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What do you want for Christmas?

Umm....what I mean was an hour with Tessmacher to learn wrestling moves....

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Leave this thread, Jew.

Top shelf, to be sure.

I dont understand when people request an hour alone in a room with someone...Are you going to fucking rape her?

"consentual doggy style sexual intercourse with Brooke Tessmacher " is what I would have went with.

I would go with the power to get rid of one essential bodily function, that I could do at will if I wanted to, but not need to. It would be a tough decision between eat and sleep.
 
My squad from the war to come back.....we were only kids when we stormed omaha beach, we didnt even see it coming....bullets.....everywhere..........i just heard people screaming and blood get over my face, my whole eyes were covered in blood.........my general was getting to cover, and a goddamn sniper shot his head off........

or WWE 12
 
Top shelf, to be sure.

I dont understand when people request an hour alone in a room with someone...Are you going to fucking rape her?

"consentual doggy style sexual intercourse with Brooke Tessmacher " is what I would have went with.

I would go with the power to get rid of one essential bodily function, that I could do at will if I wanted to, but not need to. It would be a tough decision between eat and sleep.

What they mean by an hour alone with Tessmacher is that they want to discuss quantum physics for an hour. Duh.
 
I would go with the power to get rid of one essential bodily function, that I could do at will if I wanted to, but not need to. It would be a tough decision between eat and sleep.

Oh sleep to be sure. Even if I didn't have to eat, I still would every day just out of habit and desire to taste something delicious. You also could make a lot of good use of time that would otherwise be spent sleeping. With nothing good on TV and nobody up to talk to, there would be fewer things to distract you from being productive.
 
Top shelf, to be sure.

I dont understand when people request an hour alone in a room with someone...Are you going to fucking rape her?

"consentual doggy style sexual intercourse with Brooke Tessmacher " is what I would have went with.

I would go with the power to get rid of one essential bodily function, that I could do at will if I wanted to, but not need to. It would be a tough decision between eat and sleep.

Sleep. At least eating brings me some pleasure and doesn't render me completely useless. Sleep is just a waste of my time.
 
thats why im always such a fucking monster when im on graves. I just workout, read, and watch documentaries with ALL of my time. Its like im in prison, lulz.

I would get and play the fuck out of Arkham City and Elder Scrolls. And all sorts of other shit. Work out and read more.


but if I felt like passing time, or get snugz with a lady. i could sleep if I wanted to. it would be amazing.
 
I got an awesome bike last year. This year I'm gunning for three new pairs of Merrills, some of those dress shirts that have a sheen (maybe someone more dapper than I am can tell me what exactly these shirts are called), and a gift certificate to Spa World (I love jimjibangs).
 
It`s not what you NEED old man, it`s what you WANT. It can be something fun?

How about this, I WANT you to fuck off, there that fun enough for ya?

I've never been high on getting gifts from people, I much prefer being the one giving the gifts.
 
I want it to be at least relatively close to the holiday before people start discussing it.

When it does come time though I will want nobody's other than my Christmas wishes to come true.
 

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