Why I Hate TheOneBigWill

Y 2 Jake

Slightly Autistic
He's in love with a 16 year old.

His posts are bigger than the bible.

His kid is cuter than mine.

He's wetter than a lady in the company of naked Jake.

He's undeserving of his mod spot.

He's one of those sensitive males.

I can't respond to his PMs with Read The Rules.

I'd feel guilty if I was ever nasty to him.

He could probably beat me in a dance off.

He's nasty to The Goth.
 
Yeah I know Man I swear I,d have blown my brains out if it wasn,t for them.
 
He's in love with a 16 year old.

You say it like its a bad thing. At least the girl I'm in love with can walk in sunlight. :p

His posts are bigger than the bible.

I'm spreading the good word.

His kid is cuter than mine.

I'll let you take a couple shots at her when my backs turned if it'll make you feel better. But I'm gonna need something in return, it'd be kinda hard to just "let" you do it.

He's wetter than a lady in the company of naked Jake.

My wet-ness is all-nature, no bottled tears in this bottle.

He's undeserving of his mod spot.

Who's fault is that, that I became one?

He's one of those sensitive males.

Unique is the word I like to use.

I can't respond to his PMs with Read The Rules.

Why not?

I'd feel guilty if I was ever nasty to him.

Does that mean, you love me?

He could probably beat me in a dance off.

Nah, I'm white.. I don't even know how to do the chicken dance properly.

He's nasty to The Goth.

Hey, if you'd keep Elvira on a leash, we wouldn't of had this issue. :p (kidding Goth, incase you didn't take your own advice & still read my posts) Seriously though, she scares the living shit outta me.. I'm not kidding.

Careful you're making me want to start a why I love Will thread..:p

Start it, start it, start it!! :) I think it could be a new high for me.
 

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