Who actually reads a whole OneBigWill post?

[Slyfox696]

Tucked back away in the secret world of the WZ Board Room, where all the Staff members pass around cigars, champagne and beautiful hookers, NorCal and I were having a discussion and I told him I "OneBigWill read" one of his posts, meaning I skimmed over it because it was too long.

So, does anyone actually read an entire post of Will's, when he writes one of his ridiculously long, "I have no life" posts? Show by voting.

Personally, I do not. In fact, I have been known to red rep several posters who write messages that long and telling them in the rep that their post is getting red repped because it's too damn long to read.

 

[klunderbunker]

I give it a shot but after about 45 minutes of reading the first 128 paragraphs I lose it.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Haha, the rep thing is funny 'cuz I've seen people give Will green because they assumed it was good because it was long. I read most of it, but a lot of his Edge posts were wayyyyyyyyyyyy too long

 

[Paradox]

I think I read through like one or two of his post... That's it's I agree some of them can be to freakin long....

 

[Spunky]

Yes, Because I dont have the attention span of a duckling.

 

[SavageTaker]

Sometimes. It depends on what thread it is. If it's a thread that doesn't require a novel then I will just skim through it.

 

[C.M.]

I stop reading after I

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

I stop reading after Edge.

 

[Lee]

i wait to see what people reply to it to get the gist

 

[Moon Knight]

Yes

 

[Jane]

Well, in the tournament I just saw how long his post was and voted for Edge. I've never got through one of them. Unless somebody does one of those multi-quote things to him. I normally read that.

 

[Christian Battlez]

I do because alot of Will's long ass posts are really insightful and make me think. He covers his bases. But if I'm not interested or thinking by the midway point of the post I stop reading. I'm that way with everyone though not just Will.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Vote Tecmo Bowl. Via Sikahema would be proud.

 

[Uncle Sam]

On occasion. Generally speaking, no.

 

[Mr. TM]

I read efevy word he says

 

[Tastycles]

Now and then, mostly just read the handy paragraph titles.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

All depends. If he resorts to bullshit (like he did in getting Edge past Austin in this year's Tournament), then I'll stop reading. If he doesn't, I'll read what he has to say in full.

 

[AnthonyMango/NoFate007]

Will's one of the very few people I'll go out of my way to read if its about a topic I'm interested in. I'd rather read 6 Will-length posts in a row than read 20 crappy little third-grader posts about how WWE needs the Cruiserweight title back lol

 

[LigerBomb]

Most of the time I do, but that's only because I learned to speed read long long ago...

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'd imagine you'd miss all the wonderful intonation delicately weaved into his posts if you read them that quickly.

 

[Raw Power]

Before I signed up I was reading some of the wz tournament stuff - he does write a lot - but it obviously worked well - but depends if I have anything better to do. Funny how the mods are saying his posts are too long but at the same time deem anything shorter than five lines as spam

 

[gd]

I prefer leprechaun porn.

 

[Spunky]

I prefer Butters.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I used to. Now if it's about something interesting I'll skim over it, but generally no. I even tell him not to debate me so I don't have to read one.

 

[OIL]

Nope. By the time I'm half way through it's the next day and I wake up confused.