"Wrestling is Fake"

[Steamboat Ricky]

Yeah, because Benoit's brain aged about sixty years on its own accord.

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Some merely suggest that Benoit "chose poorly."

 

[Dirk]

What do you mean it ain't real?

 

[Wolf Pac]

"People Are Fake, Pro Wrestling Is Real"

 

[shattered dreams]

Or say "Your sisters orgasms wern't"

I would go with your sister's orgasms were but I still enjoyed myself.

 

[AndThat'sTheBottomLine]

Me and my buddies were talking wresting one day at school and this guy a year older than us came and asked "Why do watch that fake ass wrestling crap?" I then asked, "Well what do you watch?" He said, "UFC, football, baseball." Now I'm a huge football, baseball, and basketball fan but I replied, "And that entertains you, wrestling entertains me. Deal with it asshole." That's pretty much how I deal with people like that.

 

[shattered dreams]

Next you are going to tell me that lady didn't really order a pizza.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Just show them a photo of New Jack's forehead and say that those scars are all makeup

And that Mick Foley was born missing half an ear.