What The Fuck Is A Strairway To Janice Match?

[Y 2 Jake]

This week on iMPACT! apparently.

 

[Uncle Sam]

From the title, I'm going to guess a ladder match... with a woman at the top of a ladder. Do TNA have anyone called Janice?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Do TNA have anyone called Janice?

What was Desmond Wolfe's bitch called?

 

[Барбоса]

Janice is a stick thin inanimate object with spikes

 

[Y 2 Jake]

So it's a ladder match that doesn't end when you reach the top of the ladder? What it really is is a misunderstanding of the .....On A Pole concept!

 

[Барбоса]

So it's a ladder match that doesn't end when you reach the top of the ladder? What it really is is a misunderstanding of the .....On A Pole concept!

It is TNA after all

 

[Next Jericho]

Okay sorry to kill the party but Janice is Abyss bared wire baseball bat and its on the ladder with the Title belt in a pole object/ladder/winner takes all match or something with RVD and Abyss in it.

Edit the winner gets Janice and gets to hit the other person

 

[Eck]

I heard it's supposed to be like the Stairway to Hell match just goes to show TNA has no creativity

 

[LitasRevenge79]

Abyss sure does shop at some freaky looking sex shops to buy that toy he calls Janice...

 

[Eck]

It's probly thoughs emo ones

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Abyss sure does shop at some freaky looking sex shops to buy that toy he calls Janice...

He owns the shop.

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Okay sorry to kill the party but Janice is Abyss bared wire baseball bat and its on the ladder with the Title belt in a pole object/ladder/winner takes all match or something with RVD and Abyss in it.

Edit the winner gets Janice and gets to hit the other person

actually It's a 2x4 with Nails in it.

 

[LitasRevenge79]

If Abyss owns the shop, I guess he could call it Deakon's Freakin Korner... him and Rellik would make a killing with their costumes and torture devices. lol

 

[Ruthless-RKO]

weird TNA..

So its a ladder match, similar name to what ECW had, stairway to hell match..but how does the stairway to janice end?

You climb the ladder and grab the ***** stick?? then what??? LMFAO..

 

[Infamous_Enigma]

Okay sorry to kill the party but Janice is Abyss bared wire baseball bat and its on the ladder with the Title belt in a pole object/ladder/winner takes all match or something with RVD and Abyss in it.

Actually Its a 2x4 with nails. Not a bat.

and secondly.. I agree with Y2Jake... The fuck is that match? I understand the concept. But is anyone actually gonna take a hit from that? .... well RVD might, with how stoned he is most of the time he would think a black licorice twizzler was coming at him

 

[Infamous_Enigma]

Janice=WORST ***** EVER

 

[TSG]

So it's a ladder match that doesn't end when you reach the top of the ladder? What it really is is a misunderstanding of the .....On A Pole concept!

Maybe Russo wanted to switch it up a little bit?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Maybe Russo wanted to switch it up a little bit?

Well that's ok then.

 

[J-Dogg]

Why don't they just call it Stairway To The Sex Shop...the winner gets a gift voucher to the sex shop where Abyss got his spiked bat and RVD could easily buy a ***** and make it into a flexible bong pipe if he wins, and Abyss gets molested by his own kinky toy.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

I would rather have velvet sky in a cage match, winner gets to unload!

would do wonders for the ratings

 

[J-Dogg]

Get A Personality On A Pole Match....that'll do wonders for some in TNA.

 

[.]

This is what happens when TNA allows Russo to continue writing even after he says he is burned out and wants to stop writing.
Also how the fuck is anyone going to take a shot from that thing?

 

[Uncle Sam]

What was Desmond Wolfe's bitch called?

Chelsea. I remember because I thought, "Hey, TNA have really done their research. Desmond Wolfe is from London and Chelsea is a place in London - and also the name of a popular character in Eastenders. Everything fits."

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I prefer Eastenders Chelsea. But you know this already.

Isn't she American? TNA Chelsea that is.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Dunno. Don't think she ever talked. I dunno what her willingness to be raped by Abyss tells you.