Call it jealousy, envy or just primal instinct. For whatever reason, on any given day, WWE Champion John Cena has a bull’s-eye painted squarely on his back. And most every Superstar in WWE is busy stalking The Champ with a quiver of poison-tipped arrows.
Usually, Cena must only escape the projectiles of a solitary opponent. At Fatal 4-Way, however, The Champ will be caught in the crossfire of three other warriors: Edge, Randy Orton and Sheamus. Cena, as king of the mountain, will be forced to dodge more than his share of fire, but each Superstar will also have their own crosshairs to bear – and elude.
While Sheamus is the least experienced of the combatants, The Celtic Warrior has already logged a brutal history with both Cena and Orton. The great unknown in the bout appears to be how he and Edge will match up – brute force against intense cunning. The other competitors have taken years to size up their opponents’ strengths and weaknesses, making victory for any of these men all that more elusive, although any can win as long as they secure the first pin
How comes nobody's made this yet? I'd reckon "no one cares" is a pretty good answer, but I'll gladly step up as a man and do it.
Cena is the longest reigning champ in the company, at something like 2 months, good stuff. Sheamus has pretty much been acting like a dick and being awesome for awhile getting all up in Cena's buisness. Edge and Orton recently started an underwhelming fued together and their last match was cut short when Orton nearly broke his fucking arm, but I think it turned out to be a separated shoulder or something.
Obviously this is going to be somewhat of a clusterfuck, both main events will, but it combines what would've been 2 matches into one, which is always interesting and frees up some time for some other stuff, like, uhh, John Morrison or some shit like that.
I think it's a little too early for Cena to lose the belt here, but if it were to happen Sheamuse seems like the logical choice. They're heading towards some sort of feud in the future, or so it seems. Then again, Orton/Edge could be spruced up with the title involved, but I wouldn't be a fan of either of those guys getting the win here.
The world wants to know, what do you think of this match? Will it just be a slight clusterfuck or a complete mess? How many times will Orton be compared to a reptile? Will the champ actually be there? You decide.