Well Yesterday Was A Crazy-Ass Day For Me.

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

So one of my grandmothers is in the hospital. This was the first time I went to visit her with my wife. We stayed for about 2 hours and all was going well. However, as we're walking out, I feel weird. I turn to my wife, and before I can say anything, I faint. I fainted right there in the middle of a hospital. 30 seconds later, I'm awake and laying on the floor, I have 15 nurses standing around me, and the ER guys with a stretcher. I chose not to go to the ER because the nurses said that it happens often when you see a loved one in a condition like my grandmother is. Also, turns out I was sick and dehydrated, so the nurses bring me 2 cups of grape juice, 2 cartons of milk, and dry-ass graham crackers. I sat there for 20 minutes before my wife drove me home.

Moral of the story: If you're going to faint, you might as well faint in a hospital.

 

[Hawkeye]

Poor Stinger. I hope you're feeling better today.

 

[I Suck Ass]

I laughed at the irony of you fainting in the hospital. Sorry. Hope your grandma get's better. It sucks to lose one.

 

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Hope you're feeling better

 

[Coco]

Cool story, bro.

 

[The Raven's Epitaph]

I did that last year whilst in school. It was warm outside and I ended up fainting, being taken to hospital and woken up by the sharp prick of a doctor cracking some glass/plastic sorta thing over my finger to get a blood sample. Apparently lots of people in school were legitematelly shitting their pants.

I hope your grandmother is okay though. You must have really needed to go after all those drinks? ;D

 

[Stormtrooper]

at least i was a good sports day for you, right? The Giants won.

And sorry to hear about your grandmother, I hope all goes well with that, I know what it's like to lose grandparents (the 3 I had all passed by now). It isn't easy. And how are you doing?

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Poor Stinger. I hope you're feeling better today.

I am, Rox

I did that last year whilst in school. It was warm outside and I ended up fainting, being taken to hospital and woken up by the sharp prick of a doctor cracking some glass/plastic sorta thing over my finger to get a blood sample. Apparently lots of people in school were legitematelly shitting their pants.

I hope your grandmother is okay though. You must have really needed to go after all those drinks? ;D

Believe it or not, I didnt have to take a piss.

at least i was a good sports day for you, right? The Giants won.

And sorry to hear about your grandmother, I hope all goes well with that, I know what it's like to lose grandparents (the 3 I had all passed by now). It isn't easy. And how are you doing?

Yeah, I couldnt believe that they won. Too bad my Yankees lost.

Oh, and I'm fine. My grandmother is in the hospital now for 11 days, so hopefully she recovers.