Well I'm fuckin fired up.

[Sully]

I'm just minding my own buisness, browsing the interwebz, not doing anything, when BAM.

I get a fucking virus. Called System Tool or some shit. I got something like it before on my desktop. I didn't download anything that could have caused a virus, ANYTHING. There is still ways, but whatever.

Anyway, same deal as the last virus, didn't let me open any programs, wanted me to buy their fantastic anti-virus software, telling me I have 700 trojans (yeah right). Obviously I knew it was a scam, I wasn't gonna pay 79 dollars for a fake anti virus software, esspecially because I got the virus before.

I had to restart my computer in safe mode, go into system restore, and time travel back to February 15th, all because some chinise asshole thought people would buy into his plan of having a virus force you to get rid of itself (Which probably wouldn't even solve the problem). Fucking asshole nerd, making virus, wasting peoples time.

Like who the fuck does that? Is anybody actually THAT ******ed, that they'd buy a fake anti virus software? It even changed my background...google it or something, it's called System Tool, they have a way to download something and get rid of it, but I wasn't gonna download something, risking another virus, when I can just do a system restore.

Hell, the website is probably the same person. I can picture it all, some stupid nerd sitting in his mother's basement:

Oh, let's do a virus, that displays a fake anti virus system, show 70 trojans, don't let the user open any other programs, and make him buy our 70.00$ anti virus software, that doesn't do shit. Then, if the guy figures out it's bogus, we make a website explaining the whole situation about the anti virus software, and claim we have a download that can get rid of it. Then get a bigger virus, muwhahahha, stupid americans!

Pisses me off. Luckily it only took me a good 10 minutes to solves the whole ordeal, still got me pissed though. Hope that fucking nerd electrocutes himself with all his nerdy computer software and virus. He can take his anti virus "System Tool" and shove it up his Chinese ass.

 

[Macca]

<3 Chinese hackers.

The only downfall is he didn't put heaps of childporn on it and alerted the Feds.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

You do realize they would've realized eventually that it wasn't Sully looking up the kiddie porn right?

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Or that Sully is 15 and still has rights to kiddie porn.

 

[Sully]

If he would have done that, he would have most likely not have made any money (the whole intention of the virus was money) and the feds would have realized it was a virus.

Hell, if they searched my computer, they wouldn't be able to find anything! The only thing the virus let me do was buy the program, and turn off my computer.

Lol, not sure if 15 year olds actually have rights to look at kiddie porn, I don't think anybody does. That's just creepy. Only people who can get away with that are /b/tards.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Kiddie porn is illegal for everyone.

 

[Sully]

No, I think 4chan has government tenure.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Is 4chan HQ located in the US?

 

[Sully]

....Lol, god. I hope there isn't even a such thing as a 4chan HQ. I can imagine what that place would look like..

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[Hyorinmaru]

I never go to 4chan so besides what I read on here I know nothing about it.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

He's underage broskies, it's why he could fuck a 13 year old and get away with it.

 

[.]

In Sully's eyes: Smarter than Sully = NERD!!!!!

 

[Sully]

He's underage broskies, it's why he could fuck a 13 year old and get away with it.

I guess I could...couldn't I..

In Sully's eyes: Smarter than Sully = NERD!!!!!

There would be a lot of nerds...

No, a nerd in my opinion, is somebody he sits in their basement for 24 hours, developing a virus just to waste peoples time...and band kids..but let's not bring that up again.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Yeah lets not.

You looked like a big enough jackass after last time.

 

[Uncle Chester]

I guess I could...couldn't I..



There would be a lot of nerds...

No, a nerd in my opinion, is somebody he sits in their basement for 24 hours, developing a virus just to waste peoples time...and band kids..but let's not bring that up again.

How much have you spent on this fucking forum talking about oiled up men rubbing up against each other?? And virus making is very profitable, if 10000 people get the virus 1 or 3 are bound to buy that shitty anti-virus

 

[I Suck Ass]

So I'm legally allowed to have child porn?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

No.

You can however fuck a child if you want seeing how you yourself are a child.

In general. Any person who, in a circumstance described in subsection (d), knowingly produces, distributes, receives, or possesses with intent to distribute, a visual depiction of any kind, including a drawing, cartoon, sculpture, or painting, that--

Doesn't say anything about children getting away with having kiddie porn. Here's the site I got the info from.

http://www.missingkids.com/missingkids/servlet/PageServlet?LanguageCountry=en_US&PageId=1476

 

[justinsayne]

Ok Milenko so you're saying if one of the the little 15 yr. old girls that Sully goes to school with sent him pics of her tits (which would technically be considered kiddie porn), Sully would go to jail?, surely you not really this ******ed...

And Sully, how exactly do you KNOW they're Chinese?

And my god you might be the angriest little beaver on earth

 

[Goliath Uterus]

No.

You can however fuck a child if you want seeing how you yourself are a child.



Doesn't say anything about children getting away with having kiddie porn. Here's the site I got the info from.

http://www.missingkids.com/missingkids/servlet/PageServlet?LanguageCountry=en_US&PageId=1476

..... No you can't, it's not legal to have sex until you're 18.

 

[Super Hans]

Tools attract tools, it was only a matter of time.

 

[Sully]

Ok Milenko so you're saying if one of the the little 15 yr. old girls that Sully goes to school with sent him pics of her tits (which would technically be considered kiddie porn), Sully would go to jail?, surely you not really this ******ed...

Actually, last year this chick sent naked pictures of her self, and the picture got spread around. Anybody who they found with the picture got the shit yelled out of them by our crack addict west deer police department...more specifically this lying blonde..cocaine snorting bitch.

They had to go to a hearing, some got their phones taken away, some got fined, they all got suspended. None of them got put in prison though. It was stupid, the girl didn't even get in trouble..she was a fucking ****e.

And Sully, how exactly do you KNOW they're Chinese?

Lol, I don't. I don't at all. I was being a racist asshole. Obviously..

And my god you might be the angriest little beaver on earth

I loved that show, they should put it back on..instead of the shit they try to play to kids now.

 

[.]

Sully how do you know that these people live with their parents? If they can make viruses then i assume they would hav e a vast computer knowledge. At least enough to get them a standard IT job.