the list and base my vote off the results of who I think would win the selected event with my odd logic.

This event: Stacking coffee creamers

Logic: Jack Brisco is a catch-22. He looks like a guy who is calm enough to stack some coffee creamers really high, but also looks like someone who wouldn't waste his time doing so. Abdullah the Butcher looks like the guy would put back a few like they were shots of liquor. I trust Brisco too botch the event less than Butcher in the end.

Winner: Jack Brisco

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Jack Brisco would not put up with Abdullah's nonsense. This is kinda like the Angle/Calhoun draw albeit at a smaller scale. Brisco will have this screaming in agony pretty soon.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Abdullah The Butcher is an awful wrestler, with not one ounce of actual ability and who simply stabbed himself in the head every match with a fork. He wobbles around the ring bleeding and infecting others with hepititus.

Fuck him.

Vote Brisco.

 

[Shadowmancer]

Brisco wins this becaus he is Jack Fucking Brisco. He was world champ and you hear old timer wrestlers with nothing but praise for him. Abby has gashes in his head big enough to stick a coin in and they will stay put. Someone that is universally praised vs someone that is infamous for blading to get over. I am going with the NWA world Champ Jack Brisco