Where Are...

[Coco]

In my one of my psych texts, in the chapter about the self-esteem of adolescents and the media, all of the models in the pictures of preteens staring unconfidently into a mirror are sexy as fuck. Like if I were eleven, I wouldn't think twice about breaking that in. Where are the girls with the justified self-esteem issues?

I plan to contemplate this question while looking at pictures of Mickie James' ass. Who knows what's up there? Maybe I'll find some of the ugly preteen girls that the editors of my textbook weren't able to locate. That'd be cool.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

If they have low self-esteem they wouldn't want there picture taken for the text book now would they?

 

[Remix]

Ugly preteen girls don't get pushed into modeling.

 

[Coco]

But all the sexy children are killing this book for me. So you must see the dilemma.

 

[Remix]

In kayfabe, those children are hideous. Think of it like that.

 

[Coco]

It's not real to me, damn it.

 

[Coco]

Maybe I should draw some zits on them.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

But all the sexy children are killing this book for me. So you must see the dilemma.

 

[Tastycles]

The textbook is self referential, don't you see? The book thinks that all the other children are attractive, even the ones with self esteem issues. The book is the only one that is truly ugly. I'd have thought you were intuitive enough to understand that

 

[Coco]

It's not a ugly book.

Oh no. I must be the ugly one.