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Monday
Monday Night Raw
Date: June 3, 2013
Location: XL Center, Hartford, Connecticut
Commentators; Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler, John Bradshaw Layfield
Back with more of the red guys here as we're back in America this week. The main story is that HHH will be back in the ring tonight to face Curtis Axel, a mere two weeks after Axel did NOT put HHH on the shelf. This sounds like more of a storyline than a match, which is fine as long as HHH doesn't kill the kid. Other than that we'll get more Ryback vs. Cena build. Let's get to it.
After a quick recap of everything that has happened to HHH in the past few weeks, here's Stephanie McMahon to open things up. She talks about HHH getting beaten up by Lesnar and then collapsing during his match (basically saying what we saw in the video) before trying to come back tonight. Despite HHH being medically cleared, Stephanie is making a business decision and not letting him compete tonight. She knows HHH wants to fight Curtis Axel, “Who quite frankly is beneath HHH.” The fans chant for HHH but get Vince instead.
Vince says that HHH won't be competing tonight and says that HHH has given everything he has to this business. Do the fans want HHH's liver and spleen next? Vince reminds us that this is family entertainment and not a blood sport. Last week, Kofi Kingston was put through a table and the fans chanted one more time. There won't be one more time for HHH tonight or any night, and Curtis Axel is still beneath HHH. Vince is then cut off by.....Shield?
Shield vs. HELL NO/Randy Orton
In case you were wondering what happened with the McMahons, Cole tells us that if you have the WWE App, you would have seen them leave the ring without incident. If that doesn't make you want to download the App, I don't know what does. This match is a result of Bryan cleaning house with the Shield to end Smackdown. A HUGE YES chant breaks out before the match as we start with Bryan vs. Ambrose.
Bryan hits his rapid fire kicks to the chest followed by some to the back before bringing in Kane. The low dropkick and the side slam get two for Kane as we see Tons of Funk and Ryder watching the match on the App. And it's LIVE people! Another side slam gets two on Rollins this time but a Reigns distraction lets Seth dropkick Kane off the top as we take a break.
Back with Rollins cranking on Kane's neck before bringing Ambrose back in. Dean pounds on Kane for a bit as well, only to have the monster hit a double suplex on both smaller members of the Shield. Hot tag off to Orton as the fans go NUTS. Randy snaps off some powerslams and a double Elevated DDT to Ambrose and Rollins but Seth breaks up the DDT on Reigns. Ambrose cranks on Randy's neck for a bit as the match slows down again.
Off to Reigns for a full nelson to keep Orton in trouble. Dean comes back in and pounds away before handing it back over to Reigns for a chinlock. Randy rolls out of the chinlockery but it's off to Rollins, who promptly jumps into a dropkick. The real hot tag brings in Bryan who goes nuts again, destroying everyone in riot gear that he can find. Some HARD kicks to Dean's chest keep him down and a big kick to the head stuns him.
A top rope rana sends Ambrose onto Rollins and there's the suicide dive to take out Reigns. The place is going NUTS for this. A missile dropkick gets two on Ambrose and there's the NO Lock but Reigns and Rollins make the save. Everything breaks down and Reigns spears Kane down but it's an RKO to Rollins. Reigns shoves Orton into Bryan though and the Bulldog Driver is enough to pin Daniel at 17:33.
Post break Orton apologizes for costing Bryan the match, making Bryan yell at Kane. Bryan then goes off on Orton for thinking he's the weak link. He thinks neither guy respects him, so Kane tries to yell some reality into him. Bryan says one match can solidify that he's not the weak link. Since it's clear that neither of them respect him, Bryan is going to beat the respect into someone tonight. Bryan is AWESOME right now and is totally nailing this character.
HHH arrives and goes into the McMahon dressing room, saying that he's fighting Axel tonight. Stephanie tries to talk him out of it again, because Curtis Axel isn't worth it. Vince says HHH isn't being too cerebral right now and says don't do something you'll regret. Vince leaves them in the dressing room.
Usos vs. Prime Time Players
This is joined in progress after a break with the Usos (in face paint tonight) beating up Young. Off to Titus who takes I believe Jimmy down with a backbreaker before it's off to Young again. Apparently the paint is to give the Usos an edge like their ancestors. Back to Titus for a front facelock and a cravate as Cole talks about being in Hangover III. A double tag brings in Jey vs. Darren and a Samoan drop takes Young down. The running Umaga attack in the corner gets two and the Superfly Splash ends Young at 4:49.
Some Special Olympians are here.
Big E. Langston vs. Alberto Del Rio
For those of you counting, this is their fifth match (with the score at 2-2) in less than three weeks. Del Rio quickly clotheslines him out to the floor but gets taken down by a shoulder. Langston throws him into the barricade and runs him over again back inside. Del Rio fires back with some headbutts but jumps into a set of three backbreakers to put him right back down. Langston misses a charge into the corner and gets caught by a low superkick for two. There's the armbreaker but Langston lifts him up and into the ropes for the break. Del Rio puts the hold back on but shifts the counter into a cradle for the pin at 4:49.
Rating: C. Del Rio continues to have chemistry with almost anyone he works with and Langston continues to show ridiculous potential. They need to get him away from Ziggler in a hurry as having him just playing a heavy is wasting a lot of his skills. The match was fine, but five times in two weeks is WAY too much.
Sheamus vs. Cody Rhodes
Sandow is doing commentary and reading a book written by Mrs. JBL. Sheamus throws Cody to the apron for the ten forearms to the chest but Cody runs to the corner to hide. Sheamus tries a kick through the ropes but gets his leg wrapped around the buckle that hooks the ropes to the post. A knee to the head gets two for Cody but Sheamus comes back with a release front suplex. The top rope shoulder puts Cody down but the Brogue Kick hits ropes. Cross Rhodes can't connect and Cody misses a moonsault press as well. White Noise puts Cody down again and the Brogue Kick finishes this at 5:20.
Post match Sandow won't shake Sheamus' hand so Sheamus punches him.
HHH is leaving but he's not happy with it. He'll fight Axel next week instead.
We look at Kofi being injured by Ryback on Friday and being taken out of action for a few months.
Bryan kicks a table in the back but runs into Ryback. Ryback insults Bryan for being small and they're having a match later.
Vince comes in to see Heyman and Axel but is disappointed that we're not seeing the rematch with HHH either this week or next week. Paul is ready to leave but apparently Axel is going to have a match tonight with John Cena. It's No DQ tonight as well.
Fandango vs. Great Khali
The fans are totally behind Fandango here as both guys dance a bit to start. Khali takes him into the corner for some chops followed by some clotheslines. Fandango bails to the floor to avoid the Plunge and starts walking out, only to be cut off by Miz. Wade Barrett pops up to blast Miz with the Bull Hammer as the match just ends at about 2:00.
The Miz vs. Wade Barrett
Non-title again and Miz is fine after being laid out before the break. Miz pounds away to start but gets taken down by a big boot to the head. Barrett loads up the big boot in the ropes but is quickly sent to the floor instead. Back in and Miz gets two off a sunset flip before going after the knee. The Winds of Change get two for Wade...and here are Fandango and Summer for more dancing. The distraction lets Miz hook the Figure Four for the tap out at 3:27.
We recap the McMahon/HHH drama up to this point.
It's time for the Jericho/Punk contract signing for Payback. Heyman is representing Punk here as you would expect. They sit at the table with Heyman listing off Punk's accomplishments before Jericho cuts him off and finishes the list for him. Heyman signs and wants Jericho to sign so he can come to Chicago and be booed, heckled, and hated by fans that worship Punk because Punk is the real best in the world.
Jericho says maybe we should move the match to Summerslam in Los Angeles or to Madison Square Garden. Heyman says no so Jericho suggests right here in Hartford. Heyman says no to that so Jericho signs for Chicago. However he isn't sure where we should file the contract. Jericho tells Heyman to stand up and open his jacket before filing the contract in Heyman's pants.
Kaitlyn/Funkadactyls vs. AJ Lee/Bella Twins
Kaitlyn and AJ start things off. AJ backs into the corner and elbows both dancing chicks before bringing in Brie. Off to Naomi for the Rear View and a rolling senton from Cameron for two. Naomi hits the ropes with a crossbody and the Bellas take over on her arm. Nikki stays on the arm until Naomi slugs her down and brings in Kaitlyn. The reverse DDT only gets one on Nikki but AJ drops to the floor instead of tagging. The spear finishes Nikki at 4:32.
Kane can't talk Bryan out of facing Ryback tonight. Bryan tells Kane to stay in the back too. Kane says he's leaving and to call when Bryan has found his mind.
Video on the Wyatt Family, talking about monsters being real.
Daniel Bryan vs. Ryback
Bryan pounds away to start but gets slammed into the corner. A boot to the chest puts Bryan down but a splash hits knees. Ryback pounds him down some more, only to be pulled into a half crab by Bryan. Daniel hooks a kind of Indian deathlock and pounds Ryback's face to fire up the crowd. The moonsault out of the corner has Ryback even more confused but he clotheslines Bryan to the floor as we take a break.
Back with Bryan being slammed into the corner again so Ryback can stomp his chest. Off to a chinlock for a bit but Ryback misses a charge into the corner and hits the post. Bryan fires off some dropkicks for two but Ryback easily kicks out. A missile dropkick sets up a VERY long swan dive for two more. Bryan fires off the kicks but gets caught in a wicked powerbomb.
Ryback goes for another powerbomb but gets caught in the NO Lock out of nowhere. He makes the rope after a VERY long time in the hold and falls out to the floor but Bryan can't follow up. The suicide dive is caught with Bryan being sent into the announce table. Ryback rams him spine first into the post over and over, knocking Bryan out cold. Instead of covering though, Ryback powerbombs him through a table for the DQ at 15:06.
Post match Ryback loads up another table but Cena makes the save. Axel comes out for the main event as we take a break.
John Cena vs. Curtis Axel
No DQ. Cena starts fast but Heyman trips him up, allowing Axel to take over. The Hennig neck snap puts Cena down and Axel demands a chair. As you would guess it winds up hitting Axel in the back and we head to the outside. Cena loads up the announce table but has to stop for the sake of the count. Back inside and Axel gets in a chair shot to Cena's ribs and back outside we go. Another chair shot misses Cena and two more miss inside until Cena dropkicks the chair into his face for two.
Cena wedges the chair between the top and middle ropes but gets clotheslined in the back of his head to give Axel control again. Cena comes back with his finishing sequence, only to miss a charge into the corner and crash into the chair. He just beats the count back in but gets beaten down by a bunch of chair shots from Axel. The McGillicutter onto the chair gets two but the PerfectPlex is countered into the STF.
Axel can't make the rope, but Heyman hands Axel an iPad to blast Cena in the head to break the hold. They head outside again but Heyman distracts Cena long enough to break up the AA. Cue Ryback to beat Cena down and drive him through the table set up earlier for the countout win for Axel at 13:00.
Results
Shield b. HELL NO/Randy Orton – Bulldog Driver to Bryan
Usos b. Prime Time Players – Superfly Splash to Young
Alberto Del Rio b. Big E. Langston – Cradle
Sheamus b. Cody Rhodes – Brogue Kick
Fandango vs. Great Khali went to a no contest
The Miz b. Wade Barrett – Figure Four
Kaitlyn/Funkadactyls b. AJ Lee/Bella Twins – Spear to Nikki Bella
Daniel Bryan b. Ryback via DQ – Ryback powerbombed Bryan through a table
Curtis Axel b. John Cena via countout
Tuesday
Todd Keneley is out of the TNA announcers' booth.
Raw got a 2.66, down from last week and again the lowest rating of the year.
Wednesday
Douglas Williams has been released as well.
NXT
Date: June 5, 2013
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Tom Phillips, Brad Maddox
We have a new #1 contender after Bo Dallas won the battle royal last week, earning him a shot at Big E. Langston's NXT Title. On top of that we've got Corey Graves/Kassius Ohno continuing their feud with the Wyatt Family. The big story tonight though is the beginning of the NXT Women's Title Tournament to crown the first champion. Let's get to it.
Welcome Home.
Here's Jim Ross to host the contract signing between Langston and Dallas. Both guys come out as we see some exclusive footage of them staring each other down after the battle royal last week. Langston is in street clothes which don't quite suit him. Big E. signs but Dallas has something to say. He didn't like Langston looking down at him last week like a joke. Since Langston won the NXT Title, he's moved on to bigger and better things like hanging out with Dolph Ziggler and debuting at Wrestlemania.
Dallas thinks he should be doing those kinds of things but he isn't because he's not NXT Champion. He needs to be champion and is about to sign a contract that could change his life. All he needs are three seconds to change his life and make history. Dallas goes to sign but Langston says Dallas isn't a joke. Langston started to respect Dallas when he fought Big Show, even though he got knocked out.
Dallas wants to be like Langston but Bo is a geek who probably lives at home with his mama and never stops smiling no matter what he's doing. Bo was talking about three seconds, but Langston will crush his dreams in five. Dallas signs and walks away. Great stuff here from Langston but Dallas continues to look and sound like nothing special.
Corey Graves says his match tonight isn't just about winning the tag titles but about taking the Wyatt Family down. Bray Wyatt likes to play mind games, but in Graves' mind, they're not playing games. Graves says he doesn't like Ohno and doesn't care what Kassius does in the match tonight.
NXT Women's Title Tournament First Round: Tamina vs. Paige
I really like the look of the new belt as it's very basic but classy looking. The centerpiece if oval shaped with the letters NXT in the middle and side plates coming off the centerpiece. Tamina shoves the much smaller Paige down with ease and chokes her down in the corner. A hair toss sends Paige flying and it's off to a chinlock.
A knee drop gets two for Tamina and it's back to the chinlock. Tamina slams her down for two more and it's off to chinlock number three in a three and a half minute match. Paige fires back with some elbows in the corner but Tamina hits a superkick to drop Paige again. The Superfly Splash hits Paige's knees, giving her a rollup to pin Tamina at 4:20.
Kassius Ohno says his plan of attack is to attack. He's bringing mayhem at the Wyatt Family fortress to get at Bray himself. Kassius doesn't care what happens to Graves because Graves has proven he can't handle three monsters by himself before. Tonight, it's a war.
Colin Cassidy vs. Mason Ryan
Colin is a big guy who probably stands close to 7'0 tall. Cassidy pounds away at Ryan but is taken down by a single punch. Mason pounds away in the corner with right hands and a few headbutts before the Torture Rack neckbreaker ends Cassidy at 2:00.
Sami Zayn says it was a big deal to beat a WWE Tag Team and US Champion on the same night and maybe he could do it again. Cesaro comes up and says that was a cheap win. Zayn says that the only cheap thing that night was the cheap shot from Cesaro after the match. Cesaro wants a rematch and Zayn is up for it, as long as Cesaro tells him where he got his sweet man purse. The brawl is on but referees quickly break it up.
Alex Riley vs. Conor O'Brian
Conor easily runs Alex over a few times to start before throwing him into a headlock. Riley fights up but his chops get him nowhere. A dropkick puts O'Brian down and a top rope clothesline gets two but Alex gets caught by a splash in the corner. O'Brian flapjacks him down and puts Alex in the Stockade, a kind of seated Octopus Hold for the submission at 2:12. Riley looked good while getting squashed.
Tag Titles: Kassius Ohno/Corey Graves vs. Wyatt Family
Wyatt says he isn't afraid of snakes or disease or fire. He's only afraid of himself but the two guys in the ring aren't scared enough of him. His name is Bray Wyatt and he is the eater of worlds. The men behind him are his brothers but tonight they're going to give him an introduction of their own. Ohno starts with Rowan and puts on a cravate to take over. Erick can't even slam his way out of the hold so he throws Kassius into the corner instead.
Off to Graves vs. Harper with Luke carrying him to a neutral corner like a rag doll. Why you would carry a rag doll to a neutral corner is beyond me but it's not the best simile in the world. Graves armdrags his way out of a hiptoss before it's back to Ohno to crank on Luke's arm. It's back to Rowan as we take a break. Back with Rowan holding Kassiuh in a cobra clutch before it's back to Harper who gets two off an uppercut. Ohno escapes a powerslam by Erick and takes him down with a jawbreaker.
The hot tag brings in Graves to take out Rowan's leg with a chop block but a Harper distraction prevents the 13th Step from going on. Luke kicks Graves in the head to give Erick a two count before dropping a knee for two of his own. The Family keeps tagging in and out with Rowan getting two off a backbreaker. Off to an over the shoulder backbreaker for good measure (Maddox: “He's going to break his back!” The name fits the move if nothing else) before it's back to Harper who says yeah yeah yeah a lot.
Graves counters a suplex into a small package for two and a crucifix gets the same. Harper has a powerbomb countered with a backdrop and it's off to Ohno to clean house. Ohno hits a series of forearms to Harper and gets two off a senton. A Bray Wyatt distraction doesn't do his Family much good as Ohno hits a rolling headbutt for two. A clothesline from Graves sends both he and Rowan to the floor but the distraction allows Wyatt to blast Ohno in the head. Graves takes out Bray but Harper pins Kassius to retain at 10:00 shown of 13:00.
Results
Paige b. Tamina – Rollup
Mason Ryan b. Colin Cassidy – Torture Rack Neckbreaker
Conor O'Brian b. Alex Riley – Stockade
Wyatt Family b. Kassius Ohno/Corey Graves – Rollup to Ohno after interference from Bray Wyatt
Thursday
Impact Wrestling
Date: June 6, 2013
Location: Gwinett Arena, Duluth, Georgia
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Tazz
We're past Slammiversary now which means we have four and a half months before we get to Bound For Glory. The main story from Slammiversary is Ray retained the title with help from Aces and 8's while Sting received no help at all. Tonight we're likely to kick off the Bound for Glory Series which is a four month long competition to determine the #1 contender for the world title at the biggest show of the year. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the end of Slammiversary's main event with Ray hitting Sting in the head with a hammer to retain.
Here's the world champion to open things up. Ray gets in Tenay's face to talk trash about Sting with Tenay whining back at him about all the cheating. Ray talks about the fans being happy to see him because he's from New York City and he's the guy who beat Sting at Slammiversary. Sting hasn't had good luck at Slammiversary as he was jumped last year at the show after the PPV. Then on Sunday, Ray beat Sting single handedly, which means Sting might retire.
Ray talks about beating all of TNA's heroes and leaving no one left standing, meaning he should be in the Hall of Fame. Instead of getting Dixie like he wanted, Ray gets Hogan instead. Hulk talks about Ray beating Sting with the help of the Aces, but now he heard Ray say there's no competition left. Hogan thinks there's competition left and we'll find out who that might be next week on the BFG Series Selection Show.
After a cheap pop (Hogan's words) for mentioning Atlanta, Hogan announces Ray vs. Jeff Hardy for later tonight. Ray protests so Hogan makes it a ladder match for good measure. There's going to be a hammer hanging above the ring as well and whoever gets to it first can use it. I guess that means you win by pin?
Video on the BFG Series.
Chavo and Hernandez say they're friends but it's every man for himself in the BFG Series.
Bound for Glory Series Qualifying Match: Chavo Guerrero vs. Hernandez
Hernandez runs him over to start so Chavo tries to go after the arm. Chavo dropkicks him down for two and stays on the arm, only to be slammed down with ease. Hernandez misses a splash so Chavo hooks another armbar, only to have Hernandez easily lift him up. SuperMex throws Chavo down with a suplex followed by the over the shoulder backbreaker to put the smaller guy in trouble. A corner splash misses and Chavo hits a pair of suplexes, only to have the frog splash hit knees. The Border Toss is countered into a sunset flip but Hernandez counters into a rollup for the pin at 4:56.
Rampage is here.
Here's D-Von with something to say. He wants Abyss to come out here and give him back the stolen TV Title. Instead D-Von gets Joseph Park who claims that D-Von robbed him on Sunday. Park says he's going to do what he should have done on Sunday and takes D-Von down to pound away. D-Von comes back with right hands and sends Park into the post. He loads up a chair shot but gets cut off by Abyss' music. There's no Abyss so D-Von says he's coming to find him. Park gets up and sees blood coming from his mouth. Joseph goes into Abyss mode and breathes a lot as we go to a break.
Here's Robbie E claiming to be the MVP of the last two BFG Series. Last year he beat Jeff Hardy and got five points bro. Robbie doesn't care who his opponent will be for the qualifying match tonight.
Bound for Glory Series Qualifying Match: Samoa Joe vs. Robbie E
Joe runs him over to start and pounds Robbie down like he's not even there. Robbie gets in a single shot but misses a cross body, setting up the Muscle Buster and the Koquina Clutch for the tap out at 1:40.
Mickie James comes up to Velvet in the back to schill the new Impact Wrestling scratch off lottery ticket. Mickie makes excuses for why she can't defend the title against Velvet tonight, claiming she has to defend the title against someone Velvet overlooked as champion.
We get the Kurt Angle HOF video.
Here's Rampage Jackson in the arena for his big debut. Jackson talks about being a wrestling fan growing up and saying he needs to beat the best in order to be the best. This brings out Kurt Angle to say that if Rampage wants to be the best, he'll have to go through Angle. Short and sweet.
Ray and Anderson are in the back and wondering where D'Lo has been. Anderson mentions that the VP spot is now opens but Ray wants to talk about the ladder match tonight. He doesn't know why he has to climb a ladder to blast Jeff Hardy in the head with a hammer again. Anderson thinks Hogan doesn't like Jeff but Ray wants to know why the Aces aren't in the BFG Series. Anderson asks if Ray wants help in the ladder match tonight. Ray says a good VP would know what call to make.
Austin Aries/Bobby Roode/Kenny King vs. Chris Sabin/Gunner/James Storm
Sabin starts with an armdrag to take King down before sending him into the champions' corner. Everything breaks down in a hurry with Roode and company bailing to the floor. Sabin dives on all three of them at once to fire up the crowd. Back in and Roode suplexes Sabin down before getting two off a knee drop. Off to Storm for a Beer Money reunion with James cleaning house until Roode clotheslines him down to take over. Aries comes in with a slingshot splash for two.
King hits a slingshot legdrop for two of his own before it's back to Roode for some double teaming. Storm sends Aries into Roode to get himself a breather and the hot tag off to the hometown boy Gunner. Everything breaks down and Roode hits the spinebuster on Gunner to take him down. Aries loads up the suicide dive but gets kicked in the head by Sabin. All Hail Sabin (the name for that piledriver kind of move Sabin has been using) pins King at 6:39.
D-Von and Knux jump someone in the back, presumably Joseph Park.
Brooke Hogan congratulates Taryn on her win Sunday but won't talk about her feelings for Bully.
Mickie James vs. Taeler Hendrix
Taeler takes her down with a wristdrag to start but Mickie seems amused. She even applauds Taeler before running her over. Taeler Matrixes away and dropkicks Mickie down for two. Hendrix kicks Mickie in the knee, sending Mickie begging to ODB for mercy. Of course she's playing possum and kicks Taeler's head off for the pin at 3:45.
Someone attacks Knux in the back. It's Abyss of course and D-Von is attacked as well.
We look at the card for next week and Angle vs. Jackson from earlier.
Bully Ray vs. Jeff Hardy
Non-title hammer above the ring ladder match here. Jeff dives on Ray during the champ's entrance before taking him inside for some right hands in the corner. Back to the floor with Hardy diving off the apron to take the champ out before bringing out the ladder. We come back from a break with Ray splashing Jeff in the corner and posing a bit. Ray drops the ladder on Hardy before dropping an elbow for good measure.
A big boot stops a Hardy comeback attempt and the champ mocks Hogan. Jeff blocks the Bully Bomb and DDTs Ray down but can't follow up. Back up and they slug it out with Jeff taking over. An atomic drop sets up the legdrop between the legs and the seated dropkick for good measure. Jeff goes up but jumps down before Ray can shove him off. Ray is sent into the corner where Jeff dropkicks the ladder into the champ's crotch. Fans: “NO MORE BABIES!”
Jeff goes up but gets shoved into the top rope by the champ. Ray: “TAZ! MY BALLS!” Hardy comes back with a clothesline but gets shoved into the corner after he tries to climb again. The Whisper in the Wind puts Ray down but he gets up in time to pull the ladder out again, sending Hardy crashing to the mat.
Ray goes up and retrieves the ladder despite still feeling the effects of the low blow earlier. Jeff avoids the hammer shot and hits a Twisting Stunner to get the hammer for himself. Hardy misses a few swings of his own and Ray runs off to end the show. Jeff falls down on the ramp and is holding his hip or back. The match just ends at around 16:00.
Hardy is helped out by a referee and is holding his hip.
Ray wants his belt in the back but Hulk is sneaking up on him with a hammer. Brooke shouts at him to stop and Ray escapes to end the show.
Results
Hernandez b. Chavo Guerrero – Rollup
Samoa Joe b. Robbie E – Koquina Clutch
Chris Sabin/James Storm/Gunner b. Kenny King/Austin Aries/Bobby Roode – All Hail Sabin to King
Mickie James b. Taeler Hendrix – Spinning kick to the head
Bully Ray vs. Jeff Hardy went to a no contest
Friday
Impact got a .9, up slightly from last week.
Smackdown
Date: June 7, 2013
Location: Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum, Uniondale, New York
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield
We're coming up on Payback with the big story at the moment being the rise of Daniel Bryan. Since HELL NO lost the tag titles Bryan has been on a rampage to prove that he isn't the weak link, which has provided some very entertaining moments from him in the past few weeks. Other than that we have Orton teaming up with whomever he can find to fight the Shield. Let's get to it.
The opening recap is a video of the contract signing for Jericho vs. Punk at Payback. We also see Bryan yelling at Orton about not being the weak link.
We open the show with MizTV with guests Randy Orton and HELL NO. Bryan thanks Kane for being the best partner he could ask for and not helping him in the match against Ryback on Raw. Miz talks about Bryan cleaning house of the Shield last week and we get a loud YES chant. Bryan thinks people still look at him like a goat faced vegan troll so Orton and Kane think that Bryan's head is a bit messed up.
Kane insists that everyone respects Bryan although Orton is getting tired of Bryan whining about respect. Bryan blames Orton for the loss to the Shield on Monday, so Orton says we're back in crazy town. Kane tries to get Bryan out of there but Bryan yells that Kane should have his back. Kane says he always has Bryan's back but he's tired of Bryan not trusting him.
Bryan wants to know why he should trust Kane. That's a good question given Kane's history. He also wants to know why Kane doesn't come to his aid more often and thinks Kane is only teaming with him because there's no one better for Kane to hook up with. Kane bails and Miz thinks we just saw the breakup of HELL NO. Bryan says yeah we did but NO he is not to blame for this. Teddy Long comes out and makes Orton/Bryan vs. Shield for later. Pretty solid opening segment actually.
Chris Jericho vs. Curtis Axel
On the way to the ring, Heyman brags about Axel beating HHH and Cena twice with Axel saying that Jericho will learn what it means to be perfect. Paul jumps in on commentary as the guys in the ring run the ropes a bit. Jericho takes him down with a dropkick and chops away at the chest. They head to the floor with Jericho ramming Axel into the announce table before heading back inside. We take a break and come back with Axel chopping Jericho for two and hitting the Hennig Necksnap for two more.
Axel hooks the chinlock as Heyman guarantees that Punk will be in Chicago for Payback. Jericho elbows his way out of the hold and drops him with a top rope ax handle. Axel kicks out of the Walls but Jericho takes him down with a quick bulldog. The Lionsault misses and Curtis hits the McGillicutter for two.
Jericho gets up an elbow in the corner and hits a top rope cross body for two of his own. The Walls go on this time but Axel gets to the ropes before too much damage can be done. Jericho dropkicks him to the floor so Heyman shouts IT'S CLOBBERIN TIME! Punk's music hits and the arena explodes, but it's a ploy allowing Axel to roll Jericho up for the pin at 7:05 shown of 10:35.
Post match Jericho charges back into the ring and hits Axel with a Codebreaker.
Ryback comes up to Kane and brags about beating Bryan last week. A match is made for later tonight. Ryback says he rules, but Kane says he's tombstoned a priest and buried his brother alive, so the rules don't apply to him.
The Wyatt Family is coming.
Video from Raw on the McMahon family drama with Vince and Stephanie trying to talk HHH out of fighting anymore.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Heath Slater
Well at least it's not Langston. All three members of the Band jump Del Rio but he fires off kicks to throw them out. There's the armbreaker on Slater but I don't think the bell ever rang to start the match. Del Rio and Ricardo clear the ring with Ricardo hitting a dive off the top to take out Mahal and McIntyre.
With Alberto still in the ring, Ziggler pops up on screen and says he'll be back on Monday.
Ryback vs. Kane
Ryback shoves him into the corner to start and tells Kane to do something about it. Kane comes back with an uppercut but Ryback runs him over with a shoulder block. Kane clotheslines him down and hits the low dropkick for a quick one count. Ryback comes back with a gorilla press in a very impressive display of strength. Kane no sells a kick to the chest but can't chokeslam him down. The side slam gets two for Kane and a clothesline puts Ryback on the floor.
They head outside with Kane being pulled into the barricade with Ryback ramming the masked head into said barricade over and over. It's table time but Kane comes back with uppercuts to slow Ryback down. Back inside and the top rope clothesline misses but Ryback takes too long walking around and Kane hits the chokeslam for two. Now Kane gets the table but Ryback rakes him in the eye and powerbombs Kane through the table for the DQ at 5:45.
Here's Sandow to talk about the mental challenges he's been giving Sheamus lately. Sandow insults the people of Long Island, saying that they're a bunch of checker minded people living in a chess world. The only thing that can match Sandow's intellect is a supercomputer, so meet Deep Blue, a computer which won a major chess match several years back. The computer tries to talk but is quickly silenced by Sandow. Damien is going to recreate the chess match against Kasparov (one of the best chess champions ever) right here for us tonight, as long as there is SILENCE!
The computer compliments Sandow for his opening move but Sheamus interrupts the game. Sheamus says he's going to interrupt the chess match (Sandow: “That is obvious. Baby steps Sheamus, baby steps!”
and thinks he can beat Deep Blue in one move. Sheamus can't figure out what move to make so he Brogue Kicks the computer. Damien gets in a cheap shot and actually lays Sheamus out before sending him into the computer's table. He rams Sheamus' head into the table over and over and stands tall. I still don't get why they're wasting Sheamus in this feud.
Fandango vs. Zack Ryder
Miz is on commentary. The triple threat title match is announced for Payback with Wade Barrett defending against Miz and Fandango. The place goes NUTS for Ryder who is growing his hair out for the first time in years. Fandango pounds Ryder down to start and hits a hard European uppercut. Miz says Skittles Boy needs to quit looking at him before he makes Fandango taste the rainbow of a Skull Crushing Finale. Ryder comes back with a middle rope dropkick and the Broski Boot for two. The Rough Ryder is countered into a powerbomb and the guillotine legdrop gives Fandango the pin at 2:17.
Miz and Fandango stare each other down.
Video on Ryback destroying Bryan and Cena from Raw.
Kaitlyn and Natalya are in the back. The secret admirer are going to show up on Raw but Natalya isn't as happy as Kaitlyn thinks she should be. The meeting should be private instead of on national television because the guy could be a creep. Kaitlyn thinks if he was a creep, he would be texting Natalya instead of her.
Seth Rollins/Roman Reigns vs. Daniel Bryan/Randy Orton
Non-title again here. Daniel's arm is taped up after the attack on Raw. Bryan starts with Rollins and fires off those hard kicks to the chest. Off to the surfboard with the double stomps to the back of Rollins' legs to keep Seth down. Bryan cranks on the arm and drives some knees into Rollins' ribs for extra damage. Rollins fights up and brings in Reigns to pound on Bryan in the corner. Reigns whips Rollins into Bryan for a splash and clotheslines Daniel down for two.
Roman hooks a headlock as Seth talks trash from the apron. Bryan fights up but is almost immediately stomped down in the corner to stop his momentum. Reigns misses a charge into the corner and it's hot tag to Orton for some house cleaning. The Elevated DDT hits Rollins and Shield bails to the floor as we take a break. Back with Rollins taking Randy down before bringing Reigns back in for a chinlock.
Orton quickly fights up with a belly to back suplex but Rollins breaks up the tag to Bryan. Reigns is quickly back in but misses a charge into the corner, allowing for the hot tag to Bryan. Daniel comes in with a double dropkick off the top before kicking both guys in the chest for two. Reigns is sent to the floor and Bryan backflips over Rollins to hit a German suplex.
Shield heads to the floor and the FLYING GOAT takes them both down. Back in and the flying headbutt gets two on Seth. The RKO takes Reigns down but Bryan accidentally dropkicks Orton in the corner. There's the NO Lock on Rollins but Ambrose runs in for the DQ at 9:00 shown of 12:30.
Post match Orton hits the RKO on Bryan, likely setting up a Payback match.
Results
Curtis Axel b. Chris Jericho – Rollup
Kane b. Ryback via DQ when Ryback powerbombed Kane through a table
Fandango b. Zack Ryder – Guillotine Legdrop
Daniel Bryan/Randy Orton b. Roman Reigns/Seth Rollins via DQ when Dean Ambrose interfered
Saturday
Nothing.
Sunday
Nothing again.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Shield b. HELL NO/Randy Orton – Bulldog Driver to Bryan
Usos b. Prime Time Players – Superfly Splash to Young
Alberto Del Rio b. Big E. Langston – Cradle
Sheamus b. Cody Rhodes – Brogue Kick
Fandango vs. Great Khali went to a no contest
The Miz b. Wade Barrett – Figure Four
Kaitlyn/Funkadactyls b. AJ Lee/Bella Twins – Spear to Nikki Bella
Daniel Bryan b. Ryback via DQ – Ryback powerbombed Bryan through a table
Curtis Axel b. John Cena via countout
NXT
Paige b. Tamina – Rollup
Mason Ryan b. Colin Cassidy – Torture Rack Neckbreaker
Conor O'Brian b. Alex Riley – Stockade
Wyatt Family b. Kassius Ohno/Corey Graves – Rollup to Ohno after interference from Bray Wyatt
Impact Wrestling
Hernandez b. Chavo Guerrero – Rollup
Samoa Joe b. Robbie E – Koquina Clutch
Chris Sabin/James Storm/Gunner b. Kenny King/Austin Aries/Bobby Roode – All Hail Sabin to King
Mickie James b. Taeler Hendrix – Spinning kick to the head
Bully Ray vs. Jeff Hardy went to a no contest
Smackdown
Curtis Axel b. Chris Jericho – Rollup
Kane b. Ryback via DQ when Ryback powerbombed Kane through a table
Fandango b. Zack Ryder – Guillotine Legdrop
Daniel Bryan/Randy Orton b. Roman Reigns/Seth Rollins via DQ when Dean Ambrose interfered
Monday Night Raw
Date: June 3, 2013
Location: XL Center, Hartford, Connecticut
Commentators; Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler, John Bradshaw Layfield
Back with more of the red guys here as we're back in America this week. The main story is that HHH will be back in the ring tonight to face Curtis Axel, a mere two weeks after Axel did NOT put HHH on the shelf. This sounds like more of a storyline than a match, which is fine as long as HHH doesn't kill the kid. Other than that we'll get more Ryback vs. Cena build. Let's get to it.
After a quick recap of everything that has happened to HHH in the past few weeks, here's Stephanie McMahon to open things up. She talks about HHH getting beaten up by Lesnar and then collapsing during his match (basically saying what we saw in the video) before trying to come back tonight. Despite HHH being medically cleared, Stephanie is making a business decision and not letting him compete tonight. She knows HHH wants to fight Curtis Axel, “Who quite frankly is beneath HHH.” The fans chant for HHH but get Vince instead.
Vince says that HHH won't be competing tonight and says that HHH has given everything he has to this business. Do the fans want HHH's liver and spleen next? Vince reminds us that this is family entertainment and not a blood sport. Last week, Kofi Kingston was put through a table and the fans chanted one more time. There won't be one more time for HHH tonight or any night, and Curtis Axel is still beneath HHH. Vince is then cut off by.....Shield?
Shield vs. HELL NO/Randy Orton
In case you were wondering what happened with the McMahons, Cole tells us that if you have the WWE App, you would have seen them leave the ring without incident. If that doesn't make you want to download the App, I don't know what does. This match is a result of Bryan cleaning house with the Shield to end Smackdown. A HUGE YES chant breaks out before the match as we start with Bryan vs. Ambrose.
Bryan hits his rapid fire kicks to the chest followed by some to the back before bringing in Kane. The low dropkick and the side slam get two for Kane as we see Tons of Funk and Ryder watching the match on the App. And it's LIVE people! Another side slam gets two on Rollins this time but a Reigns distraction lets Seth dropkick Kane off the top as we take a break.
Back with Rollins cranking on Kane's neck before bringing Ambrose back in. Dean pounds on Kane for a bit as well, only to have the monster hit a double suplex on both smaller members of the Shield. Hot tag off to Orton as the fans go NUTS. Randy snaps off some powerslams and a double Elevated DDT to Ambrose and Rollins but Seth breaks up the DDT on Reigns. Ambrose cranks on Randy's neck for a bit as the match slows down again.
Off to Reigns for a full nelson to keep Orton in trouble. Dean comes back in and pounds away before handing it back over to Reigns for a chinlock. Randy rolls out of the chinlockery but it's off to Rollins, who promptly jumps into a dropkick. The real hot tag brings in Bryan who goes nuts again, destroying everyone in riot gear that he can find. Some HARD kicks to Dean's chest keep him down and a big kick to the head stuns him.
A top rope rana sends Ambrose onto Rollins and there's the suicide dive to take out Reigns. The place is going NUTS for this. A missile dropkick gets two on Ambrose and there's the NO Lock but Reigns and Rollins make the save. Everything breaks down and Reigns spears Kane down but it's an RKO to Rollins. Reigns shoves Orton into Bryan though and the Bulldog Driver is enough to pin Daniel at 17:33.
Post break Orton apologizes for costing Bryan the match, making Bryan yell at Kane. Bryan then goes off on Orton for thinking he's the weak link. He thinks neither guy respects him, so Kane tries to yell some reality into him. Bryan says one match can solidify that he's not the weak link. Since it's clear that neither of them respect him, Bryan is going to beat the respect into someone tonight. Bryan is AWESOME right now and is totally nailing this character.
HHH arrives and goes into the McMahon dressing room, saying that he's fighting Axel tonight. Stephanie tries to talk him out of it again, because Curtis Axel isn't worth it. Vince says HHH isn't being too cerebral right now and says don't do something you'll regret. Vince leaves them in the dressing room.
Usos vs. Prime Time Players
This is joined in progress after a break with the Usos (in face paint tonight) beating up Young. Off to Titus who takes I believe Jimmy down with a backbreaker before it's off to Young again. Apparently the paint is to give the Usos an edge like their ancestors. Back to Titus for a front facelock and a cravate as Cole talks about being in Hangover III. A double tag brings in Jey vs. Darren and a Samoan drop takes Young down. The running Umaga attack in the corner gets two and the Superfly Splash ends Young at 4:49.
Some Special Olympians are here.
Big E. Langston vs. Alberto Del Rio
For those of you counting, this is their fifth match (with the score at 2-2) in less than three weeks. Del Rio quickly clotheslines him out to the floor but gets taken down by a shoulder. Langston throws him into the barricade and runs him over again back inside. Del Rio fires back with some headbutts but jumps into a set of three backbreakers to put him right back down. Langston misses a charge into the corner and gets caught by a low superkick for two. There's the armbreaker but Langston lifts him up and into the ropes for the break. Del Rio puts the hold back on but shifts the counter into a cradle for the pin at 4:49.
Rating: C. Del Rio continues to have chemistry with almost anyone he works with and Langston continues to show ridiculous potential. They need to get him away from Ziggler in a hurry as having him just playing a heavy is wasting a lot of his skills. The match was fine, but five times in two weeks is WAY too much.
Sheamus vs. Cody Rhodes
Sandow is doing commentary and reading a book written by Mrs. JBL. Sheamus throws Cody to the apron for the ten forearms to the chest but Cody runs to the corner to hide. Sheamus tries a kick through the ropes but gets his leg wrapped around the buckle that hooks the ropes to the post. A knee to the head gets two for Cody but Sheamus comes back with a release front suplex. The top rope shoulder puts Cody down but the Brogue Kick hits ropes. Cross Rhodes can't connect and Cody misses a moonsault press as well. White Noise puts Cody down again and the Brogue Kick finishes this at 5:20.
Post match Sandow won't shake Sheamus' hand so Sheamus punches him.
HHH is leaving but he's not happy with it. He'll fight Axel next week instead.
We look at Kofi being injured by Ryback on Friday and being taken out of action for a few months.
Bryan kicks a table in the back but runs into Ryback. Ryback insults Bryan for being small and they're having a match later.
Vince comes in to see Heyman and Axel but is disappointed that we're not seeing the rematch with HHH either this week or next week. Paul is ready to leave but apparently Axel is going to have a match tonight with John Cena. It's No DQ tonight as well.
Fandango vs. Great Khali
The fans are totally behind Fandango here as both guys dance a bit to start. Khali takes him into the corner for some chops followed by some clotheslines. Fandango bails to the floor to avoid the Plunge and starts walking out, only to be cut off by Miz. Wade Barrett pops up to blast Miz with the Bull Hammer as the match just ends at about 2:00.
The Miz vs. Wade Barrett
Non-title again and Miz is fine after being laid out before the break. Miz pounds away to start but gets taken down by a big boot to the head. Barrett loads up the big boot in the ropes but is quickly sent to the floor instead. Back in and Miz gets two off a sunset flip before going after the knee. The Winds of Change get two for Wade...and here are Fandango and Summer for more dancing. The distraction lets Miz hook the Figure Four for the tap out at 3:27.
We recap the McMahon/HHH drama up to this point.
It's time for the Jericho/Punk contract signing for Payback. Heyman is representing Punk here as you would expect. They sit at the table with Heyman listing off Punk's accomplishments before Jericho cuts him off and finishes the list for him. Heyman signs and wants Jericho to sign so he can come to Chicago and be booed, heckled, and hated by fans that worship Punk because Punk is the real best in the world.
Jericho says maybe we should move the match to Summerslam in Los Angeles or to Madison Square Garden. Heyman says no so Jericho suggests right here in Hartford. Heyman says no to that so Jericho signs for Chicago. However he isn't sure where we should file the contract. Jericho tells Heyman to stand up and open his jacket before filing the contract in Heyman's pants.
Kaitlyn/Funkadactyls vs. AJ Lee/Bella Twins
Kaitlyn and AJ start things off. AJ backs into the corner and elbows both dancing chicks before bringing in Brie. Off to Naomi for the Rear View and a rolling senton from Cameron for two. Naomi hits the ropes with a crossbody and the Bellas take over on her arm. Nikki stays on the arm until Naomi slugs her down and brings in Kaitlyn. The reverse DDT only gets one on Nikki but AJ drops to the floor instead of tagging. The spear finishes Nikki at 4:32.
Kane can't talk Bryan out of facing Ryback tonight. Bryan tells Kane to stay in the back too. Kane says he's leaving and to call when Bryan has found his mind.
Video on the Wyatt Family, talking about monsters being real.
Daniel Bryan vs. Ryback
Bryan pounds away to start but gets slammed into the corner. A boot to the chest puts Bryan down but a splash hits knees. Ryback pounds him down some more, only to be pulled into a half crab by Bryan. Daniel hooks a kind of Indian deathlock and pounds Ryback's face to fire up the crowd. The moonsault out of the corner has Ryback even more confused but he clotheslines Bryan to the floor as we take a break.
Back with Bryan being slammed into the corner again so Ryback can stomp his chest. Off to a chinlock for a bit but Ryback misses a charge into the corner and hits the post. Bryan fires off some dropkicks for two but Ryback easily kicks out. A missile dropkick sets up a VERY long swan dive for two more. Bryan fires off the kicks but gets caught in a wicked powerbomb.
Ryback goes for another powerbomb but gets caught in the NO Lock out of nowhere. He makes the rope after a VERY long time in the hold and falls out to the floor but Bryan can't follow up. The suicide dive is caught with Bryan being sent into the announce table. Ryback rams him spine first into the post over and over, knocking Bryan out cold. Instead of covering though, Ryback powerbombs him through a table for the DQ at 15:06.
Post match Ryback loads up another table but Cena makes the save. Axel comes out for the main event as we take a break.
John Cena vs. Curtis Axel
No DQ. Cena starts fast but Heyman trips him up, allowing Axel to take over. The Hennig neck snap puts Cena down and Axel demands a chair. As you would guess it winds up hitting Axel in the back and we head to the outside. Cena loads up the announce table but has to stop for the sake of the count. Back inside and Axel gets in a chair shot to Cena's ribs and back outside we go. Another chair shot misses Cena and two more miss inside until Cena dropkicks the chair into his face for two.
Cena wedges the chair between the top and middle ropes but gets clotheslined in the back of his head to give Axel control again. Cena comes back with his finishing sequence, only to miss a charge into the corner and crash into the chair. He just beats the count back in but gets beaten down by a bunch of chair shots from Axel. The McGillicutter onto the chair gets two but the PerfectPlex is countered into the STF.
Axel can't make the rope, but Heyman hands Axel an iPad to blast Cena in the head to break the hold. They head outside again but Heyman distracts Cena long enough to break up the AA. Cue Ryback to beat Cena down and drive him through the table set up earlier for the countout win for Axel at 13:00.
Results
Shield b. HELL NO/Randy Orton – Bulldog Driver to Bryan
Usos b. Prime Time Players – Superfly Splash to Young
Alberto Del Rio b. Big E. Langston – Cradle
Sheamus b. Cody Rhodes – Brogue Kick
Fandango vs. Great Khali went to a no contest
The Miz b. Wade Barrett – Figure Four
Kaitlyn/Funkadactyls b. AJ Lee/Bella Twins – Spear to Nikki Bella
Daniel Bryan b. Ryback via DQ – Ryback powerbombed Bryan through a table
Curtis Axel b. John Cena via countout
Tuesday
Todd Keneley is out of the TNA announcers' booth.
Raw got a 2.66, down from last week and again the lowest rating of the year.
Wednesday
Douglas Williams has been released as well.
NXT
Date: June 5, 2013
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Tom Phillips, Brad Maddox
We have a new #1 contender after Bo Dallas won the battle royal last week, earning him a shot at Big E. Langston's NXT Title. On top of that we've got Corey Graves/Kassius Ohno continuing their feud with the Wyatt Family. The big story tonight though is the beginning of the NXT Women's Title Tournament to crown the first champion. Let's get to it.
Welcome Home.
Here's Jim Ross to host the contract signing between Langston and Dallas. Both guys come out as we see some exclusive footage of them staring each other down after the battle royal last week. Langston is in street clothes which don't quite suit him. Big E. signs but Dallas has something to say. He didn't like Langston looking down at him last week like a joke. Since Langston won the NXT Title, he's moved on to bigger and better things like hanging out with Dolph Ziggler and debuting at Wrestlemania.
Dallas thinks he should be doing those kinds of things but he isn't because he's not NXT Champion. He needs to be champion and is about to sign a contract that could change his life. All he needs are three seconds to change his life and make history. Dallas goes to sign but Langston says Dallas isn't a joke. Langston started to respect Dallas when he fought Big Show, even though he got knocked out.
Dallas wants to be like Langston but Bo is a geek who probably lives at home with his mama and never stops smiling no matter what he's doing. Bo was talking about three seconds, but Langston will crush his dreams in five. Dallas signs and walks away. Great stuff here from Langston but Dallas continues to look and sound like nothing special.
Corey Graves says his match tonight isn't just about winning the tag titles but about taking the Wyatt Family down. Bray Wyatt likes to play mind games, but in Graves' mind, they're not playing games. Graves says he doesn't like Ohno and doesn't care what Kassius does in the match tonight.
NXT Women's Title Tournament First Round: Tamina vs. Paige
I really like the look of the new belt as it's very basic but classy looking. The centerpiece if oval shaped with the letters NXT in the middle and side plates coming off the centerpiece. Tamina shoves the much smaller Paige down with ease and chokes her down in the corner. A hair toss sends Paige flying and it's off to a chinlock.
A knee drop gets two for Tamina and it's back to the chinlock. Tamina slams her down for two more and it's off to chinlock number three in a three and a half minute match. Paige fires back with some elbows in the corner but Tamina hits a superkick to drop Paige again. The Superfly Splash hits Paige's knees, giving her a rollup to pin Tamina at 4:20.
Kassius Ohno says his plan of attack is to attack. He's bringing mayhem at the Wyatt Family fortress to get at Bray himself. Kassius doesn't care what happens to Graves because Graves has proven he can't handle three monsters by himself before. Tonight, it's a war.
Colin Cassidy vs. Mason Ryan
Colin is a big guy who probably stands close to 7'0 tall. Cassidy pounds away at Ryan but is taken down by a single punch. Mason pounds away in the corner with right hands and a few headbutts before the Torture Rack neckbreaker ends Cassidy at 2:00.
Sami Zayn says it was a big deal to beat a WWE Tag Team and US Champion on the same night and maybe he could do it again. Cesaro comes up and says that was a cheap win. Zayn says that the only cheap thing that night was the cheap shot from Cesaro after the match. Cesaro wants a rematch and Zayn is up for it, as long as Cesaro tells him where he got his sweet man purse. The brawl is on but referees quickly break it up.
Alex Riley vs. Conor O'Brian
Conor easily runs Alex over a few times to start before throwing him into a headlock. Riley fights up but his chops get him nowhere. A dropkick puts O'Brian down and a top rope clothesline gets two but Alex gets caught by a splash in the corner. O'Brian flapjacks him down and puts Alex in the Stockade, a kind of seated Octopus Hold for the submission at 2:12. Riley looked good while getting squashed.
Tag Titles: Kassius Ohno/Corey Graves vs. Wyatt Family
Wyatt says he isn't afraid of snakes or disease or fire. He's only afraid of himself but the two guys in the ring aren't scared enough of him. His name is Bray Wyatt and he is the eater of worlds. The men behind him are his brothers but tonight they're going to give him an introduction of their own. Ohno starts with Rowan and puts on a cravate to take over. Erick can't even slam his way out of the hold so he throws Kassius into the corner instead.
Off to Graves vs. Harper with Luke carrying him to a neutral corner like a rag doll. Why you would carry a rag doll to a neutral corner is beyond me but it's not the best simile in the world. Graves armdrags his way out of a hiptoss before it's back to Ohno to crank on Luke's arm. It's back to Rowan as we take a break. Back with Rowan holding Kassiuh in a cobra clutch before it's back to Harper who gets two off an uppercut. Ohno escapes a powerslam by Erick and takes him down with a jawbreaker.
The hot tag brings in Graves to take out Rowan's leg with a chop block but a Harper distraction prevents the 13th Step from going on. Luke kicks Graves in the head to give Erick a two count before dropping a knee for two of his own. The Family keeps tagging in and out with Rowan getting two off a backbreaker. Off to an over the shoulder backbreaker for good measure (Maddox: “He's going to break his back!” The name fits the move if nothing else) before it's back to Harper who says yeah yeah yeah a lot.
Graves counters a suplex into a small package for two and a crucifix gets the same. Harper has a powerbomb countered with a backdrop and it's off to Ohno to clean house. Ohno hits a series of forearms to Harper and gets two off a senton. A Bray Wyatt distraction doesn't do his Family much good as Ohno hits a rolling headbutt for two. A clothesline from Graves sends both he and Rowan to the floor but the distraction allows Wyatt to blast Ohno in the head. Graves takes out Bray but Harper pins Kassius to retain at 10:00 shown of 13:00.
Results
Paige b. Tamina – Rollup
Mason Ryan b. Colin Cassidy – Torture Rack Neckbreaker
Conor O'Brian b. Alex Riley – Stockade
Wyatt Family b. Kassius Ohno/Corey Graves – Rollup to Ohno after interference from Bray Wyatt
Thursday
Impact Wrestling
Date: June 6, 2013
Location: Gwinett Arena, Duluth, Georgia
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Tazz
We're past Slammiversary now which means we have four and a half months before we get to Bound For Glory. The main story from Slammiversary is Ray retained the title with help from Aces and 8's while Sting received no help at all. Tonight we're likely to kick off the Bound for Glory Series which is a four month long competition to determine the #1 contender for the world title at the biggest show of the year. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the end of Slammiversary's main event with Ray hitting Sting in the head with a hammer to retain.
Here's the world champion to open things up. Ray gets in Tenay's face to talk trash about Sting with Tenay whining back at him about all the cheating. Ray talks about the fans being happy to see him because he's from New York City and he's the guy who beat Sting at Slammiversary. Sting hasn't had good luck at Slammiversary as he was jumped last year at the show after the PPV. Then on Sunday, Ray beat Sting single handedly, which means Sting might retire.
Ray talks about beating all of TNA's heroes and leaving no one left standing, meaning he should be in the Hall of Fame. Instead of getting Dixie like he wanted, Ray gets Hogan instead. Hulk talks about Ray beating Sting with the help of the Aces, but now he heard Ray say there's no competition left. Hogan thinks there's competition left and we'll find out who that might be next week on the BFG Series Selection Show.
After a cheap pop (Hogan's words) for mentioning Atlanta, Hogan announces Ray vs. Jeff Hardy for later tonight. Ray protests so Hogan makes it a ladder match for good measure. There's going to be a hammer hanging above the ring as well and whoever gets to it first can use it. I guess that means you win by pin?
Video on the BFG Series.
Chavo and Hernandez say they're friends but it's every man for himself in the BFG Series.
Bound for Glory Series Qualifying Match: Chavo Guerrero vs. Hernandez
Hernandez runs him over to start so Chavo tries to go after the arm. Chavo dropkicks him down for two and stays on the arm, only to be slammed down with ease. Hernandez misses a splash so Chavo hooks another armbar, only to have Hernandez easily lift him up. SuperMex throws Chavo down with a suplex followed by the over the shoulder backbreaker to put the smaller guy in trouble. A corner splash misses and Chavo hits a pair of suplexes, only to have the frog splash hit knees. The Border Toss is countered into a sunset flip but Hernandez counters into a rollup for the pin at 4:56.
Rampage is here.
Here's D-Von with something to say. He wants Abyss to come out here and give him back the stolen TV Title. Instead D-Von gets Joseph Park who claims that D-Von robbed him on Sunday. Park says he's going to do what he should have done on Sunday and takes D-Von down to pound away. D-Von comes back with right hands and sends Park into the post. He loads up a chair shot but gets cut off by Abyss' music. There's no Abyss so D-Von says he's coming to find him. Park gets up and sees blood coming from his mouth. Joseph goes into Abyss mode and breathes a lot as we go to a break.
Here's Robbie E claiming to be the MVP of the last two BFG Series. Last year he beat Jeff Hardy and got five points bro. Robbie doesn't care who his opponent will be for the qualifying match tonight.
Bound for Glory Series Qualifying Match: Samoa Joe vs. Robbie E
Joe runs him over to start and pounds Robbie down like he's not even there. Robbie gets in a single shot but misses a cross body, setting up the Muscle Buster and the Koquina Clutch for the tap out at 1:40.
Mickie James comes up to Velvet in the back to schill the new Impact Wrestling scratch off lottery ticket. Mickie makes excuses for why she can't defend the title against Velvet tonight, claiming she has to defend the title against someone Velvet overlooked as champion.
We get the Kurt Angle HOF video.
Here's Rampage Jackson in the arena for his big debut. Jackson talks about being a wrestling fan growing up and saying he needs to beat the best in order to be the best. This brings out Kurt Angle to say that if Rampage wants to be the best, he'll have to go through Angle. Short and sweet.
Ray and Anderson are in the back and wondering where D'Lo has been. Anderson mentions that the VP spot is now opens but Ray wants to talk about the ladder match tonight. He doesn't know why he has to climb a ladder to blast Jeff Hardy in the head with a hammer again. Anderson thinks Hogan doesn't like Jeff but Ray wants to know why the Aces aren't in the BFG Series. Anderson asks if Ray wants help in the ladder match tonight. Ray says a good VP would know what call to make.
Austin Aries/Bobby Roode/Kenny King vs. Chris Sabin/Gunner/James Storm
Sabin starts with an armdrag to take King down before sending him into the champions' corner. Everything breaks down in a hurry with Roode and company bailing to the floor. Sabin dives on all three of them at once to fire up the crowd. Back in and Roode suplexes Sabin down before getting two off a knee drop. Off to Storm for a Beer Money reunion with James cleaning house until Roode clotheslines him down to take over. Aries comes in with a slingshot splash for two.
King hits a slingshot legdrop for two of his own before it's back to Roode for some double teaming. Storm sends Aries into Roode to get himself a breather and the hot tag off to the hometown boy Gunner. Everything breaks down and Roode hits the spinebuster on Gunner to take him down. Aries loads up the suicide dive but gets kicked in the head by Sabin. All Hail Sabin (the name for that piledriver kind of move Sabin has been using) pins King at 6:39.
D-Von and Knux jump someone in the back, presumably Joseph Park.
Brooke Hogan congratulates Taryn on her win Sunday but won't talk about her feelings for Bully.
Mickie James vs. Taeler Hendrix
Taeler takes her down with a wristdrag to start but Mickie seems amused. She even applauds Taeler before running her over. Taeler Matrixes away and dropkicks Mickie down for two. Hendrix kicks Mickie in the knee, sending Mickie begging to ODB for mercy. Of course she's playing possum and kicks Taeler's head off for the pin at 3:45.
Someone attacks Knux in the back. It's Abyss of course and D-Von is attacked as well.
We look at the card for next week and Angle vs. Jackson from earlier.
Bully Ray vs. Jeff Hardy
Non-title hammer above the ring ladder match here. Jeff dives on Ray during the champ's entrance before taking him inside for some right hands in the corner. Back to the floor with Hardy diving off the apron to take the champ out before bringing out the ladder. We come back from a break with Ray splashing Jeff in the corner and posing a bit. Ray drops the ladder on Hardy before dropping an elbow for good measure.
A big boot stops a Hardy comeback attempt and the champ mocks Hogan. Jeff blocks the Bully Bomb and DDTs Ray down but can't follow up. Back up and they slug it out with Jeff taking over. An atomic drop sets up the legdrop between the legs and the seated dropkick for good measure. Jeff goes up but jumps down before Ray can shove him off. Ray is sent into the corner where Jeff dropkicks the ladder into the champ's crotch. Fans: “NO MORE BABIES!”
Jeff goes up but gets shoved into the top rope by the champ. Ray: “TAZ! MY BALLS!” Hardy comes back with a clothesline but gets shoved into the corner after he tries to climb again. The Whisper in the Wind puts Ray down but he gets up in time to pull the ladder out again, sending Hardy crashing to the mat.
Ray goes up and retrieves the ladder despite still feeling the effects of the low blow earlier. Jeff avoids the hammer shot and hits a Twisting Stunner to get the hammer for himself. Hardy misses a few swings of his own and Ray runs off to end the show. Jeff falls down on the ramp and is holding his hip or back. The match just ends at around 16:00.
Hardy is helped out by a referee and is holding his hip.
Ray wants his belt in the back but Hulk is sneaking up on him with a hammer. Brooke shouts at him to stop and Ray escapes to end the show.
Results
Hernandez b. Chavo Guerrero – Rollup
Samoa Joe b. Robbie E – Koquina Clutch
Chris Sabin/James Storm/Gunner b. Kenny King/Austin Aries/Bobby Roode – All Hail Sabin to King
Mickie James b. Taeler Hendrix – Spinning kick to the head
Bully Ray vs. Jeff Hardy went to a no contest
Friday
Impact got a .9, up slightly from last week.
Smackdown
Date: June 7, 2013
Location: Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum, Uniondale, New York
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield
We're coming up on Payback with the big story at the moment being the rise of Daniel Bryan. Since HELL NO lost the tag titles Bryan has been on a rampage to prove that he isn't the weak link, which has provided some very entertaining moments from him in the past few weeks. Other than that we have Orton teaming up with whomever he can find to fight the Shield. Let's get to it.
The opening recap is a video of the contract signing for Jericho vs. Punk at Payback. We also see Bryan yelling at Orton about not being the weak link.
We open the show with MizTV with guests Randy Orton and HELL NO. Bryan thanks Kane for being the best partner he could ask for and not helping him in the match against Ryback on Raw. Miz talks about Bryan cleaning house of the Shield last week and we get a loud YES chant. Bryan thinks people still look at him like a goat faced vegan troll so Orton and Kane think that Bryan's head is a bit messed up.
Kane insists that everyone respects Bryan although Orton is getting tired of Bryan whining about respect. Bryan blames Orton for the loss to the Shield on Monday, so Orton says we're back in crazy town. Kane tries to get Bryan out of there but Bryan yells that Kane should have his back. Kane says he always has Bryan's back but he's tired of Bryan not trusting him.
Bryan wants to know why he should trust Kane. That's a good question given Kane's history. He also wants to know why Kane doesn't come to his aid more often and thinks Kane is only teaming with him because there's no one better for Kane to hook up with. Kane bails and Miz thinks we just saw the breakup of HELL NO. Bryan says yeah we did but NO he is not to blame for this. Teddy Long comes out and makes Orton/Bryan vs. Shield for later. Pretty solid opening segment actually.
Chris Jericho vs. Curtis Axel
On the way to the ring, Heyman brags about Axel beating HHH and Cena twice with Axel saying that Jericho will learn what it means to be perfect. Paul jumps in on commentary as the guys in the ring run the ropes a bit. Jericho takes him down with a dropkick and chops away at the chest. They head to the floor with Jericho ramming Axel into the announce table before heading back inside. We take a break and come back with Axel chopping Jericho for two and hitting the Hennig Necksnap for two more.
Axel hooks the chinlock as Heyman guarantees that Punk will be in Chicago for Payback. Jericho elbows his way out of the hold and drops him with a top rope ax handle. Axel kicks out of the Walls but Jericho takes him down with a quick bulldog. The Lionsault misses and Curtis hits the McGillicutter for two.
Jericho gets up an elbow in the corner and hits a top rope cross body for two of his own. The Walls go on this time but Axel gets to the ropes before too much damage can be done. Jericho dropkicks him to the floor so Heyman shouts IT'S CLOBBERIN TIME! Punk's music hits and the arena explodes, but it's a ploy allowing Axel to roll Jericho up for the pin at 7:05 shown of 10:35.
Post match Jericho charges back into the ring and hits Axel with a Codebreaker.
Ryback comes up to Kane and brags about beating Bryan last week. A match is made for later tonight. Ryback says he rules, but Kane says he's tombstoned a priest and buried his brother alive, so the rules don't apply to him.
The Wyatt Family is coming.
Video from Raw on the McMahon family drama with Vince and Stephanie trying to talk HHH out of fighting anymore.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Heath Slater
Well at least it's not Langston. All three members of the Band jump Del Rio but he fires off kicks to throw them out. There's the armbreaker on Slater but I don't think the bell ever rang to start the match. Del Rio and Ricardo clear the ring with Ricardo hitting a dive off the top to take out Mahal and McIntyre.
With Alberto still in the ring, Ziggler pops up on screen and says he'll be back on Monday.
Ryback vs. Kane
Ryback shoves him into the corner to start and tells Kane to do something about it. Kane comes back with an uppercut but Ryback runs him over with a shoulder block. Kane clotheslines him down and hits the low dropkick for a quick one count. Ryback comes back with a gorilla press in a very impressive display of strength. Kane no sells a kick to the chest but can't chokeslam him down. The side slam gets two for Kane and a clothesline puts Ryback on the floor.
They head outside with Kane being pulled into the barricade with Ryback ramming the masked head into said barricade over and over. It's table time but Kane comes back with uppercuts to slow Ryback down. Back inside and the top rope clothesline misses but Ryback takes too long walking around and Kane hits the chokeslam for two. Now Kane gets the table but Ryback rakes him in the eye and powerbombs Kane through the table for the DQ at 5:45.
Here's Sandow to talk about the mental challenges he's been giving Sheamus lately. Sandow insults the people of Long Island, saying that they're a bunch of checker minded people living in a chess world. The only thing that can match Sandow's intellect is a supercomputer, so meet Deep Blue, a computer which won a major chess match several years back. The computer tries to talk but is quickly silenced by Sandow. Damien is going to recreate the chess match against Kasparov (one of the best chess champions ever) right here for us tonight, as long as there is SILENCE!
The computer compliments Sandow for his opening move but Sheamus interrupts the game. Sheamus says he's going to interrupt the chess match (Sandow: “That is obvious. Baby steps Sheamus, baby steps!”
and thinks he can beat Deep Blue in one move. Sheamus can't figure out what move to make so he Brogue Kicks the computer. Damien gets in a cheap shot and actually lays Sheamus out before sending him into the computer's table. He rams Sheamus' head into the table over and over and stands tall. I still don't get why they're wasting Sheamus in this feud.Fandango vs. Zack Ryder
Miz is on commentary. The triple threat title match is announced for Payback with Wade Barrett defending against Miz and Fandango. The place goes NUTS for Ryder who is growing his hair out for the first time in years. Fandango pounds Ryder down to start and hits a hard European uppercut. Miz says Skittles Boy needs to quit looking at him before he makes Fandango taste the rainbow of a Skull Crushing Finale. Ryder comes back with a middle rope dropkick and the Broski Boot for two. The Rough Ryder is countered into a powerbomb and the guillotine legdrop gives Fandango the pin at 2:17.
Miz and Fandango stare each other down.
Video on Ryback destroying Bryan and Cena from Raw.
Kaitlyn and Natalya are in the back. The secret admirer are going to show up on Raw but Natalya isn't as happy as Kaitlyn thinks she should be. The meeting should be private instead of on national television because the guy could be a creep. Kaitlyn thinks if he was a creep, he would be texting Natalya instead of her.
Seth Rollins/Roman Reigns vs. Daniel Bryan/Randy Orton
Non-title again here. Daniel's arm is taped up after the attack on Raw. Bryan starts with Rollins and fires off those hard kicks to the chest. Off to the surfboard with the double stomps to the back of Rollins' legs to keep Seth down. Bryan cranks on the arm and drives some knees into Rollins' ribs for extra damage. Rollins fights up and brings in Reigns to pound on Bryan in the corner. Reigns whips Rollins into Bryan for a splash and clotheslines Daniel down for two.
Roman hooks a headlock as Seth talks trash from the apron. Bryan fights up but is almost immediately stomped down in the corner to stop his momentum. Reigns misses a charge into the corner and it's hot tag to Orton for some house cleaning. The Elevated DDT hits Rollins and Shield bails to the floor as we take a break. Back with Rollins taking Randy down before bringing Reigns back in for a chinlock.
Orton quickly fights up with a belly to back suplex but Rollins breaks up the tag to Bryan. Reigns is quickly back in but misses a charge into the corner, allowing for the hot tag to Bryan. Daniel comes in with a double dropkick off the top before kicking both guys in the chest for two. Reigns is sent to the floor and Bryan backflips over Rollins to hit a German suplex.
Shield heads to the floor and the FLYING GOAT takes them both down. Back in and the flying headbutt gets two on Seth. The RKO takes Reigns down but Bryan accidentally dropkicks Orton in the corner. There's the NO Lock on Rollins but Ambrose runs in for the DQ at 9:00 shown of 12:30.
Post match Orton hits the RKO on Bryan, likely setting up a Payback match.
Results
Curtis Axel b. Chris Jericho – Rollup
Kane b. Ryback via DQ when Ryback powerbombed Kane through a table
Fandango b. Zack Ryder – Guillotine Legdrop
Daniel Bryan/Randy Orton b. Roman Reigns/Seth Rollins via DQ when Dean Ambrose interfered
Saturday
Nothing.
Sunday
Nothing again.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Shield b. HELL NO/Randy Orton – Bulldog Driver to Bryan
Usos b. Prime Time Players – Superfly Splash to Young
Alberto Del Rio b. Big E. Langston – Cradle
Sheamus b. Cody Rhodes – Brogue Kick
Fandango vs. Great Khali went to a no contest
The Miz b. Wade Barrett – Figure Four
Kaitlyn/Funkadactyls b. AJ Lee/Bella Twins – Spear to Nikki Bella
Daniel Bryan b. Ryback via DQ – Ryback powerbombed Bryan through a table
Curtis Axel b. John Cena via countout
NXT
Paige b. Tamina – Rollup
Mason Ryan b. Colin Cassidy – Torture Rack Neckbreaker
Conor O'Brian b. Alex Riley – Stockade
Wyatt Family b. Kassius Ohno/Corey Graves – Rollup to Ohno after interference from Bray Wyatt
Impact Wrestling
Hernandez b. Chavo Guerrero – Rollup
Samoa Joe b. Robbie E – Koquina Clutch
Chris Sabin/James Storm/Gunner b. Kenny King/Austin Aries/Bobby Roode – All Hail Sabin to King
Mickie James b. Taeler Hendrix – Spinning kick to the head
Bully Ray vs. Jeff Hardy went to a no contest
Smackdown
Curtis Axel b. Chris Jericho – Rollup
Kane b. Ryback via DQ when Ryback powerbombed Kane through a table
Fandango b. Zack Ryder – Guillotine Legdrop
Daniel Bryan/Randy Orton b. Roman Reigns/Seth Rollins via DQ when Dean Ambrose interfered