What should I name my new car?

[Akhilleus]

She's a 2004 Ford Explorer. And she's a big girl.

Thinking I want to name her after a song. Some of the front runners now are Roxanne, Lola, and Caroline. Edit: I just thought of Gloria too, that might be the new lead. Also, Dora is a consideration being that it's an Explorer.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Call it Thunder Pussy.

Am I even allowed to say that in here?

 

[@smarkmouth]

Jennifer Walters, if you wanna play up the green.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Jennifer Walters, if you wanna play up the green.

That's the name of my car, he can't have it.

 

[@smarkmouth]

That's the name of my car, he can't have it.

I dunno why, I thought you'd be a more Pamela Isley kinda guy.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Tenmiles A. Gallon

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I dunno why, I thought you'd be a more Pamela Isley kinda guy.

I've always been more of a Marvel guy than DC. Plus I like my women to be strong to make up for my own inadequacies.

 

[Sean Valjean]

I'm baffled as to how Dora the (Ford) Explorer is only in consideration and not an immediate lock.

Are cars automatically feminine like boats? Otherwise, go with Stan. That's a song title too. Or Precious just because she's big.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I've always been more of a Marvel guy than DC. Plus I like my women to be strong to make up for my own inadequacies.

Must be hard to find a woman who can pee standing up.

 

[Bernkastel]

Bonecrusher. That's a feminine name isn't it?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I had jokes but then realized this wasn't the barroom.

 

[nightmare]

Did the pussy magnet come standard then or was it still an optional feature then?

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Don't go with Dora. Soooo many people with Ford Explorers will have done that.

Hercules
Maximus

 

[Akhilleus]

I'm pretty sure I am going to go with Gloria. I think it fits pretty well. There aren't too many skinny chicks named Gloria, and not to mention it's a great damn song (Especially the version by The Doors)

Hopefully Gloria will treat me well.

 

[Bernkastel]

That's the name of my car, he can't have it.

I never named my Rav4. I have named other peoples cars while driving though. Names like "asshole" and "fucker" and "get off the road dumb bitch."

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Ford already named it for you.

Bonecrusher. That's a feminine name isn't it?

You're thinking Ballbreaker.

 

[enviousdominous]

Ugh, vehicles are not fun places to make whoopie. Buck from Kill Bill may have been a rare exception, but he was a weirdo.

Maybe something more intrepid to capture the idea of exploration, Lara if you identify your car as female or Drake if you identify your car as male.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Shrek. It's big, it's green and it will only disappoint you more and more in the years to come.

 

[Dirk]

Hectooooooor!!!