The Hiphopapotamus
The Dude abides
What the fuck is Kong doing?Coaching that other,better looking girl in the Mafia for her soon to be disasterous match with Sharmell.Ever since she lost her title she's been floating around in Limbo.She was joining with Tara,she was fighting the beautiful people,now she's coaching Jenna,who isn't even supposed to be a wrestler.Now that Tara is going to engage in a feud with the Beautiful People,it just leaves Kong sitting all alone,waiting for Tara to let her have a go.Well at least she has a bit of company in the form of Raisha Saeed.I do believe it's been a breath of fresh air not having her destroy evey knockout,but It's also quite idiotic to have your best knockout fading into the background.
Speaking of fading into obscurity,ODB.She's currently acting as a valet/trainer for Cody Deaner,her hyperactive redkneck boyfriend.I can't even remember the last time she did anything of note.I have no idea where her current storyline is going.What the fuck is she going to do with Cody Deaner,who,by my account,is pretty shit.All he does is squeal like a little pig and turn his cap around,while wearing a fanny pack.Who the fuck wears a fanny pack.Now,ODB is a decent female wrestler,and she is so over with the crowd.She is great on the mic,and oozes charisma.Her talk show,"ODB's Angle",was pretty funny,untill she decided she wanted a man.That's when it all went downhill.Now she barely even features on Impact!,never mind pay-per-views.But Taylor wilde gets a monster's ball match.Shameful.
Now,there is an easy way to solve this.Have them start a programme together.ODB is one of the few knockouts who can fight toe-to-toe with Kong.Then maybe it can give us something good from them.But my only fear is that there is no room.Which is true.TNA is overcrowded as it is.And I don't want 3 knockout feuds clogging it up.So get rid of Wilde and Daphney.And the small one from the beautiful people.And Sojo.I don't give a shit about her.
Or TNA could not bother.It wouldn't make a difference.Any thoughts.
Speaking of fading into obscurity,ODB.She's currently acting as a valet/trainer for Cody Deaner,her hyperactive redkneck boyfriend.I can't even remember the last time she did anything of note.I have no idea where her current storyline is going.What the fuck is she going to do with Cody Deaner,who,by my account,is pretty shit.All he does is squeal like a little pig and turn his cap around,while wearing a fanny pack.Who the fuck wears a fanny pack.Now,ODB is a decent female wrestler,and she is so over with the crowd.She is great on the mic,and oozes charisma.Her talk show,"ODB's Angle",was pretty funny,untill she decided she wanted a man.That's when it all went downhill.Now she barely even features on Impact!,never mind pay-per-views.But Taylor wilde gets a monster's ball match.Shameful.
Now,there is an easy way to solve this.Have them start a programme together.ODB is one of the few knockouts who can fight toe-to-toe with Kong.Then maybe it can give us something good from them.But my only fear is that there is no room.Which is true.TNA is overcrowded as it is.And I don't want 3 knockout feuds clogging it up.So get rid of Wilde and Daphney.And the small one from the beautiful people.And Sojo.I don't give a shit about her.
Or TNA could not bother.It wouldn't make a difference.Any thoughts.