Who's car was it......

I really doubt it'll be anybody. There's been a lot of times when wrestlers get in cars backstage to get away from somebody chasing them. It happens fairly regularly. Those are all situations where the car appeared to be waiting for them and there's never any mention of who was driving the car. If anything, it's just assumed that it was a paid driver, certainly not another wrestler.

This even takes it a step further, because that didn't appear to be a car setup waiting for him. It was just some random car driving by and Orton jumped in. Like somebody else said, if anything does come from this, I think it'll be Orton getting in trouble from The Authority for "carjacking" somebody.
 
I miss story lines that create buzz and conversation like this, for sake of Entertainment I hope they DO something like "who was the driver." But I don't think they will play it out next week, did they End Raw with the announcers stressing WHO the driver was or just Orton's convenient escape and then setting up their Rumble match...?
 
It's Hornswoggle. It's always Hornswoggle. He was Vince McMahon's illegitimate son, and WWE revealed him as the anonymous Raw GM. For some odd reason, WWE feels the need to call on Hornswoggle, when they back themselves into a corner with shocking reveals every now and then. It's weird.

And that's one of the reasons why I hope most of you are reading too much into this. When it comes to reveals for storylines, WWE is 50/50 for satisfying pay offs, and when the reveals are disappointing, they're embarrassing levels of disappointing (see Hornswoggle).

Also, if we're really trying to figure this out, in the grand scheme of things, I don't see a big difference for someone, who's driving a getaway car. It's a different story, if some masked stranger popped out of nowhere, and cracked Cena in the back of the head with a lead pipe to knock him out. Then I could see WWE building a storyline around a mysterious attacker that's helping Orton, but that didn't happen.
 
I'm about ten seconds from going all King Kameha-fucking-meha on your asses! If you people could just put the sillyness to the side for one minute, Ripley's would have their most profound and astonishing believe it or not.

The answer is as obvious as everything isn't to Bray Wyatt. It was The Big Show's Car!

After The Big Show's House went up for foreclosure, it developed sentience and imbued The Big Show's Car with artificial emotion. The Big Show's House hates HHH's House, and it remembers vividly how Randy Orton once smashed up HHH's House. The Big Show's House is dyslexic, so it remembers HHH smashing up Randy Orton's House backwards. The Big Show's House sensed trouble and immediately dispatched The Big Show's Car to rescue Randy Orton.

The Big Show's possessions are going Skynet on our asses! We have to get to the bottom of what type of voodoo witchcraft went down when HHH and Stephanie sold The Big Show's House!
 
I didn't think it would be anyone relevant but then I got thinking. Either Michael Cole or Jerry Lawler mentioned it was a British car if I'm correct. If I'm not mistaken that would make it either; Sheamus, Mason Ryan, Drew McIntyre or Wade Barrett. And seeing as Barrett has conveniently been removed from the Rumble, my money's on him attacking Cena during the title match and working to protect Orton from all his challengers.. Or maybe I'm thinking into it too much!
 
The real question is, assuming Randy Orton didn't arrive in his wrestling gear, how did he get his street clothes and luggage out of the locker room?
 

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