Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
What about that Roast Chicken I had prepared for you Monday night? Oh that's right. You went over to your friends house for Raw. That's supposed to be our night together. How dare you. Homewrecker.
You...you did that??? Im an ass. im sorry. come here, I have something to show you over by the bed over here...
wait. shit. I mean thats what I always used to with my ex. not sure if itd work now LOL