What is the craziest sexual act that's even been performed on you?

[D-Man]

A girl tossed my salad a bunch of times before. And I choked her with a belt at her request.

Now let's hear yours.

TRUE STORIES ONLY. I know how much bullshit there is on this fucking forum.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Hmm.... I guess it would be the toe sucking. No idea why the dirty bitch was into that, but it got her going, so I let her. Fuck, it didn't hurt me, and I could keep watching tv without having to actually warm her up. I could just punch right in.

 

[Coco]

Oral.

I know. I'm a wild man.

...I feel so bland.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I had a girl toss my salad, peel my potatos and microwave my beans while held a gun to her head. Best £10.50 I ever spent.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I had a girl toss my salad, peel my potatos and microwave my beans while held a gun to her head. Best £10.50 I ever spent.

 

[Coco]

Did she spread it on toast, Sam? If so, she's a keeper.

 

[The Doctor]

Nothing really.

Well I once got a handjob from a fat girl in the front row of a crowded gym during a blackout.

 

[X]

You'd think what with the gun you would atleast get a discount. What a harlot.

I'm not sure if I should answer this thread's question or not...

 

[Super Hans]

Anal.I did'nt really like it my ass was sore for days.

 

[D-Man]

You'd think what with the gun you would atleast get a discount. What a harlot.

I'm not sure if I should answer this thread's question or not...

Right after I posted the thread I said to myself, "Self, do I really wanna hear X's answer on this one??"

 

[Coco]

X is probably one of the few people on here who could creep me out with his answer. I expect something along the lines of "gave it to me in the ass with a deceased family member's wedding album."

 

[Dave]

I'm not really into anything extremely kinky.

Although, handcuffs were always good. Kept the victim from running away.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Well I once got a handjob from a fat girl in the front row of a crowded gym during a blackout.

Doc gone wild.

 

[Super Hans]

I'm not really into anything extremely kinky.

Although, handcuffs were always good. Kept the victim from running away.

Ah Dave you like your sexual conquests like i like mine.SCARED!

 

[Coco]

I'm not really into anything extremely kinky.

Although, handcuffs were always good. Kept the victim from running away.

Cutting them off at the knees as the same effect and blood is a fantastic lubricant.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Doc gone wild.

You're just jealous because you've never had a sexual act performed on you at all, let alone a nasty one.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Cutting them off at the knees as the same effect and blood is a fantastic lubricant.

I had an ex who had the same theory. I didn't have the heart to tell him that guys don't have periods.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I had an ex who had the same theory. I didn't have the heart to tell him that guys don't have periods.

 

[Dave]

Nate.

 

[X]

X is probably one of the few people on here who could creep me out with his answer. I expect something along the lines of "gave it to me in the ass with a deceased family member's wedding album."

I didn't realize Anal Wedding Crashers 4 had such a wide release. I have quite a few words for Jake if this is the case.


No, shockingly, I'm not into being fucked. I enjoy fucking, just not playing the role of "catcher" so to speak. Nastiest sexual thing I've done? Man, I don't know, I did some pretty crazy shit with this one girl I spent a few years with. I'll just leave it at "she liked it rough" and be on my merry way.

 

[D-Man]

Nastiest sexual thing I've done? Man, I don't know, I did some pretty crazy shit with this one girl I spent a few years with. I'll just leave it at "she liked it rough" and be on my merry way.

Wait a minute... I said I choked a chick with a belt and now you're playing Mr. Modest? Something's not right here.

 

[Alex]

I got a blowjob outside in thr freezing cold once. I wasn't paying attention to what the girl was doing just how cold my nuts were

 

[Brilliant Human Being]

Ah Dave you like your sexual conquests like i like mine.SCARED!

I like mine unconscious. It's like necrophilia without the guilt.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Nothing really.

Well I once got a handjob from a fat girl in the front row of a crowded gym during a blackout.

When the lights came on, it must have been like when The Undertaker suddenly appears - complete with fearful expressions.

Nastiest sexual thing I've done? Man, I don't know, I did some pretty crazy shit with this one girl I spent a few years with. I'll just leave it at "she liked it rough" and be on my merry way.

"Charley horse!"
"Oh yeah! That's how I like it!"
"Chinese burn!"
"Don't stop!"

 

[Jonnie Walker]

I sprayed by fire extinguisher all in a girl's pink tunnel, if you know what I mean.