What Was More Obscene...Vince's Club Or Orton's Spitting?

[Mitch Henessey]

Seeing as we are in the PG era, and I don't see either one of these shocking things returning, I thought it would be a good idea to go back and see which one was more Obscene. I'm of course talking about Vince Mcmahon's notorious kiss my ass club, and when Randy Orton use to go around spitting in legends face's.

I'll start with Vince's Kiss My Ass Club. Vince would get in the middle of the ring, pull his pants down (he would be wearing a speedo or thong), and while someone was on their knees, they would literally kiss his ass. Now if memory serves me correct Mick Foley and William Regal were the only ones to willingly do it. Everybody else was forced or beat up before it happened.

Before Orton use to punt the skulls of his enemies, he would go around spitting in the face of legends. I remember when he did it to Mick Foley. Foley did a great job of going from the loveable Mick Foley back to the evil Cactus Jack. He also spat in Harley Race's and Triple H's face. If I left anyone out please feel free to add them in.

My pick is going to have to be Orton's spitting. It was so vile and disgusting. If you ask me, I think the spitting was more evil than the punt. The punt seems like a cheap shot, while the spitting was right in your face and sooooo disrespectful.

Here judge for yourself:

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You see the punt always comes after Orton or his goons beat the shit of someone. While the spitting was just so damn vile and bold.

I didn't pick Vince's kiss My Ass club because I personally found it funny. The irony that people probably spend their days as WWE employees figuratively kissing Vince's ass, then he actually has people go in the ring and do it.....classic. So what made you cringe more? Vince's Kiss My Ass Club or Orton's spitting?

 

[Kanye South]

Without a doubt the Kiss My Ass Club. You could not pay me enough money to get on my knees, put my face into Vince's ass, and kiss it. That's where he takes a shit. That is where he farts. And I would never put my mouth there. And to do it on Live TV, is even worse. It was entertaining, and often put fury into many storylines, but personally I wouldn't do it.

In any case of spitting in the WWE (Orton, Carlito, Triple H etc.), I'm pretty sure they get some sort of reward for getting spat on. Because that's also disgusting, but putting your mouth on a old, dirty man's ass is just terrible.

I'd rather be spat on, than tossing Vince's salad.

 

[PEP3]

Vince's ass looks like a fallen souffle. Utterly gross. Nobody should have to see that, much less kiss it.

However, there's something extremely vile about having someone spit in your face. It's downright unsanitary. Since disease can actually be spread that way moreso than simply kissing a wrinkled old ass-cheek, I'll go with the spitting.

 

[kerplin]

I'd rather be spit on any day. Logically speaking if you're going to be wrestling a guy anyways, and at one point bleeding on one another, I don't think that's really going to matter anymore.

However there's something about being that close to an elderly mans ass, and placing your mouth on it that has many lasting effects. Mostly the night terrors for years to follow.

 

[Blade]

Spitting as offensive, sure. But most people have become desensitised to spitting. It's not a big deal anymore. Yeah, it's still kind of offensive, but at the same time it wasn't that bad because spitting in wrestling has been used by heels for years. I can't think of an example right at this moment, but I'm quite sure that some spitting occured in the Hart/Michaels feud. It's not that big a deal anymore.
But having 95% of Vince's bare ass on my screen? I just can't handle that. 60 year old man ass on my screen is bad enough, but then to see someone get on their knees and actually kiss the 60 year old man ass? That made me very uncomfortable just watching it. I mean, that's practically softcore porn, yet we had it on prime time TV. That is truly Vince at his worst, creatively and in terms of his ego.