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What I would do with WrestleMania 28
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WrestlingFanSinceThe80s
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WWE Championship:
The Rock (winner of the 2012 WWE Royal Rumble) vs. John Cena (world champion)
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. CM Punk
6-Pack Challenge Elimination match for the World Heavyweight Championship:
Christian (world champion) vs. The Undertaker vs. Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton vs. The Miz vs. Daniel Bryan.
WWE Divas Championship:
Melina (current Divas champion) vs. Trish Stratus.
Rey Mysterio (Rey last WWE match) vs. Sin Cara.
Last Man Standing match:
Kane vs. The Big Show.
RAW 8-man M.I.T.B. ladder match:
Dolph Ziggler vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Alex Riley vs. Jack Swagger vs. John Morrison vs. R-Truth vs. Zack Ryder.
SMACKDOWN 8-man M.I.T.B. ladder match:
Wade Barrett vs. Justin Gabriel vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Ted Dibiase Jr. vs. Sheamus vs. Ezekiel Jackson vs. Mason Ryan vs. Skip Sheffield.
The Rock (winner of the 2012 WWE Royal Rumble) vs. John Cena (world champion)
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. CM Punk
6-Pack Challenge Elimination match for the World Heavyweight Championship:
Christian (world champion) vs. The Undertaker vs. Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton vs. The Miz vs. Daniel Bryan.
WWE Divas Championship:
Melina (current Divas champion) vs. Trish Stratus.
Rey Mysterio (Rey last WWE match) vs. Sin Cara.
Last Man Standing match:
Kane vs. The Big Show.
RAW 8-man M.I.T.B. ladder match:
Dolph Ziggler vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Alex Riley vs. Jack Swagger vs. John Morrison vs. R-Truth vs. Zack Ryder.
SMACKDOWN 8-man M.I.T.B. ladder match:
Wade Barrett vs. Justin Gabriel vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Ted Dibiase Jr. vs. Sheamus vs. Ezekiel Jackson vs. Mason Ryan vs. Skip Sheffield.
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Pourquoi?
I'm looking at a lot of these cards and I wonder why you would waste time with Rock vs Cena.... wait that garbage is already booked for next year but with that already being the "major attraction" of WM28, Why would any of you also want Punk vs Austin on the same card when it could be saved for say WM29 or WM30 so it has that same type of super hyped match to bring in extra viewers?
I also see a lot of cards with gimmick match after gimmick match. Almost every other PPV is a gimmick based PPV. Elimination Chamber, Royal Rumble, Night of Champions, MITB, TLC, Survivor Series, Hell in a Cell, whatever the Raw vs Smackdown theme PPV is call now a days. Why on the biggest night of the year would you blow so many of those matches? Sure gimmick matches sell PPV's but you don't need to put 50% of the matches on the card at WM as gimmick matches.
I'm surprised no one thought up Batista vs Mason Ryan in a gimmick infringement grudge match, winner gets to keep the gimmick, loser has to come up with a new one of their own...
At least most of you have remembered to put all the titles on the card unlike most of the brass in the WWE.
I don't have an idea card because its hard to say when CM Punk will return, if Jericho will return, if the Rock will actually be able to make WM28, if Austin will be involved, when Del Rio and Bryant cash in MITB, theres too many factors and a lot of time and lose ends to tie up between now and April 4th 2012
I also see a lot of cards with gimmick match after gimmick match. Almost every other PPV is a gimmick based PPV. Elimination Chamber, Royal Rumble, Night of Champions, MITB, TLC, Survivor Series, Hell in a Cell, whatever the Raw vs Smackdown theme PPV is call now a days. Why on the biggest night of the year would you blow so many of those matches? Sure gimmick matches sell PPV's but you don't need to put 50% of the matches on the card at WM as gimmick matches.
I'm surprised no one thought up Batista vs Mason Ryan in a gimmick infringement grudge match, winner gets to keep the gimmick, loser has to come up with a new one of their own...
At least most of you have remembered to put all the titles on the card unlike most of the brass in the WWE.
I don't have an idea card because its hard to say when CM Punk will return, if Jericho will return, if the Rock will actually be able to make WM28, if Austin will be involved, when Del Rio and Bryant cash in MITB, theres too many factors and a lot of time and lose ends to tie up between now and April 4th 2012
Good God, these suggestions are terrible.
Big Nick Dudley
Nick
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The_Awesome_One
Occasional Pre-Show
The Rock vs John Cena
WWE title - The Miz vs Chris Jericho ( Y2J passes the torch to Miz)
WHC - Randy Orton vs Christian vs Cody Rhodes (Daniel Bryan cashes in after the match)
Streak - The Undertaker vs ADR
Divas title - Beth Phoenix vs Kharma
US title - John Morrison vs R-truth vs Kofi Kingston vs Dolph Ziggler
IC title - Ezekiel Jackson vs Mark Henry vs Mason Ryan
Big Show vs Sahquille O Neal
WWE title - The Miz vs Chris Jericho ( Y2J passes the torch to Miz)
WHC - Randy Orton vs Christian vs Cody Rhodes (Daniel Bryan cashes in after the match)
Streak - The Undertaker vs ADR
Divas title - Beth Phoenix vs Kharma
US title - John Morrison vs R-truth vs Kofi Kingston vs Dolph Ziggler
IC title - Ezekiel Jackson vs Mark Henry vs Mason Ryan
Big Show vs Sahquille O Neal
Me vs Kung Fu Naki (WHC and IC Championship)
Randy Orton vs Triple H in a 7 Stages Of Hell Match (Divas Championship)
John Cena vs The Rock in a Disney Movie Role on a Pole Match
The Undertaker vs Himself (Streak vs Streak)
Alberto Del Rio vs Sin Cara vs Rey Mysterio (Ladder Match for the custody of a random Chihuahua)
Big Show vs Hornswoggle in a 30 Second Iron Man Match
Last Girl Standing Except Kharma Must Strip Naked Battle Royal
The Miz vs A Barber
Alex Riley & Melina vs John Morrison & His Beard (WWE Tag Team Championship)
Clusterfuck Mandatory Battle Royal: Winner get's an extra 30 seconds of airtime in Wrestlemania 28
Randy Orton vs Triple H in a 7 Stages Of Hell Match (Divas Championship)
John Cena vs The Rock in a Disney Movie Role on a Pole Match
The Undertaker vs Himself (Streak vs Streak)
Alberto Del Rio vs Sin Cara vs Rey Mysterio (Ladder Match for the custody of a random Chihuahua)
Big Show vs Hornswoggle in a 30 Second Iron Man Match
Last Girl Standing Except Kharma Must Strip Naked Battle Royal
The Miz vs A Barber
Alex Riley & Melina vs John Morrison & His Beard (WWE Tag Team Championship)
Clusterfuck Mandatory Battle Royal: Winner get's an extra 30 seconds of airtime in Wrestlemania 28
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John Cena vs The Rock
CM Punk vs Stone Cold Steve Austin
WWE Championship: The Miz vs John Morrison
World Heavyweight Championship: Randy Orton vs Christian vs Sheamus vs Wade Barrett (with a possible Daniel Bryan Cash in)
The Streak: Undertaker vs ADR
U.S. Championship: Dolph Ziggler vs Zack Ryder
I.C. Championship: Cody Rhodes vs Sin Cara
Divas Championship: Kharma vs Beth Phoenix vs Nattie Neidhart
Tag Team Championship: The Uso's vs Santino & Kozlov
CM Punk vs Stone Cold Steve Austin
WWE Championship: The Miz vs John Morrison
World Heavyweight Championship: Randy Orton vs Christian vs Sheamus vs Wade Barrett (with a possible Daniel Bryan Cash in)
The Streak: Undertaker vs ADR
U.S. Championship: Dolph Ziggler vs Zack Ryder
I.C. Championship: Cody Rhodes vs Sin Cara
Divas Championship: Kharma vs Beth Phoenix vs Nattie Neidhart
Tag Team Championship: The Uso's vs Santino & Kozlov
I think Punk Austin should be saved for WM 29. They have to build up Punk to super over level first, like what they did with Austin and then give him such a big match.
WM 28 Austin/punk could add only 30-50k buys but in WM 29 i'm sure it could help about 100-200k.
WM 28 Austin/punk could add only 30-50k buys but in WM 29 i'm sure it could help about 100-200k.
Piss that. Hold it off until Wrestlemania 30. Get yourself 6000k buys.
deadman896
I just got hit by a parked car
I saw it mentioned briefly earlier, but I wanna throw out there that I think Punk v. Taker would be a great match. Two buildup options:
1. Punk strides in with a world championship. Does a 'Best in World' promo, throws out that theres only one mountain he has left to climb- the streak. Build continues with various promos. Punk could win and really say he's the best, or Taker wins, retires at 20-0 and vacates the championship (I prefer that last one).
2. Cena gets the title for his bout with Rocky. Punk says that he doesn't need the title to know he's best- there's something even more prestigious that no one has ever done. You see where its going. Follows same thing as above (without belt of course).
Thoughts?
1. Punk strides in with a world championship. Does a 'Best in World' promo, throws out that theres only one mountain he has left to climb- the streak. Build continues with various promos. Punk could win and really say he's the best, or Taker wins, retires at 20-0 and vacates the championship (I prefer that last one).
2. Cena gets the title for his bout with Rocky. Punk says that he doesn't need the title to know he's best- there's something even more prestigious that no one has ever done. You see where its going. Follows same thing as above (without belt of course).
Thoughts?
Here are my thoughts about next year WrestleMania, very unlikely but I want to see the Streak Match.
Divas Championship
Kharma vs Beth Phoenix (c) vs Natalya vs Gail Kim
Winner: Kharma | Time: 3.50 min
World Heavyweight Championship
Daniel Bryan vs Sheamus vs Christian (c)
Winner: Christian | Time: 15.40 min
Stretcher Match
Rey Mysterio vs Drew McIntyre
Winner: Drew McIntyre | Time: 11.30min
Single Match:
Cody Rhodes (w/ Dusty) vs Ted DiBiase Jr. (w/ Ted DiBiase Sr)
Winner: Ted DiBiase Jr | Time: 12min
Tag Team match for the Tag Team Championship
Jinder Mahal & Great Khali vs The Big Show & Kane (c)
Winner: Jinder Mahal and Khali | Time: 7 min
WWE Championship
The Miz (c) vs Chris Jericho vs Alberto Del Rio (maybe)
Winner: The Miz | Time: 17.40min
Random Famous Match:
R-Truth & Ziggler & Beth Phoenix vs Famous Man & Morrison & K2
Winner:Famous Man & Morrison & K2 | Time: 2.10 min
Single Match
CM Punk vs Stone Cold Steve Austin (if not Austin then HHH)
Winner: CM Punk | Time: 23.40 min
No Holds Barred
The Undertaker vs Randy Orton
Winner: Randy Orton | Time: 28.40 min
Single Match
John Cena vs The Rock
Winner: John Cena | Time: 36.30 min
10 Matches, we don't have time for them :s
157.2 min of Matches.
Divas Championship
Kharma vs Beth Phoenix (c) vs Natalya vs Gail Kim
Winner: Kharma | Time: 3.50 min
World Heavyweight Championship
Daniel Bryan vs Sheamus vs Christian (c)
Winner: Christian | Time: 15.40 min
Stretcher Match
Rey Mysterio vs Drew McIntyre
Winner: Drew McIntyre | Time: 11.30min
Single Match:
Cody Rhodes (w/ Dusty) vs Ted DiBiase Jr. (w/ Ted DiBiase Sr)
Winner: Ted DiBiase Jr | Time: 12min
Tag Team match for the Tag Team Championship
Jinder Mahal & Great Khali vs The Big Show & Kane (c)
Winner: Jinder Mahal and Khali | Time: 7 min
WWE Championship
The Miz (c) vs Chris Jericho vs Alberto Del Rio (maybe)
Winner: The Miz | Time: 17.40min
Random Famous Match:
R-Truth & Ziggler & Beth Phoenix vs Famous Man & Morrison & K2
Winner:Famous Man & Morrison & K2 | Time: 2.10 min
Single Match
CM Punk vs Stone Cold Steve Austin (if not Austin then HHH)
Winner: CM Punk | Time: 23.40 min
No Holds Barred
The Undertaker vs Randy Orton
Winner: Randy Orton | Time: 28.40 min
Single Match
John Cena vs The Rock
Winner: John Cena | Time: 36.30 min
10 Matches, we don't have time for them :s
157.2 min of Matches.
Nice. xD.
John Cena vs. The Rock No comment.
Cm punk(C) and Daniel Bryan(C) vs Johnny Curtis and R-truth (WWE Tag Teag Championship) Best match ever. Cash in later.
Kharma vs Beth pheonix(C) (Divas championship)
Evan Bourne vs Rey Mysterio(C) (US Championship)
Mark Henry vs Sheamus(C) (IC Championship)
The Miz vs Undertaker (Hair vs Streak)
Big show vs Shaq
Randy Orton(C) vs Chris Jericho vs Sin Cara w/ Zack Ryder (WHC Championship, Bryan cashes in after match)
John Cena vs. The Rock
CM Punk vs. Steve Austin
Triple H vs. The Undertaker w/ Shawn Michaels as special guest referee
Alberto Del Rio vs. Randy Orton
Rey Mysterio vs. Sin Cara
Big Show vs. Shaquille O'Neal
That seems like the biggest card WWE could produce. Austin could wrestle a match if he chose to, it just depends if he wants to. Sheamus, The Miz, Daniel Bryan, all guys I still see as people you can sacrifice on a Mania card if it gets a little crowded.
CM Punk vs. Steve Austin
Triple H vs. The Undertaker w/ Shawn Michaels as special guest referee
Alberto Del Rio vs. Randy Orton
Rey Mysterio vs. Sin Cara
Big Show vs. Shaquille O'Neal
That seems like the biggest card WWE could produce. Austin could wrestle a match if he chose to, it just depends if he wants to. Sheamus, The Miz, Daniel Bryan, all guys I still see as people you can sacrifice on a Mania card if it gets a little crowded.
Big Nick Dudley
Nick
The Rock vs. John Cena - WWE Championship
Randy Orton vs. Chris Jericho - World Heavyweight Championship
HHH vs. CM Punk
Big Show vs. Shaq
Rey Mysterio vs. The Miz
I would love to see Undertaker vs. Sting this year, seeing we now know it was actually a possibility last year. If not, Undertaker vs. Del Rio or Sheamus.
The rest of the roster can be divided into pointless 8-man tag matches and the like.
Randy Orton vs. Chris Jericho - World Heavyweight Championship
HHH vs. CM Punk
Big Show vs. Shaq
Rey Mysterio vs. The Miz
I would love to see Undertaker vs. Sting this year, seeing we now know it was actually a possibility last year. If not, Undertaker vs. Del Rio or Sheamus.
The rest of the roster can be divided into pointless 8-man tag matches and the like.
