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Now I know I posted a similar thread in the General Wrestling Section, but I think most of the points I made in that thread applies to this thread. Why do you hate the WWE main eventers? Is it because they don't stack up to the days of the Attitude Era? Are they bland? Is it because they are trying to recreate the 80s? Why?
The Attitude Era was great.
However, The Attitude Era ruined wrestling because it set the bar so high for professional wrestling that it can't be beat.
Let's take a look at wrestling for a moment, shall we? Everywhere you go, you see hatred of the WWE main-eventers. Four in particular. Batista, Triple H, Randy Orton, and most of all, John Cena. Chris Jericho and Mysterio get hated by some, but not like those infamous 4. Taker and Michaels aren't there that much to begin with, and somehow Edge is above this. Now I can't seem to grasp why there is so much hatred for the WWE's main-eventers. I mean, Orton and Jericho get ripped for there slow, robotic, monotone promos. But isn't that how a heel's supposed to act? Didn't Kurt Angle get disliked in his feud with Cena for the WWE title for using highflying moves. Wasn't he called a bad heel? Orton and Jericho get burned for being slow and monotone. Cena, Batista, and Mysterio get burned for pandering to the kids and being "goody goody two shoes". Ok. Let's look at the top two names of today: Orton and Cena. Let's look at the top two names of the Attitude Era: Steve Austin and The Rock. Do you see a pattern?
Some say the answer is to bring the Attitude Era back. This is not the answer.
How much edgier can the WWE get? Have divas wrestle naked? While that might increase the amount of time you ejaculate, it still isn't going to help much, plus I'm sure the divas won't go that far for a paycheck. So what is the solution? Have wrestlers drop the N-bombs and F-bombs. No, that's not it. There is nothing more the WWE can do, unless they go X-rated, but really would you want to see that? So no, the Attitude Era can't be recreated. Not to mention that fans wouldn't accept it. You know how I know that? I've seen it before.
I'm sure we all know a man by the name of John Cena. Well he is how I know, a second Attitude Era won't work. Look at the stages of this man's career. When he was strapped with the white rapper gimmick up until the time he was drafted from Smackdown, he reminded me of Austin. Then, in about 2006-07 he reminded me of the Rock. Now since he came back in 2008 he reminds everyone of Hogan.
Look.
Cena's Austin Era:
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Talking shit to McMahon? Where have I seen that before?
Cena's Rock Era:
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Calling the interviewer a sick freak? Sounds familiar?
Cena's Hogan Era:
He walks around respecting everybody, tipping his hat and shit, and well look at his shirt:
So Cena replicates the 3 biggest stars in wrestling history and still gets hated? Why?
People hate on Triple H. Why? Because he "holds people down"? Please, tell me one instance where Triple H actually held down somebody that realistically had a chance at the main event. I know in 2007, he Pedigreed London and Kendrick for no good reason, but really, did you think that they would be more than a tag team? No. In fact, he helped put Jeff Hardy in the Main Event. Armageddon 2007, Triple H vs. Jeff Hardy for a WWE Title Shot at the Royal Rumble. After his match at Royal Rumble 2008, he was started to be looked at as a serious contender to the title. He was slated to win Money In The Bank, but due to suspensions, that never came true. He won the WWE Title later in the year, and is not only a 3-Time World Champ, but he is the current World Heavyweight Champion. How would any of that been possible without Triple H, who supposedly never puts anyone over, putting him over? Why all the hate?
Now we're on to Randy Orton. People say he's monotone and that he can't cut a promo.
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Now I know he hasn't cut a promo like that in ages, but that's because he was cheered like fuck at that Wrestlemania. Is that a good heel. People say they hate Randy Orton and Legacy because they are boring. WELL ISN'T THAT THE WHOLE POINT OF A FUCKING HEEL? By definition, Randy Orton is a great heel.
Lastly, I get to Batista. People say he's a stupid, uncharismatic, pill-popping musclehead. Well I say, he does his job. He goes out there, slams people, and yells. Now he is no Steve Austin or Rock, but he is over as fuck and is always welcomed with open arms when he returns. He might not be the "King Of Promos", but he is charismatic enough to be considered a great main eventer. So why do you hate?
So, in conclusion, Why do you hate the main eventers of the WWE?
The Attitude Era was great.
However, The Attitude Era ruined wrestling because it set the bar so high for professional wrestling that it can't be beat.
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Let's take a look at wrestling for a moment, shall we? Everywhere you go, you see hatred of the WWE main-eventers. Four in particular. Batista, Triple H, Randy Orton, and most of all, John Cena. Chris Jericho and Mysterio get hated by some, but not like those infamous 4. Taker and Michaels aren't there that much to begin with, and somehow Edge is above this. Now I can't seem to grasp why there is so much hatred for the WWE's main-eventers. I mean, Orton and Jericho get ripped for there slow, robotic, monotone promos. But isn't that how a heel's supposed to act? Didn't Kurt Angle get disliked in his feud with Cena for the WWE title for using highflying moves. Wasn't he called a bad heel? Orton and Jericho get burned for being slow and monotone. Cena, Batista, and Mysterio get burned for pandering to the kids and being "goody goody two shoes". Ok. Let's look at the top two names of today: Orton and Cena. Let's look at the top two names of the Attitude Era: Steve Austin and The Rock. Do you see a pattern?
Some say the answer is to bring the Attitude Era back. This is not the answer.
How much edgier can the WWE get? Have divas wrestle naked? While that might increase the amount of time you ejaculate, it still isn't going to help much, plus I'm sure the divas won't go that far for a paycheck. So what is the solution? Have wrestlers drop the N-bombs and F-bombs. No, that's not it. There is nothing more the WWE can do, unless they go X-rated, but really would you want to see that? So no, the Attitude Era can't be recreated. Not to mention that fans wouldn't accept it. You know how I know that? I've seen it before.
I'm sure we all know a man by the name of John Cena. Well he is how I know, a second Attitude Era won't work. Look at the stages of this man's career. When he was strapped with the white rapper gimmick up until the time he was drafted from Smackdown, he reminded me of Austin. Then, in about 2006-07 he reminded me of the Rock. Now since he came back in 2008 he reminds everyone of Hogan.
Look.
Cena's Austin Era:
[youtube]vDDEfARLwmQ[/youtube]
Talking shit to McMahon? Where have I seen that before?
Cena's Rock Era:
[youtube]PVS9OEzU14o[/youtube]
Calling the interviewer a sick freak? Sounds familiar?
Cena's Hogan Era:
He walks around respecting everybody, tipping his hat and shit, and well look at his shirt:
So Cena replicates the 3 biggest stars in wrestling history and still gets hated? Why?
People hate on Triple H. Why? Because he "holds people down"? Please, tell me one instance where Triple H actually held down somebody that realistically had a chance at the main event. I know in 2007, he Pedigreed London and Kendrick for no good reason, but really, did you think that they would be more than a tag team? No. In fact, he helped put Jeff Hardy in the Main Event. Armageddon 2007, Triple H vs. Jeff Hardy for a WWE Title Shot at the Royal Rumble. After his match at Royal Rumble 2008, he was started to be looked at as a serious contender to the title. He was slated to win Money In The Bank, but due to suspensions, that never came true. He won the WWE Title later in the year, and is not only a 3-Time World Champ, but he is the current World Heavyweight Champion. How would any of that been possible without Triple H, who supposedly never puts anyone over, putting him over? Why all the hate?
Now we're on to Randy Orton. People say he's monotone and that he can't cut a promo.
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Now I know he hasn't cut a promo like that in ages, but that's because he was cheered like fuck at that Wrestlemania. Is that a good heel. People say they hate Randy Orton and Legacy because they are boring. WELL ISN'T THAT THE WHOLE POINT OF A FUCKING HEEL? By definition, Randy Orton is a great heel.
Lastly, I get to Batista. People say he's a stupid, uncharismatic, pill-popping musclehead. Well I say, he does his job. He goes out there, slams people, and yells. Now he is no Steve Austin or Rock, but he is over as fuck and is always welcomed with open arms when he returns. He might not be the "King Of Promos", but he is charismatic enough to be considered a great main eventer. So why do you hate?
So, in conclusion, Why do you hate the main eventers of the WWE?