Ok, look, this is really pissing me off.
What makes you like Shelton Benjamin? What makes you feel like this man desrves a main event spot? I mean, it's not like the WWE has tried fifty bajillion fucking times to give him a slot in the main event. It's not like they had him go over Triple H. Or given him innumerable runs with a title, had him in an admittedly outstanding match with Shawn Michaels (which, oh, by the way, shawn carried), and given him numerous gimmicks that tried to give him some sense of personality. It's not like WWE gave him ladder matches so he can spot his way into oblivion, given him good wrestlers to work with so he can potentially injure them with his spotty work, or given him television time to introduce himself to the audience multiple times. It's not like they've tried to place him on all three brands, and he failed on each and every one of them. Surely, that couldn't be the case, at all. Surely, Vince has no idea what kind of talent he has on his hands, especially when this man has stars since before most of us were sperm. Surely it isn't like Vince doesn't know talent, and isn't the man that had quite the hand in creating wrestlers like Hulk Hogan, Steve Austin, The Rock, Shawn Michaels, etc. Surely creative has not tried pushing him down our throats, and given him absolutely nothing to work with. Surely Shelton's promos don't suck, and make me want to shove my head up an elephant's ass to find the Hope Diamond. Surely it isn't that he has no personality whatsoever, and is the most generic wrestler on the roster this side of Charlie Haas?
So... Again... What makes you like Shelton Benjamin? You'd better come on strong here...
What makes you like Shelton Benjamin? What makes you feel like this man desrves a main event spot? I mean, it's not like the WWE has tried fifty bajillion fucking times to give him a slot in the main event. It's not like they had him go over Triple H. Or given him innumerable runs with a title, had him in an admittedly outstanding match with Shawn Michaels (which, oh, by the way, shawn carried), and given him numerous gimmicks that tried to give him some sense of personality. It's not like WWE gave him ladder matches so he can spot his way into oblivion, given him good wrestlers to work with so he can potentially injure them with his spotty work, or given him television time to introduce himself to the audience multiple times. It's not like they've tried to place him on all three brands, and he failed on each and every one of them. Surely, that couldn't be the case, at all. Surely, Vince has no idea what kind of talent he has on his hands, especially when this man has stars since before most of us were sperm. Surely it isn't like Vince doesn't know talent, and isn't the man that had quite the hand in creating wrestlers like Hulk Hogan, Steve Austin, The Rock, Shawn Michaels, etc. Surely creative has not tried pushing him down our throats, and given him absolutely nothing to work with. Surely Shelton's promos don't suck, and make me want to shove my head up an elephant's ass to find the Hope Diamond. Surely it isn't that he has no personality whatsoever, and is the most generic wrestler on the roster this side of Charlie Haas?
So... Again... What makes you like Shelton Benjamin? You'd better come on strong here...