What an F'ed up weekend...

[D-Man]

So, first of all, it looks like I missed a ton of good stuff. Apparently, there's a WZ meeting of the minds happening at my brother's band's show in Woodbridge, NJ on 7/25. I'm going to meet all of the NJ peeps and IC25 and I are going to teach them how to mark out to a cover band while drinking lots of beer (or ginger ale for Norcal) and flirting with ****ty women Needless to say, I'm totally looking forward to it.

Now, onto my weekend... I went down to the good ol' Jersey shore for some R&R, partying, and time to get away from the stress I'm under everyday at work. I headed down there with a good buddy of mine and met up with another female friend that I have an interesting history with, her friend that I met for the first time on Friday, and her neighbor (a.k.a. the most annoying person I've ever met in my life.)

Things started off fun... beach, tan, food, daiquiri's, lack of sleep, hangovers... But then Sunday night happened. Throughout the mini-vacation, my female friend was flirting with me. Now, I didn't think much of it since she and I flirt ALL the time and she just broke off an engagement, so I figured I was in the clear. So, we watch the fireworks and go to a bar. After we got there, I see some other girls I know, and I begin to hang with them (dancing, flirting, the whole nine yards.) All of a sudden, my female friend comes up to me, calls the girls ****es, and claims that she's running back to the house that she rented to throw my stuff out and me and my friend can no longer stay there. So, I leave, and after being cursed out by her friend, I arrive at the house and find all of my shit thrown out on the front doorstep of the house. We contantly knock on the door, finally get someone to answer it, and the battle begins.

After much arguing, I finally convinced her to allow me and my friend to stay there (I slept on a couch), and the next morning was awkward, to say the VERY least. My buddy and I went back to the beach, got some food, nd headed home.

The moral of this story?? This is why women are the curse of the Earth. And this is why I often wonder why being single really isn't so bad after all...

Any thoughts?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

this weekend, by all accounts, was entirely fucked. Members of the site had family members die, people were all depressed on saturday, I had a shit weekend too, Steve Mcnair got shot 8 fucking times, just. a bunch of shit man.

We can all only look to move forward. To say, places like July 25th

 

[Father:_Polley]

Fun times dude

 

[D-Man]

this weekend, by all accounts, was entirely fucked. Members of the site had family members die, people were all depressed on saturday, I had a shit weekend too, Steve Mcnair got shot 8 fucking times, just. a bunch of shit man.

We can all only look to move forward. To say, places like July 25th

Dude, WTF?? The 4th of July is supposed to be a happy time of celebration for citizens of the US. Why has it gone downhill every year for the past 5 years? July 4th must be connected with our economy, somehow...

But it still doesn't change the fact that women are psycho hose-beasts... (thank you, Wayne's World)

 

[Mighty NorCal]

eh, silly on your part D. You dont EVER fucking EVER try to slide up to girls when you are with other girls. Never ends up well. Ill direct you to my "I look like a muppet" story

 

[D-Man]

eh, silly on your part D. You dont EVER fucking EVER try to slide up to girls when you are with other girls. Never ends up well. Ill direct you to my "I look like a muppet" story

Well here's the deal... I don't ever claim to be a "chick-magnet" or anything like that. I'm a pretty modest guy. But there is no fucking reason why girls that I know should get the wrong impression about me when they've been friends with me for 15 years, through 5 of their past relationships, and right after they just broke off an engagement. And this isn't the first time this has happened. I'm not some irresistable piece of man-meat. And I'm not a genius, but it doesn't take rocket science to realize that if a guy is flirting with you, it doesn't ALWAYS mean he wants to date you, get into a relationship with you, marry you, and pump you full of lead so you could bear his bastard children.

Seriously, what the FUCK?!?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

thats what they think though man. I dont even carouse it up with girls when I am with chicks that I knooow I am just strictly friends with. LET ALONE ones I was being FLIRTY with. the results of that siutation will never be one bit different, ever

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Well here's the deal... I don't ever claim to be a "chick-magnet" or anything like that.

I can vouch for this. He doesn't Nobody makes that claim for him, either.

I'm a pretty modest guy.

Hahahahahaha! Yeah, so am I.

But there is no fucking reason why girls that I know should get the wrong impression about me when they've been friends with me for 15 years, through 5 of their past relationships, and right after they just broke off an engagement. And this isn't the first time this has happened.

Bitches is crayzee!

I'm not some irresistable piece of man-meat.

Irrefutable fact.

And I'm not a genius,.

See above.

but it doesn't take rocket science to realize that if a guy is flirting with you, it doesn't ALWAYS mean he wants to date you, get into a relationship with you, marry you, and pump you full of lead so you could bear his bastard children.

D-Man learned this lesson the last time a guy flirted with him and he got the wrong idea...

 

[Ty Burna]

God damn D-Man, and I thought I had some fucked up female situations. Well OK I do, but how tha fuck do you really react when I've had the following two situations pop up, in one night?

1. A female friend of mine who was formerly engaged to my homie Billy and has 2 kids with him, comes up and tries to get with me. I dismiss her but she continues trying.

2. First chick's best friend, who coincidentally I had tried to get with back when we was in high school, comes up no more than 15 minutes after the first chick and starts grinding on me trying to get at me. I back off of her because she wouldn't give me the time of day 4 years ago, I wasn't gonna get at her and deal with all the drama that came with her.

Oh and I just remember one other thing from that night. This happened at the bar so the record stands.

3. After dealing with those 2, a MILF I hadn't met before grabs my ass and wraps her arms around me out of nowhere. Now I'm all for getting some attention from the ladies and all, but this came out of left field, but apparently this MILF knew me, how I have no idea, but she knew my name. I swear every woman in that bar that night hadn't been properly sexed in quite sometime and I think my pheromones had the perfect mix for every single one of them in there.

My escape? A fight broke out and moved outside. 90% of the bar clears out outside, I escape through the back door and get home.

 

[D-Man]

God damn D-Man, and I thought I had some fucked up female situations. Well OK I do, but how tha fuck do you really react when I've had the following two situations pop up, in one night?

1. A female friend of mine who was formerly engaged to my homie Billy and has 2 kids with him, comes up and tries to get with me. I dismiss her but she continues trying.

2. First chick's best friend, who coincidentally I had tried to get with back when we was in high school, comes up no more than 15 minutes after the first chick and starts grinding on me trying to get at me. I back off of her because she wouldn't give me the time of day 4 years ago, I wasn't gonna get at her and deal with all the drama that came with her.

Oh and I just remember one other thing from that night. This happened at the bar so the record stands.

3. After dealing with those 2, a MILF I hadn't met before grabs my ass and wraps her arms around me out of nowhere. Now I'm all for getting some attention from the ladies and all, but this came out of left field, but apparently this MILF knew me, how I have no idea, but she knew my name. I swear every woman in that bar that night hadn't been properly sexed in quite sometime and I think my pheromones had the perfect mix for every single one of them in there.

My escape? A fight broke out and moved outside. 90% of the bar clears out outside, I escape through the back door and get home.

This, quite possibly, could be the coolest story I've ever heard. You must be hung like a walrus with an allergic reaction.

 

[Ty Burna]

This, quite possibly, could be the coolest story I've ever heard. You must be hung like a walrus with an allergic reaction.

That's the crazy thing, like yourself I don't consider myself this extremely handsome guy or anything like that, I can spit game at a woman and have pulled off impossible scores in the past with said game. But this...this night was one of those nights I was just at the bar to chill, have a few drinks, hustle in some pool for a bit. Honestly I was surprised I got out of there without a 3 female to me ratio orgy breaking out right in the bar.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

....maybe I should start going to bars...

 

[D-Man]

....maybe I should start going to bars...

You should start drinking, too. Then everyone looks hot. Even IC25.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

You see, NorCal is actually smarter than all of us. He tags enough ass to be cool with it, and since he doesn't drink he doesn't end up waking up the next morning with the old "what the fuck did I do last night and HOW MUCH DOES SHE WEIGH?"