When the poor people on television say they're "getting cans in"

[Uncle Sam]

Do they mean beer or something else? Tuna or Heinz Baked Beans spring to mind.

 

[Lee]

Depnds on the show...we all know if it's a soap they'll just go to their local as that's the only time they drink. So if it's a soap they meanz Heinz.

 

[Spunky]

Lager, Tinnies, Can's, All the same thing.


How come you keep going on about poor people anyway? Daddy set you up a trust fund?

 

[Uncle Sam]

How come you keep going on about poor people anyway?

Why do people go to the zoo?

Daddy set you up a trust fund?

Nah, just gave me money outright.

 

[Spunky]

Why do people go to the zoo?

That's rubbish, You talk as if you are better than other people, That more than likely work harder, And have a more forfulling life.

Nah, just gave me money outright.

Do you have a job?

 

[Uncle Sam]

That's rubbish,

I quite enjoy myself at the zoo.

You talk as if you are better than other people,

Hey, at least I speak standard English.

That more than likely work harder,

Probably.

And have a more forfulling life.

Is their TV HD ready? Likely not. I am so ready for HD.

Do you have a job?

I hardly think that's any of your business.

 

[Spunky]

I quite enjoy myself at the zoo.

The excuse, Not the place.

Hey, at least I speak standard English.

So do I, It's typing standard English I have a problem with.

Is their TV HD ready? Likely not. I am so ready for HD.

I've had a HD TV, For three year's, And A HD PS3 for two, Most of my friend's, And relative's have too. HD isn't the future mate, It's the present.

I hardly think that's any of your business.

Fair enough, It just sound's like you live off someone else's back.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Do you have a job, Sam?

 

[Uncle Sam]

The excuse, Not the place.

Oh, good. Don't take it out on the animals.

So do I, It's typing standard English I have a problem with.

Wasn't having a go. I just dislike people who use "Oi!" in place of "Excuse me".

I've had a HD TV, For three year's, And A HD PS3 for two, Most of my friend's, And relative's have too. HD isn't the future mate, It's the present.

There are people starving in the world. There are more important things than your fucking big TV and PlayStation.

Fair enough, It just sound's like you live off someone else's back.

That's completely unfounded.

 

[Spunky]

Do you have a job, Sam?

Have you got the tattoo parlor yet?

 

[Marquis]

Of course Sam has a job. He's a mod.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Have you got the tattoo parlor yet?

Aye. It won't be open for a while yet though.