Would you sleep with Vickie if it meant you would be World Heavyweight Champion?

[kiriyama]

A chance to lose my virginity to a unattractive woman AND get a world title belt?Sign me up!

LOL! I'm shitting bricks from this one.

Hell yeah, I'd do it. No money, no poontang, no championship gold -OR- LOTS of Money, 1 gargantuan STD-riddled poontang, and heavyweight championship gold. I may lose my member, but it's worth it to be on top... who the hell cares if you look like a Ken doll for the rest of your days?! MONEY!!! CHAMPIONSHIP GOLD!!!~

 

[Mr Wrestlemania]

I wouldn't sleep with Vickie if the whole damn company was offered to me forget that. I'm getting an offer like that I'm going for the real deal I would sleep with Stephanie McMahon for the WWE title. 2 birds with one stone...see most beautiful alive in her natural state...and be the champ oooh a guy can dream LOL!

Dude.....I'd sleep with Stephanie McMahon for nothing. She looks amazing. In regards to Vickie.....thanks but no thanks. I'll just spring the $200+ for one of the replica titles and call myself The Man.

 

[kilva]

Here's a better offer:
Get all WWE, World Heavyweight, and ECW Title + 1 Year WWE Contract Worth $3,000,000
for sleeping with Mae Young? O_O

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Here's a better offer:
Get all WWE, World Heavyweight, and ECW Title + 1 Year WWE Contract Worth $3,000,000
for sleeping with Mae Young? O_O

Dude, as wild and flexible as May Young is? Fugg a world title. You could just give me that old crappy WCW TV title that they threw in the trash, a bag of chili cheese Fritos, and a can of Tab and I would rock her damned world. lol

 

[Matt_360]

i would need alot of mamajuana to convince me to do it, but eventually i would lol

 

[Kyphael]

One night with Vickie Guerrero for a World Heavyweight Championship reign, no matter how short, which would forever cement my name in the WWE record books? Sure, why not? Just get me one case of Red Bull and the brown bag the Beautiful People drew up.

 

[Enigmania]

Hell yeah! The title would be the icing on the cake. But if you guys have ploughed her first I might pass

 

[Mr. Showtime]

Hell yeah I'd sleep with her for the WHC. On the condition that I'm drunk out of my mind and can't remember any of it haha.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I would sleep with her. Same bed, fully clothed, a foot apart from each other. World Championship, here I come!

 

[HBK-aholic]

I would.

 

[Mr. TM]

People who have slept with Vickie (In reality and Keyfabe)

Eddie Guerrero
Adam Copeland
Dave Bautista (Yeah, he probably was)
JBL (The compared muffin tops once or twice)
Juan Julopenalapi (her first boyfriend (Funny story, HE is dominic's real father))

thats a 4 in 5 chance that if you nail vickie, youll become the Champion. Id get on the horsewagon...horse?

 

[Rug3r]

I don't know what everyone is talking about, Vickie Guerrero is fuckable. I'd definitely hit it.

Here's a better offer:
Get all WWE, World Heavyweight, and ECW Title + 1 Year WWE Contract Worth $3,000,000
for sleeping with Mae Young? O_O

Ugh man you've gone too fucking far. That old saggy ass dog mouth pussy... I cringe just thinking about it.

I got an even better offer though, you get a WWE Contract that conatins the following:

- Employed for 10 years until contract is re-negotiated or expired.
- $4,500,000 Salary with 1st class transport and 5 star hotel accommodations.
- Complete creative control over your storylines.
- Guaranteed 10 decent-lengthy title reigns with the WWE Championship.

But before that, you get signed to a 2 year developmental deal which has the following:

- Free in ring training from any trainers of your choice.
- Free promo pointers from The Rock or anyone you choose.
- Free crowd working training from Hogan or some shit.
- Pleasure training from your choice of Divas and ex divas.

Oh how do you obtain this you ask? Let the Great Khali hit it from the back. He'll be Rick James for tonight will you be Charlie Murphy couch?

 

[Rug3r]

delete this post please

 

[Miko]

I'd sleep with her, I'd lick whipped cream off of her naked body and later on perhaps a spot of spooning.

If I get a World Title out of it its just a bonus

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

.....I wouldn't fuck Vickie Guerrero to save my mother from cancer... Even if I TRIED, she'd just end up getting beaten to death in the process.... "EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME! I SAID EXCU...*WHAM*!"

 

[wstearns]

I'd definately do Vickie for a world title. Hell i'd probably even do Chavo for the ECW Title.

 

[kilva]

ThANK God the WWE didnt air any live sex celebration with Vickie for each time Edge wins the Belt

 

[The Instant Classic91]

Are you all freaking kidding me?
Id fuck Vince McMahon if it made me WHC.
So short answer, hell yes.