Why I hate Jake...

[Jonny B]

He smells

He thinks he is better looking than me

He wont give me free porn

He doesn't know how to use the Admin CP

His spelling is terrible

All he ever does is start topics with news in it

He does strange things to his gentiles

He's a Chav

If I ever met him he'd probably beat me up

He wont get Facebook

He starts Hate Threads

He isn't Gay so I can't hump him

 

[Y 2 Jake]

He smells

Yeah. But I was with your dad all night, so what do you expect.

He thinks he is better looking than me

It's been confirmed that I am better looking.

He wont give me free porn

Mate. I've got some free porn for you. You wouldn't like it though. You know it's bad when nobody will buy a £5 porn dvd.

He doesn't know how to use the Admin CP

Not true. I'm sure if I looked at it I would know.

His spelling is terrible

Your problem more than mine. Like I've said, I don't have to read my posts.

All he ever does is start topics with news in it

FACTS.

He does strange things to his gentiles

I'm into inserting things down my dick hole, currently.

He's a Chav

New romantic actually.

If I ever met him he'd probably beat me up

Nah. That would be like beating a woman. I know I could do it without getting hurt, so there wouldn't be any point.

He wont get Facebook

Make ma a facebook and I'll use it.

He starts Hate Threads

I'm a little depressed at the mo.

He isn't Gay so I can't hump him

You can hump. But it's a clothes on situation.