Worst ring attire ever

[Tastycles]

Rules:-

1) It can't be a bad gimmick related attire

That's it.

My entry:-

Faarooq Asad

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

I don't really consider it a bad gimmick so I have to nominate country music superstar Jeff Jarrett's wrestling attire. What the hell was up with all the shoulder straps?

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Sparky motherfuckin Plugg

Good Lord!

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Some young wrestlers in the early 2000s wore a shirt that was short sleeved on one side and long sleeved on the other. I distinctly remember Zach Gowen donning such attire.

 

[#tamale]

Zack Ryder's half pants

The Shockmaster. Was he trying to be a space cowboy?

And who can forget this gem from Shawn Michaels

 

[enviousdominous]

I'm glad nobody mentioned this guy:

Because his attire kicks ass!

 

[enviousdominous]

BEHOLD!

They're gonna' have to change this to the most DYNAMIC attire in all of pro-wrestling.

 

[Mustang Sally]

Giant Gonzalez

 

[It's Damn Real!]

No contest.

 

[BestSportsEntertainer]

After seeing other posts in this thread, Giant Gonzalez.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Looks like a male stripper. In the world of professional wrestling, in a world in which Val Venis exists, that's saying something.

 

[Shadowmancer]

Zack Ryder's half pants

As a way to get people to notice him and remember him it worked, and the concept itself isn't terrible, it just didn't work with him. It probably would work with a Diva

 

[Blade]

Some young wrestlers in the early 2000s wore a shirt that was short sleeved on one side and long sleeved on the other. I distinctly remember Zach Gowen donning such attire.

This guy made it work:

 

[jmt225]

Giant Gonzalez is definitely #1.

#2, however, is undoubtedly...

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

I think a couple of these might fall in the "bad gimmick" category.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Giant Gonalez had muscles AIRBRUSHED onto a full body suit that also had BODY HAIR depicted.

There is no competition. Clearly the worst attire in history. Worst there is, worst there was, worst there ever will be.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Bastion Booger has to be up there.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Bastion Booger has to be up there.

That whole gimmick was awful.

 

[BaconBits]

Ryback's colorblind as fuck ring gear combinations these days are horrible.