Welcome to the third installment of my WWWWF series. (You can find the first two in the General Wrestling Discussion section HERE.)
Here is a response I made after I was recently involved in a conversation with a few posters that I'll keep anonymous, for the time being. We were discussing Raw this past Monday night and going over the aspects of the show that were interesting and the ones that weren't. Naturally, this was a 100% matter of opinion by all parties involved, but I digress.
As the conversation went on, I was surprised at the direction it took. None of the parties were agreeing on which moments of the show were exciting, not exciting, intricate storyline pieces, non-important storyline pieces, buildups and declinations as it pertains to the product. They were so passionate to try and "prove" that their opinions were valid that they actually did something similar to this:
Now, before I go any further, I'd appreciate if the posters who wrote these things would keep themselves anonymous. I'm not trying to finger-point or single any of you out; it just so happens that these particular examples fit perfectly into my subject matter. By no means do I wish to offend or piss off anyone.
Anyway, after reading all of that, I instantly became nauseous. This is a prime example of conversations that take place within MANY of our threads and primarily in the Aftermath threads of each section. We take the broadcast, break down every little itsy-bitsy segment, and make ridiculous and broad judgment calls about the direction that said show is going in. Is this what we've all become, as fans?
When you all watch modern, popular television shows from Alcatraz and CSI to American Idol and Jersey Shore, do you all break the shows down, segment by segment, commercial to commercial? Or when the show is finished, do you say "Yeah, that was a good show. I could've done without Snooki pissing on the grass or the fist fight at the bar but it was mostly good." Or do you say "Well, first the cops discovered that they had to catch the criminal who escaped from Alcatraz. (Thumbs Up) Next, they sat in the office and discussed a gameplan. (Thumbs Down... too boring.) "Then, blah blah blah... since there were four good segments and five boring ones, this show is going into the toilet." Is it just me or is this not the most ridiculous thing you've ever seen before? Well guess what, that's what wrestling fans do all the time.
We watch shows like Raw and Smackdown every week. Most of us have been watching for years. You would think that we would base our judgments by the television programs as a whole. Instead, we break it down like we have a degree in analytics or like there's some formula that designates whether a television show is bad or good, depending on it's positive segments, minus the negative segments, divided by the square root of the third power. As far as all of you are concerned, unless the WWE delivers a perfect show every single week, you can't be bothered with it and it's time to whip out the red pen and start pointing out all of the flaws. Come on, guys... just enjoy the show or don't enjoy the show. But I don't need a math lesson on what YOU think it should be, piece by piece. Save that for your next Dungeons and Dragons get-together.
In closing, I just want to say that this perfect broadcast that you're looking for, most likely, will never exist. So PLEASE... stop holding your breath for it.
See you guys next time. Thanks for reading and I welcome any feedback.
D-Man said:Know what we need? We really need smarks to stop breaking the show down on a weekly basis in timeline fashion, plotline by plotline, detail by detail, analyzing every single minor and miniscule aspect of the show, throwing their opinions around when the shows fall short of absolute perfection each week.
We can all dream, can't we?
Here is a response I made after I was recently involved in a conversation with a few posters that I'll keep anonymous, for the time being. We were discussing Raw this past Monday night and going over the aspects of the show that were interesting and the ones that weren't. Naturally, this was a 100% matter of opinion by all parties involved, but I digress.
As the conversation went on, I was surprised at the direction it took. None of the parties were agreeing on which moments of the show were exciting, not exciting, intricate storyline pieces, non-important storyline pieces, buildups and declinations as it pertains to the product. They were so passionate to try and "prove" that their opinions were valid that they actually did something similar to this:
Poster A said:Raw was boring last night. The entire show had no action. All they did was promos, backstage segments, and very little in-ring action.
In my opinion, Raw is on the decline.
Poster B said:Well, I enjoyed Raw. They're going with less is more for Kane vs. Cena.
Ryder is out selling his injuries...finally.
Taker vs. HHH continues.
HBK announced for next week.
John Lauranitis story continues.
Six Pack challenge with Jericho pissing everyone off was fantastic.
Punk vs. Jericho is officially on at this point.
Royal Rumble winner continues momentum, all the while David Otunga is actually becoming pretty enjoyable.
DVR skipped by the Divas which is always a plus.
What else did we really need out of this Raw? It continued everything laid out the week before, while not shoving everything down our throats.
Poster C said:It wasn't a bad show last night. It was just very storyline driven instead of action driven.
Poster A said:If I wanted storyline driven, I'd read a book or watch a slow movie.
Now, before I go any further, I'd appreciate if the posters who wrote these things would keep themselves anonymous. I'm not trying to finger-point or single any of you out; it just so happens that these particular examples fit perfectly into my subject matter. By no means do I wish to offend or piss off anyone.
Anyway, after reading all of that, I instantly became nauseous. This is a prime example of conversations that take place within MANY of our threads and primarily in the Aftermath threads of each section. We take the broadcast, break down every little itsy-bitsy segment, and make ridiculous and broad judgment calls about the direction that said show is going in. Is this what we've all become, as fans?
When you all watch modern, popular television shows from Alcatraz and CSI to American Idol and Jersey Shore, do you all break the shows down, segment by segment, commercial to commercial? Or when the show is finished, do you say "Yeah, that was a good show. I could've done without Snooki pissing on the grass or the fist fight at the bar but it was mostly good." Or do you say "Well, first the cops discovered that they had to catch the criminal who escaped from Alcatraz. (Thumbs Up) Next, they sat in the office and discussed a gameplan. (Thumbs Down... too boring.) "Then, blah blah blah... since there were four good segments and five boring ones, this show is going into the toilet." Is it just me or is this not the most ridiculous thing you've ever seen before? Well guess what, that's what wrestling fans do all the time.
We watch shows like Raw and Smackdown every week. Most of us have been watching for years. You would think that we would base our judgments by the television programs as a whole. Instead, we break it down like we have a degree in analytics or like there's some formula that designates whether a television show is bad or good, depending on it's positive segments, minus the negative segments, divided by the square root of the third power. As far as all of you are concerned, unless the WWE delivers a perfect show every single week, you can't be bothered with it and it's time to whip out the red pen and start pointing out all of the flaws. Come on, guys... just enjoy the show or don't enjoy the show. But I don't need a math lesson on what YOU think it should be, piece by piece. Save that for your next Dungeons and Dragons get-together.
In closing, I just want to say that this perfect broadcast that you're looking for, most likely, will never exist. So PLEASE... stop holding your breath for it.
See you guys next time. Thanks for reading and I welcome any feedback.