Where would they be if they weren't wrestlers?

[wrestlingfanusa]

ok very simple thread here. Where do u see some of your favorite or non favorite wrestlers working or doing if they werent wrestling? Like big show or mark henry playing offensive or defensive line for a nfl team? Or maybe john cena as a school or city crossing guard? U know u cars cant see me a crash is coming now. Or a former wwe superstar mankind as a walmart greeter telling everyone to have a nice day! Lets keep this fun and give me some ideas.

 

[The American Legend]

I seriously think Undertake would be the recently retired, MMA Legend Mark Calloway, who would have had his last fight against Randy Couture after a many title reigns and all kinds of big name wins

 

[wrestlingfanusa]

yea good point he would prob be a good mma fighter, also kane has been into mma fighting not doing it but said i think before he would have gone into it if not wrestling. I could see big show or henry playing football i once read or heard someoen say that the redskins i believe wanted andre the giant to play for them on offensive line lol.

 

[Coco]

All bagging groceries. Eric Bischoff doesn't lie.

The only exception is Triple H. He'd probably be an extremely sexy, seasoned lingerie model.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Sin Cara would be botching life.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Kelly Kelly would be a porn star, famed for her watersports films and her ability to take 3 dicks in her ass at any one time

 

[Wade's Public Transit Bomb]

Wade Barrett would be Prime Minister of the UK. Which would suck for the rest of us because he would totally bring back The British Empire.

 

[Alex]

CM Punk would be in a Straight Edge punk band

 

[Chocolate Thunder]

Matt Hardy would go into professional gravy drinking.

 

[Alex]

The Rock would be in movies

 

[Poop Master Flex]

Mickie James would definitely be a Porn Star.

John Morrison would be making a name for himself as the Cat Burglar with all his Parkour skills.

80% of them would be gas jockeys.

 

[xoxo French Kiss xoxo]

All bagging groceries. Eric Bischoff doesn't lie.

The only exception is Triple H. He'd probably be an extremely sexy, seasoned lingerie model.

Paul Levesque would be in the same category as Fabio Lanzoni... the star of I can't believe its not butter commercials.

Randy Orton would be in jail, along with MVP and R-Truth.

A lot of them would end up like some of the current NBA stars, selling furniture or cars to make ends meet

 

[Mustang Sally]

 

[Minister Christian]

Randy Orton would be in jail, along with MVP and R-Truth.

HHAHAHAHA, nice comment..I think the Miz will be in jail too.

What about Hornswoggle in the 7 dwarfs?

 

[shattered dreams]

There are a lot of guys that would probably still be alive.

 

[Remix]

Most of the newer guys would have regular jobs, seeing as they went and got themselves degrees and shit.

The older guys would be varying shades of nobodies. Also, some of the dead guys might still be alive.

 

[TempestH]

That's kind of a stretch. Miz would most likely still be doing reality television. I could see Miz as an actor. Miz looks quite young for his age (some say he looks like a teenage boy); if he weren't wrestling, he probably wouldn't have gained weight/muscle mass, so he could've been playing a teenager on a drama series or even going to the extreme of doing gay porn. Also I could picture Miz on the dais for a Comedy Central Roast (whether he was a wrestler or not).

 

[Good Golly It's Ollie]

Wade Barrett would be Prime Minister of the UK. Which would suck for the rest of us because he would totally bring back The British Empire.

Wade amuses me like this because in kayfabe he's a Tory (even with that accent) but he's clearly not in real life. Also - it's an unfortunate truth that no-one would vote for the guy with the Preston accent. Soz.

The teachers would be teaching. That's Kane, Striker, McCool, and probably a few others. Lawler's already got singing and artistry on the side.

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

Jericho would be doing the thing he isn't overrated for: and that's singing.

Kane would probably be chokeslamming little kids who had not done their homework.

Miz would probably be a C-grade TV star or something.