Todd Grisham is vanilla personified. No, that's too generous. That makes him sound like ice cream. The only way Todd Grisham could be compared to ice cream is if your mother was killed in a terrible ice cream accident when you were a small child. No, my mother wasn't killed in a terrible Todd Grisham accident but that's how he makes me feel every time he opens his mouth.
I know Punk somewhat lacks the, um, lack of dignity to deliver the "Will Randy Orton get back up after the break? Probably!" lines but it's hardly as if Grisham's the movie voice guy. It's not like King - who's been an announcer for, uh, several years and gave up his dignity a long time ago - couldn't have done it. Hey, they even let Punk plug the videogame. Sarcastically, I might add. The Grish is just so boring he drains all gravity, tension, sexual tension and drama out of any given situation.
The best bit about him being out there was Punk threatening to send him back to Superstars.
As a sidenote, I question the entire three-man commentary dynamic.
I know Punk somewhat lacks the, um, lack of dignity to deliver the "Will Randy Orton get back up after the break? Probably!" lines but it's hardly as if Grisham's the movie voice guy. It's not like King - who's been an announcer for, uh, several years and gave up his dignity a long time ago - couldn't have done it. Hey, they even let Punk plug the videogame. Sarcastically, I might add. The Grish is just so boring he drains all gravity, tension, sexual tension and drama out of any given situation.
The best bit about him being out there was Punk threatening to send him back to Superstars.
As a sidenote, I question the entire three-man commentary dynamic.