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Monday
Smackdown got a 1.8, significantly down from last week.
Monday Night Raw
Date: March 18, 2013
Location: CONSOL Energy Center, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Commentators: Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler
We're another week closer to Wrestlemania and the main story tonight is that HHH is going to answer Brock Lesnar's challenge for Wrestlemania and we'll likely hear the stipulations that Lesnar has picked for the match. We'll also likely get some changes to the six man tag that was set up on Smackdown due to Mark Henry attacking Ryback on Friday. Let's get to it.
We open with the usual recap of last week's events.
Here's Cena in a bright yellow shirt that makes him look like a bowl of corn. The fans are mixed on booing and cheering of course so Cena says that they have 20 days to pick a side. He has a message for Rock tonight though: his time is up and Cena's time is now. Since the beginning of this year Cena has been on a roll and he isn't going to let himself be overconfident going into Wrestlemania. Cena is interrupted by.....the Primetime Players.
Titus however is in coveralls and a big afro wig, calling himself Rufus "Pancake" Patterson and claiming to be Titus' uncle. Cena says that Pittsburgh has some great doctors that can fix Titus' multiple personalities. The Players do the Millions of Dollars dance with "Rufus" hurting his back because his gout is flaring up. Cena says he might see them at Wrestlemania but Titus says the fans don't want to see him at Wrestlemania. Apparently Rufus is Darren's uncle, not Titus'. He says that Darren should be on the Cocoa Pebbles box and is going to beat Cena up to prove it. Cena says ok and the match is on.
Darren Young vs. John Cena
Cena bulldogs Young down and tries the STF but Darren bails to the floor as we take a break. Back with Cena hitting his shoulder blocks and the ProtoBomb to set up the Shuffle and the AA for the pin at 4:16, about 3:30 of which was spent in a commercial.
Undertaker is here tonight.
We recap Mark Henry allowing Ryback to be attacked by Shield and then laying him out with World's Strongest Slams.
Ryback vs. David Otunga
Otunga is powered into the corner to start and there's a spinning powerslam for good measure. A spinebuster puts Otunga down and there's the Meat Hook. Otunga is Shell Shocked for the pin at 1:37.
Post match Ryback says Orton, Sheamus and himself will be taking out the Shield at Wrestlemania. Here's Mark Henry though, only to have Teddy Long and Vickie Guerrero to stop him. Vickie takes Ryback out of the six man and puts him in a match against Henry at Wrestlemania instead. Ryback responds by picking Otunga up for the Shell Shock and saying this is Henry. Apparently the match is accepted.
Fandango debuts tonight. I'm sure.
Fandango vs. Great Khali
Fandango has a big arch of banners to walk through now and actually makes it to the ring. He also has an outline of his silhouette make of what looks like birthday candles. Ok he had a cool entrance. This is a result of Khali not being able to pronounce Fandango's name on Smackdown. Before the match, Fandango calls Khali Stretch and says Khali is to stupid to pronounce Fandango correctly. Instead Natalya will get to try, after Fandango hits on her a bit. Natalya seems impressed by the dancer but pronounces the name as “Fan-DANG-Go-get-him-Khali”. Fandango runs away and there' still no match.
R-Truth vs. Damien Sandow
Truth is returning from an injury here. Sandow quotes Thoreau who once said he wanted truth. Apparently the R here stands for repugnant. Truth says “Your beard is weird, and you talk a lot. I got four sweet words for you: you gonna get got.” Apparently Sandow is a Kentucky Colonel (a title given to people who do good work for Kentucky). Ok then. Truth gets two off a sunset flip but Sandow stomps Truth down and tells us we're welcome.
Off to a chinlock by Damien as Cole and Lawler get into a bizarre political tangent after saying Sandow's family advises President Obama. Sandow hits the Wind-Up Elbow as Cole says Latin has been en vogue this week because of a new Pope. Truth comes back with a flying headscissors and a kick to the chin for two. Lawler actually makes a Manti Te'o joke because WWE's writers are that far behind the times. Truth hits his ax kick and Sandow walks out for the countout at 3:41.
We recap Punk stealing Undertaker's urn last week during the tribute to Paul Bearer.
Here's Undertaker to say that Punk has one chance to save his soul and that's if he gives the urn back right now. Punk pops up on screen and pretends to be the urn talking in Bearer's voice. Punk says Bearer's loss was a professional and personal one as well. Apparently Bearer's spirit is in the urn. Punk implies he'll get Undertaker disqualified or counted out to break the Streak.
Punk is juggling the urn as he talks about Undertaker answering to a higher power, but Punk doesn't do so because he IS the higher power. He talks about being able to break the Streak because he can handle the pressure. Punk looks at the urn and says he's the one that ends the Streak. He's the one in 21 and he drops the urn. No disrespect intended by Punk of course. This felt like it ended abruptly.
HELL NO vs. Primo/Epico
Non-title as always. Kane pounds on Epico to start and he's ticked off here. Off to Bryan with Epico on the floor but Primo jumps Daniel to take over. A SWEET spinning sunset flip off the top takes Bryan down but he rolls through and kicks Primo in the face for two. Off to Epico who is caught in an armbar almost immediately. Primo distracts Bryan to let Epico take over again. The cousins take turns on Bryan in the corner with Epico getting two off a slingshot hilo.
Off to a bow and arrow hold by Epico before Primo takes over with a shot to Bryan's back and a chinlock. Bryan sends Primo down to the match by rolling through and it's off to Kane to clean house. A side slam puts Primo down and there's the top rope clothesline to put Primo down. Kane loads up the chokeslam but here's AJ to skip around the ring. Primo tries a rollup but can only get two. Bryan dropkicks Primo and the chokeslam ends Epico at 6:08.
Jericho is in the back talking about how he's going to win the title tonight when Fandango comes up to say his name over and over again. Jericho pronounces it as Fandumbo and Fanjango and a few other things like Fan-Wango-Tango and Fan-B-I-N-G-O-and Bingo was his name-o-O. Fandango says Jericho will learn to pronounce the name properly. Jericho says he wants his movie tickets before Fandango leaves.
We hear about Alicia Fox and Natalya going to Rwanda on a charity/goodwill trip regarding malaria nets.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Cody Rhodes
Del Rio has a remixed entrance theme now. We get a clip of Del Rio's left knee being hit by Swagger on Main Event. That would of course explain why his right knee is bandaged. A quick rollup gets two for Del Rio but Cody takes him down into a headscissors on the mat. Back up and Del Rio misses a charge into the post, messing up his shoulder. By WWE logic, I guess that means he'll be holding his nose now. Del Rio comes back with a snapmare and a kick to Cody's leg to send him to the floor as we take a break.
Back with Cody stomping away in the corner but getting slammed down a few seconds later. Del Rio tries his middle rope moonsault but tweaks the knee on the way down. Cody works on the left leg now to make it a matched set before going for a superplex, only to have the champion counter into a front suplex off the top for two. Del Rio fires off some clotheslines and the low superkick for two. Cody pops up and hits a moonsault press for two as a USA chant breaks out. Del Rio fires off some shots the back and gets two off a backstabber. The cross armbreaker ends this at 12:39.
Post match here's Jack Swagger to beat on Del Rio but Alberto sends him into the barricade. Alberto goes after Colter but Swagger comes back and sends Del Rio into the steps and over the announce table. Swagger beats up Ricardo and puts him in the Patriot Lock for good measure. Ricardo screams a lot so maybe his ankle was broken.
Booker T is announced for the Hall of Fame.
Randy Orton/Sheamus vs. 3MB
Apparently Ricardo does have a broken ankle. It's McIntyre and Slater here with Drew pounding away on Sheamus to start before it's quickly off to Orton for some right hands. There are the ten forearms to the chest by Sheamus for two but a Mahal distraction lets Drew clothesline Sheamus down to take over. Sheamus comes back a few seconds later with an ax handle before it's back to Orton. There are the powerslam and the Elevated DDT to Slater. A Brogue Kick puts McIntyre down and it's the RKO to Slater for the pin at 3:43.
Shield comes out but so does Big Show to even the odds, sending the justice guys running away. Big Show points at the sign and I believe we've got a six man tag.
We get a trailer for G.I. Joe II.
Kofi Kingston vs. Dolph Ziggler
During the entrances we see Ziggler and Langston beating up HELL NO on Smackdown. Kofi starts with a quick armbar and some nice armdrags into another armbar. Back up and Kofi does his double leapfrogs into the back elbow for two. Dolph dropkicks Kingston down for two before hooking his headstand chinlock.
Kingston escapes and fires off some dropkicks of his own before hitting a spinning springboard frog splash for two. Trouble in Paradise is caught in a reverse slam but Kingston escapes and goes to the apron. Kingston runs the apron and dives at Dolph but gets knocked out of the air by Langston. Back in the ring the Zig Zag ends Kofi at 4:38.
Post match here's HELL NO to challenge Langston and Ziggler for a match at Wrestlemania. AJ accepts for her guys if the titles are on the line. Bryan is cool with that and it's YES chant time.
We recap the Punk/Taker stuff from earlier.
Long video on Rock vs. Cena II which is about redemption vs. greatness again.
Intercontinental Title: The Miz vs. Wade Barrett vs. Chris Jericho
Barrett is challenging here and goes after Jericho to start. Make that Miz actually but Jericho jumps Barrett and gets two off a clothesline. Miz is knocked to the floor and is quickly followed by Barrett, allowing the Canadian to dive on both of them. The fans chant for Jericho as he hits a dropkick for two on Wade back inside.
Miz pulls Jericho to the floor and gets two off a sunset flip on Barrett. The running corner clothesline staggers Wade again but he comes back by putting Miz on the top rope and hitting a knee to the ribs. The champion loads up a superplex but Jericho comes in to make it a Tower of Doom to put all three guys down as we take a break. Back with Barrett hitting a knee to Jericho's ribs for two as Miz is down on the floor.
The champion puts on a chinlock for a few seconds before Jericho fights up and gets two off a top rope cross body. Miz breaks up the Lionsault though and hits his top rope ax handle to stagger Wade but he walks into the Winds of Change for two. Wasteland is escaped and Miz takes out Barrett's leg. There's the Figure Four but Jericho hits the Lionsault on Miz for a close two.
Barrett is put in the Walls but Miz comes back in, only to not be able to hook the Finale. Both guys backdrops Barrett to the floor and Jericho gets a VERY close two on Miz with a rollup. The Codebreaker puts Miz down but Chris can't cover. Instead Barrett comes in and shoves Jericho out before covering Miz for two more. Jericho throws Barrett into the barricade and gets two on Miz. A quick DDT gets another near fall for Miz as does a big boot after Miz throws a charging Barrett back to the floor. Jericho grabs a fast rollup for two but jumps into the Finale, only to have Wade roll up Miz for the pin to retain at 12:20.
We look at the premiere party for The Call.
Since this show isn't long enough already, here are Touts from the fans about what fans think the stipulations for Lesnar vs. HHH should be.
Here's HHH to sign the contract with Lesnar. Before anything happens, here's Heyman with security around him. HHH is surprised Lesnar isn't here, but Heyman loves the idea of backing HHH into a corner. HHH can either sign the contract stips unknown or disappoint all the fans. Heyman thinks this frustrates HHH so HHH makes fun of Heyman's security. Lesnar has already signed the contract and HHH is ready to sign, but Heyman says not so fast.
First we need to see Vince getting attacked by Lesnar a few weeks back. Heyman then suggests HHH is blindfolded, but that's not good enough. Then he and Lesnar thought of HHH having his hands and ankles shackled, but that would give HHH too many excuses. Apparently Heyman got to pick the stipulations and suggested that the winner gets Stephanie. Oh wait how about the loser gets Stephanie?
That does it and HHH destroys him but has to beat up security as well. HHH puts Heyman on the table and rips his shirt open to slap his chest while Heyman screams for Brock. HHH slaps Heyman a few more times and chokes him until HHH signs the contract. Heyman is sent to the floor and has a chair thrown at him as HHH says go get the monster.
Cue Lesnar with a chair. Shouldn't he have been here like three minutes ago when Heyman was getting destroyed? HHH pulls a sledgehammer out from under the table so Heyman holds Lesnar back, saying Brock won this round. The stipulation is.....no holds barred. Well that's kind of a letdown. Oh wait it's no holds barred with HHH's career on the line. That's still a letdown.
Results
John Cena b. Darren Young – Attitude Adjustment
Ryback b. David Otunga – Shell Shock
R-Truth b. Damien Sandow via countout
HELL NO b. Primo/Epico – Chokeslam to Epico
Alberto Del Rio b. Cody Rhodes – Cross Armbreaker
Dolph Ziggler b. Kofi Kingston – Zig Zag
Wade Barrett b. The Miz and Chris Jericho – Rollup to Miz
Tuesday
Raw got a 3.1, down sharply from last week's 3.36.
Wednesday
NXT
Date: March 20, 2013
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Tony Dawson, William Regal
Last week's show was about building for the future, so hopefully we get what the stuff that was being built to this week. The main stories are the Wyatt Family vs. Bo Dallas and the tag champions and Langston vs. O'Brian which should be a good match when we get around to it. I love how they make us wait around here. It's like the old days when they didn't have PPVs every month to build to and things can flow more naturally. Let's get to it.
The opening video recaps the Family vs. Neville and Gray and sets up Neville vs. Family member Luke Harper tonight.
Justin Gabriel vs. Leo Kruger
This was set up by a Gabriel challenge last week. Feeling out process to start with both guys shoving the other into the corner. Kruger gets the first control with a headlock before Gabriel grabs one of his own. Back up and Kruger shoves him down before driving an elbow into Gabriel's neck. We take a break and come back with Leo still in control, this time via a hammerlock.
Justin fights up for a few seconds but is driven right back down by the hammerlock. He escapes again but they ram heads to put both guys down. Back up and they slug it out by exchanging forearms until Gabriel takes over with a series of right hands. A big spinebuster gets two for Kruger but as he goes for an arm hold of some kind, Gabriel suplexes him down to get a breather.
Gabriel goes to the middle rope for a kind of jumping mule kick for two followed by a HARD kick to the chest. Justin is consistently selling the arm work from earlier which is a very nice thing to see. A big spinning kick to the head of a kneeling Kruger gets another two count as does a sunset flip.
Gabriel plants him down but Leo rolls away before the 450 can be launched. Kruger goes old school villain with a thumb to the eye before draping the bad arm over the top rope. A seated armbar has Gabriel in trouble but somehow he crawls over to the ropes. Kruger hits a kind of Stroke onto the arm before putting the armbar back on and that's good enough for the tap at 9:56 shown of 13:26.
Audrey Marie says it's always the calmest before the storm because Sasha knows Audrey is gunning for her.
We recap the ending segment from Raw.
William Regal is in the ring with something to say. He calls out Kassius Ohno who comes out in a shirt which says fighting spirit. Regal says whatever their issue is, it isn't worth it because Ohno doesn't want to end up like Regal is. William offers an apology and a handshake but Ohno won't shake it. Ohno talks about growing up idolizing Regal and traveling with CM Punk to attend a camp Regal held to learn from him. During Kassius' time in Europe, Regal was a mentor to him and made sure the right people saw Ohno's footage which was his foot in the door to the WWE.
Now though, Regal is on the downside of his career and it's not a career that Kassius wants. Ohno wants to know what Regal has accomplished in this industry because he used to be an amazing villain, but now he tries to laugh with the people, but the people are really laughing at him. All anyone is going to remember is Regal bending down to kiss Vince, and that's enough for Regal to shove Ohno down.
We look at Punk and Undertaker's segment from Raw.
Bayley vs. Paige
Bayley is some new chick here apparently. Paige easily throws her down to start and gets a rollup for two. Off to an armbar by Bayley for a minute or so before Paige fights up and screams a lot. Paige whips her into the corner and trips her down so a kneeling Texas Cloverleaf can make Bayley submit at 2:23.
Post match Summer Rae runs out to the ring but Paige stares at her to send Summer backpedaling.
Adrian Neville vs. Luke Harper
We finally learn something new about the Family: Harper is from Rochester, New York. Harper lands a STIFF right hand to take over early but Neville charges right at him, only to be dropped with a hot shot for two. We take an early break and come back with Harper headbutting Neville down and crawling on the mat to hook a chinlock. A kick to the head and an elbow drop get two for Luke and it's off to an over the shoulder backbreaker.
Harper clotheslines Adrian's head off and gets five straight two counts. Luke looks to Wyatt for inspiration, allowing Neville to fire off some forearms to get himself a breather. A running forearm staggers Harper and a kick to the head from the apron staggers him a bit more. There's a missile dropkick for two but Neville has to dive on Erick Rowan who was approaching the ring. Harper heads outside as well and there's a top rope Asai Moonsault to take him down as well. Back in and a spinning DDT puts Luke down but Wyatt himself distracts Neville, allowing Harper to hit a discus lariat for the pin at 7:33 shown of 11:03.
Post match Oliver Gray comes out to save his partner which makes you wonder where he was during the match. Bo Dallas comes out to make it 3-3 and the Wyatt Family is cleared out to end the show.
Results
Leo Kruger b. Justin Gabriel – Seated Armbar
Paige b. Bayley – Kneeling Texas Cloverleaf
Luke Harper b. Adrian Neville – Discus Lariat
Thursday
Impact Wrestling
Date: March 21, 2013
Location: Sears Center Arena, Chicago, Illinois
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Tazz, Todd Keneley
After last week's dominance by Aces and 8's, tonight should be about both redemption for TNA and setting up the first challenger for Ray and the title. Unfortunately this isn't live so the reactions won't be as crisp. The main thing here though is that Aces and 8's is looking a lot better all of a sudden and hopefully they can keep that going tonight. Let's get to it.
We open with a fast paced Aces and 8's recap before we hear from Bully Ray. Tonight he's going to explain how he did what he did over the last nine months to get where we are today.
Here's Hulk on one crutch now to open the show. He talks about being around forever but never having been fooled like this before. Last week he sent the whole roster (as in like five or six guys) to fight the Aces and 8's and it was a massacre (not really). Now Hulk realizes that it's a war and he needs warriors. He calls out the four men that led the charge last week, which are Samoa Joe, Jeff Hardy, Magnus and Kurt Angle.
Hulk talks about needing the world title back and asks Jeff if he's ready to get it back. Jeff says he's ready but wants to prove it in a four way match tonight. Hogan says that's a great idea and books the match for the shot at Ray for the main event tonight.
We hear about Plan A from Bully Ray: win the Bound For Glory Series and win the world title at Bound For Glory. Aces and 8's were created for shock and awe and debuted the night the Series started. Week after week the people started asking who was behind the Aces and 8's, which is when Roode started thinking it was Storm, so Aces and 8's made him into a scapegoat. Then Ray called Roode again to have Roode cost Storm the BFG Series again. That night Hogan locked down the building, but it didn't matter because Ray lost the BFG Series final to Jeff Hardy. Therefore, Ray needed a new plan.
Tag Titles: Bobby Roode/Austin Aries vs. Hernandez/Chavo Guerrero
Roode and Aries are defending. Roode and Chavo get things going with Bobby pounding on Chavo's head and neck for early control. Off to Hernandez who uses the power game to take over before getting caught in the heel corner with some cheating. Aries chops him in the chest before bringing Roode back in, only to be double suplexed by SuperMex. Back to Chavo who dropkicks both champions to the floor as we take a break.
Back with Chavo still in trouble at the hands of both tag champions. He finally comes back with a tornado DDT though, allowing the hot tag to Hernandez. A HUGE gorilla press puts Roode down and there's a big dive off the ramp and over the top rope to take out both Aries and Roode at the same time. The challengers load up a powerbomb/top rope something combination but Aries makes the save. Chavo comes back with Three Amigos on Austin but as he loads up the Frog Splash, Christopher Daniels comes down and shoves him off the top, allowing Aries to roll up Guerrero for the pin at 11:57.
We get a video on what the X Division means. Tonight the X Division Evolution begins, meaning there will be a reemphasis on the high flying and all title defenses will be three way matches.
Kenny King is fine with the new rules and plugs TNA's sponsor in a promo.
X-Division Title: Kenny King vs. Sonjay Dutt vs. Zema Ion
Apparently if you don't get pinned or submit, you can be in the next title match. Also there's a 230lb weight limit now. Dutt takes both guys down to start and all three head to the floor. The champion runs up the apron and dives down to take out Dutt with a flip attack. Ion and King head inside and there's a running splash in the corner to Zema. Dutt is knocked off the apron but comes back in when both guys are down.
The Hindu Press is broken up by King but Ion takes the champion down with a tornado DDT. Dutt flips into the ring with a sweet hurricanrana to send Ion to the floor. Sonjay runs up to the corner and after slipping a bit, takes out both other guys with a moonsault. He hits the moonsault double stomp on Ion but King comes in with a springboard Blockbuster to pin Dutt at 4:53.
Brooke Hogan is here to do business and nothing else.
We hear more from Ray about the start of Plan B. He caused Joseph Park to get caught into the Clubhouse which got Hogan inside as well. This set up the tag match at BFG and D-Von was brought in because Hogan turned his back on D-Von. I believe that's because D-Von's contract was allowed to expire. Then Sting started to stand up for Ray and Bully had an opening. Hulk finally shook Ray's hand and it was all over. Ray intentionally got caught with Brooke and there was nothing Hulk could do at that point.
Sting goes into Hogan's office and Hogan yet again accepts no blame at all despite saying most of this was his fault. Hogan tells Sting to go stand in the rafters for years.
We recap Gail Kim vs. Taryn Terrell with Taryn snapping on Gail at the PPV. Taryn says if she gets fired then so be it because she's reached her breaking point.
Here's Taryn to say she had to retaliate against Gail for everything Gail had done for her. She's ready to accept her consequences so here's Gail. Kim says that Taryn should know better than to mess with her because Gail is the greatest Knockout of all time. She's here to watch Taryn get fired by Brooke Hogan. Brooke fires Taryn before immediately rehiring her as a Knockout, meaning Taryn can get physical. Taryn and Gail fight to the back and here's Bully to stare at Brooke.
Ray holds up his ring finger and says til death do us part so Brooke runs away.
Ray talks about forming the team by bringing in D-Von, Knux, Doc and Garrett. D-Von and Garrett even offered their services to Hogan but got turned down. Garrett was the one that got rid of Eric Bischoff but Hogan brushed him off in a TV Title elimination choice. Brisco joined because Hogan was trained by his father and uncle but Hogan made him beg. Then Anderson joined because after Aces and 8's attacked him, Hogan never checked on him.
Tazz was recruited because he was Hogan's friend and bulletproof because of his contract. D'Lo was in because he was a member of management. Kurt was the first victim because he was a way to get Wes into Gut Check and Brown helped get Brisco onto the roster by being a judge. Then it was time for Ray's title match where Ray made sure everyone was revealed before he won so that the ultimate reveal was the best.
Angle wants to take down Aces and 8's by winning the world title.
Matt Morgan vs. Joseph Park
Park is the hometown boy but gets shoved down with ease. Morgan toys with Park and clotheslines him in the back of the head for good measure. Park avoids a charge in the corner and pounds away, only to be taken down by a discus clothesline. The Carbon Footprint misses though and Morgan crotches himself on the rope. Joseph pounds away and a shoulder block puts Matt down. The middle rope splash misses though and it's the Carbon Footprint for the pin at 5:14.
Hardy says may the best man win tonight.
Here's AJ Styles for an in-ring interview with Mike Tenay. Mike cites his history with AJ before asking about AJ's rumored drug and alcohol use. Tazz cuts them off before we get an answer though and offers AJ a spot on the Aces and 8's roster. This brings out James Storm who wants to know if this is the real AJ Styles.
AJ doesn't even turn to face him as Storm asks him questions. Styles used to be the kind of guy that would tell you what he thought about you. AJ may be a new guy but Storm is the same old Cowboy. Storm isn't happy with getting sucker punched last week and says he's going to punch AJ out. There goes the cowboy hat and the fans chant hug it out. AJ walks away.
Ray talks about Hardy rolling along and winning wrestler of the year. Hogan still didn't trust Ray when Ray saved him or caught him with his daughter. Ray even saved Brooke but Hogan didn't care. When this didn't work, Ray moved on to Sting. He proposed to Brooke and had Aces and 8's break up the wedding. Ray took a few shots for the team like in Goodfellas. Then Ray got hut and Brooke convinced Hogan to name him #1 contender, which is exactly what she did. Ray started playing to Hulk's ego which got Hogan into the match where Sting got beaten up while Ray took care of his family.
Jeff Hardy vs. Magnus vs. Kurt Angle vs. Samoa Joe
The winner gets the shot at Bully Ray, presumably at Slammiversary. The fans seem to be behind Joe as he stomps Angle down in the corner. Joe cleans out the ring other than Kurt before hitting the corner enziguri to take him down. A knee drop to the head gets two before Joe sends Kurt to the floor. Joe hits a BIG dive to take out all three guys as we take a break.
Back with Angle pounding away on Magnus but being kneed down by the Brit. Hardy dives on Magnus but gets caught in a suplex for his efforts. Magnus stays on Hardy in the ring as Joe and Angle are down on the floor. The fans chant for Joe and Angle but Hardy starts to clean house. He hits a low dropkick on Magnus and Twisting Stunners on Joe and Angle. Magnus gets the full Twist but Angle breaks up the Swanton attempt. Magnus crotches Jeff but Angle has suplexes for everyone and an ankle lock for Joe. As Joe kicks Angle into Magnus, Hardy hits the Swanton on the Samoan for the pin and title shot at 12:13.
Hardy celebrates to end the show.
Results
Bobby Roode/Austin Aries b. Chavo Guerrero/Hernandez – Rollup to Guerrero
Kenny King b. Sonjay Dutt and Zema Ion – Springboard Blockbuster to Dutt
Matt Morgan b. Joseph Park – Carbon Footprint
Jeff Hardy b. Samoa Joe, Magnus and Kurt Angle – Swanton to Joe
Friday
Impact got a 1.07, the same as last week.
Smackdown
Date: March 22, 2013
Location: U.S. Bank Arena, Cincinnati, Ohio
Commentators: John Bradshaw Layfield, Michael Cole, Josh Matthews
With Wrestlemania coming up very soon we've got almost everything set, meaning that the next few weeks will be spent building up everything else that we've already established. The main event tonight is Swagger vs. Jericho in a rematch from last week where Swagger beat Jericho through the help of some shenanigans. Let's get to it.
The opening recap is from Raw with Swagger breaking Ricardo's ankle as well as Big Show joining Orton and Sheamus to face the Shield.
We open with MizTV with guests Sheamus and Randy Orton. Orton wants Big Show to replace Ryback in the six man tag at Wrestlemania but Sheamus isn't sure. Neither guy trusts him, but sometimes you have to do something you aren't sure of in order to survive. At Wrestlemania, Orton wants a ticked off giant on their side. Here's Big Show to give us his take on this.
Miz talks about being Show's partner back in the day and Big Show ending the team by knocking him out. Big Show: “I've dated women bigger than you so shut your lip.” Show talks about knocking out a member of the Shield and how they can work together to stop the Shield once and for all. Sheamus talks about his past with Big Show and a showdown is teased but Orton plays peacemaker. Miz: “REALLY? Randy Orton is the voice of reason of this group???” Before Show and Sheamus start arguing even more, here's Booker T to interrupt. Tonight the three of them will be in a six man tag against opponents to be named.
Mark Henry vs. Zack Ryder
Ryder is shoved in the corner but comes back with a few right hands. Like an idiot though he tries a cross body and gets caught in the World's Strongest Slam for the pin at 52 seconds.
Ryder gets two more slams as Henry shouts at him about how many can he take. Ryback finally comes out for the big staredown as Ryder is carried out like a pancake. Henry charges but is taken down by the Meat Hook to send Henry into a state of confusion on the floor.
Teddy looks for Booker's approval for teaming up with Vickie to make Henry vs. Ryback. Booker isn't pleased because Teddy should have consulted with his boss, as in Booker. Teddy doesn't like the idea that he works for Booker, because he works with him.
We get the Booker Hall of Fame video.
Dolph Ziggler vs. Kofi Kingston
Well to be fair it's been four whole days since we saw this match. AJ sits in on commentary. A quick neckbreaker puts Kofi down as JBL hits on AJ. Kofi comes back with his jumping clotheslines and the Boom Drop for no cover. Langston distracts Kingston from trying Trouble in Paradise though, allowing Dolph to hit a dropkick as we take a break.
Back with Kofi sliding through the ropes and kicking Dolph in the face. As Kingston goes up though, Ziggler crotches him down as AJ complains about being in a match with Dolph and her two exes. Kofi comes back with some right hands but another dropkick gets two. Ziggler hooks a chinlock for a bit but Kofi fights up and sends him shoulder first into the post. The middle rope cross body gets two for Kofi but a springboard splash hits knees, giving Ziggler a two count.
Trouble in Paradise misses and there's the sleeper to Kingston. Kofi escapes again and gets two off the SOS as AJ sings Dolph's praises. Dolph falls to the floor but Langston guards him from a suicide dive. Kofi dives on Big E. instead but the distraction lets Ziggler hit the Fameasser on the floor. AJ: “I'm going to have that man's babies. And they're going to have great hair and the abs of a Greek god.” Back inside the Zig Zag finishes Kofi at 6:31 shown of 10:01.
Langston hits the Big Ending on Kofi post match.
We recap Fandango and Jericho's interaction from Raw.
We get the CM Punk promo about Undertaker from Raw.
Orton again has to tell Sheamus and Big Show to stop fighting.
We look at Ricardo having his ankle broken again.
Jack Swagger vs. Chris Jericho
After a break, Colter talks about Ricardo's injury from Raw and how that should be a warning to anyone who disagrees with what they say. This would include Jericho who interrupts Swagger as he repeats his catchphrase. Feeling out process to start with Jericho knocking Swagger out to the floor. Colter calms down an angry Swagger but Jericho comes to the floor and rams Jack's back into the barricade. Back in and Swagger takes out Chris' leg to take over for the first time.
Jericho comes back with a kick to the chest for two but the Codebreaker is countered as Jericho is rammed into the corner. Swagger loads up a superplex, only to be shoved off the top and hit with a cross body for two. With Jack rolling to the floor, Jericho hits a sweet plancha to take Swagger out as we take a break.
Back with Swagger hitting a clothesline for two and pounding on the back for good measure. Jericho is sent shoulder first into the buckle but Swagger misses a charge, allowing Jericho to speed it up a little. A top rope fist to Swaggers face puts him down and Jericho pounds away in the corner as the fans chant his name. Jericho's hurricanrana is countered into the Patriot Lock but Jericho sends Swagger out to the floor.
There's the springboard dropkick to send Jack to the floor....and here's Fandango with his full entrance. The distraction allows Swagger to hit a powerslam for two. A side roll gets the same for Jericho but when he can't hook the Walls he instead catapults Swagger into the ropes. Jericho loads up the Lionsault but Fandango trips him up, allowing Swagger to hit the Vader Bomb for the pin at 9:04 shown of 12:34.
Post match Fandango beats up Jericho and shouts WHAT IS MY NAME. A guillotine legdrop leaves Jericho laying so Fandango pronounces his name again for good measure.
Big Show says his partners can trust him. Trust him, that's true.
We get the Rock vs. Cena video from Raw.
Here are the Rhodes Scholars along with the Bellas. The guys say the girls are beautiful and that's about it.
Rhodes Scholars vs. Brodus Clay/Tensai
Tensai is in a coonskin cap for no apparent reason. Rhodes and Tensai start things off before it's quickly off to Brodus who runs over every Scholar in sight. The girls get in a fight on the floor and the match is thrown out at 1:10.
Sheamus says Big Show can trust himself and Orton.
The Miz vs. Antonio Cesaro
Barrett is on commentary and this is non-title. A quick rollup gets two for Miz but he charges into a knee to the face. Cesaro kicks him in the back and face for two each. The gutwrench suplex gets another near fall and it's off to the cravate. Miz fires back with a knee lift and a big boot, followed by the running corner clothesline and the top rope ax handle.
The Figure Four is countered once but after a chop block Miz takes out the knee and gets the submission in 2:13. Yes, the United States Champion just tapped out 100% clean in less than two and a half minutes in a match to set up an Intercontinental match. Let that sink in for a minute.
Post match Miz calls out Barrett and says he's only champion for now.
We recap the contract signing and announcement of the stipulations for Lesnar vs. HHH from Raw.
Randy Orton/Sheamus/Big Show vs. 3MB
Yes, all night long the super team has been worried about not being able to work together against 3MB, the team that I believe at least two of them have individually beaten before. Orton and Mahal get things going with Randy pounding away in the corner. Off to Sheamus as apparently Big Show isn't official yet. Mahal gets in some right hands but Sheamus easily pounds him down and hits the Regal Roll.
Off to Big Show vs. McIntyre with Show hitting ten chops on the ropes ala Sheamus' forearms. Back to Mahal and then Slater with both guys being tossed into the ring. With Slater laid out on the mat it's back to Orton for the powerslam but Slater breaks up the Elevated DDT. Slater gets in a cheap shot and stomps away before it's off to McIntyre for a neckbreaker. Back to Heath who goes up, only to jump into a dropkick by Randy. The tag brings in Show who cleans house and knocks out McIntyre, only to have Sheamus tag himself in and Brogue Kick Mahal for the pin at 5:53.
Sheamus and Big Show are about to fight again but here's Shield. Before they get here though Sheamus and Big Show get in a fight and shove Orton away. Actually never mind as they stop fighting once Shield is at ringside. Scratch that again as Shield is already bailing without ever getting in the ring to end the show.
Results
Mark Henry b. Zack Ryder – World's Strongest Slam
Dolph Ziggler b. Kofi Kingston – Zig Zag
Jack Swagger b. Chris Jericho – Vader Bomb
Brodus Clay/Tensai vs. Rhodes Scholars went to a no contest
The Miz b. Antonio Cesaro – Figure Four Leg Lock
Big Show/Randy Orton/Sheamus b. 3MB – Brogue Kick to Mahal
Saturday
Mark Henry may have injured his leg or knee at a house show.
Sunday
Henry worked the show tonight and seems to be fine.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
John Cena b. Darren Young – Attitude Adjustment
Ryback b. David Otunga – Shell Shock
R-Truth b. Damien Sandow via countout
HELL NO b. Primo/Epico – Chokeslam to Epico
Alberto Del Rio b. Cody Rhodes – Cross Armbreaker
Dolph Ziggler b. Kofi Kingston – Zig Zag
Wade Barrett b. The Miz and Chris Jericho – Rollup to Miz
NXT
Leo Kruger b. Justin Gabriel – Seated Armbar
Paige b. Bayley – Kneeling Texas Cloverleaf
Luke Harper b. Adrian Neville – Discus Lariat
Impact Wrestling
Bobby Roode/Austin Aries b. Chavo Guerrero/Hernandez – Rollup to Guerrero
Kenny King b. Sonjay Dutt and Zema Ion – Springboard Blockbuster to Dutt
Matt Morgan b. Joseph Park – Carbon Footprint
Jeff Hardy b. Samoa Joe, Magnus and Kurt Angle – Swanton to Joe
Smackdown
Mark Henry b. Zack Ryder – World's Strongest Slam
Dolph Ziggler b. Kofi Kingston – Zig Zag
Jack Swagger b. Chris Jericho – Vader Bomb
Brodus Clay/Tensai vs. Rhodes Scholars went to a no contest
The Miz b. Antonio Cesaro – Figure Four Leg Lock
Big Show/Randy Orton/Sheamus b. 3MB – Brogue Kick to Mahal
Smackdown got a 1.8, significantly down from last week.
Monday Night Raw
Date: March 18, 2013
Location: CONSOL Energy Center, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Commentators: Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler
We're another week closer to Wrestlemania and the main story tonight is that HHH is going to answer Brock Lesnar's challenge for Wrestlemania and we'll likely hear the stipulations that Lesnar has picked for the match. We'll also likely get some changes to the six man tag that was set up on Smackdown due to Mark Henry attacking Ryback on Friday. Let's get to it.
We open with the usual recap of last week's events.
Here's Cena in a bright yellow shirt that makes him look like a bowl of corn. The fans are mixed on booing and cheering of course so Cena says that they have 20 days to pick a side. He has a message for Rock tonight though: his time is up and Cena's time is now. Since the beginning of this year Cena has been on a roll and he isn't going to let himself be overconfident going into Wrestlemania. Cena is interrupted by.....the Primetime Players.
Titus however is in coveralls and a big afro wig, calling himself Rufus "Pancake" Patterson and claiming to be Titus' uncle. Cena says that Pittsburgh has some great doctors that can fix Titus' multiple personalities. The Players do the Millions of Dollars dance with "Rufus" hurting his back because his gout is flaring up. Cena says he might see them at Wrestlemania but Titus says the fans don't want to see him at Wrestlemania. Apparently Rufus is Darren's uncle, not Titus'. He says that Darren should be on the Cocoa Pebbles box and is going to beat Cena up to prove it. Cena says ok and the match is on.
Darren Young vs. John Cena
Cena bulldogs Young down and tries the STF but Darren bails to the floor as we take a break. Back with Cena hitting his shoulder blocks and the ProtoBomb to set up the Shuffle and the AA for the pin at 4:16, about 3:30 of which was spent in a commercial.
Undertaker is here tonight.
We recap Mark Henry allowing Ryback to be attacked by Shield and then laying him out with World's Strongest Slams.
Ryback vs. David Otunga
Otunga is powered into the corner to start and there's a spinning powerslam for good measure. A spinebuster puts Otunga down and there's the Meat Hook. Otunga is Shell Shocked for the pin at 1:37.
Post match Ryback says Orton, Sheamus and himself will be taking out the Shield at Wrestlemania. Here's Mark Henry though, only to have Teddy Long and Vickie Guerrero to stop him. Vickie takes Ryback out of the six man and puts him in a match against Henry at Wrestlemania instead. Ryback responds by picking Otunga up for the Shell Shock and saying this is Henry. Apparently the match is accepted.
Fandango debuts tonight. I'm sure.
Fandango vs. Great Khali
Fandango has a big arch of banners to walk through now and actually makes it to the ring. He also has an outline of his silhouette make of what looks like birthday candles. Ok he had a cool entrance. This is a result of Khali not being able to pronounce Fandango's name on Smackdown. Before the match, Fandango calls Khali Stretch and says Khali is to stupid to pronounce Fandango correctly. Instead Natalya will get to try, after Fandango hits on her a bit. Natalya seems impressed by the dancer but pronounces the name as “Fan-DANG-Go-get-him-Khali”. Fandango runs away and there' still no match.
R-Truth vs. Damien Sandow
Truth is returning from an injury here. Sandow quotes Thoreau who once said he wanted truth. Apparently the R here stands for repugnant. Truth says “Your beard is weird, and you talk a lot. I got four sweet words for you: you gonna get got.” Apparently Sandow is a Kentucky Colonel (a title given to people who do good work for Kentucky). Ok then. Truth gets two off a sunset flip but Sandow stomps Truth down and tells us we're welcome.
Off to a chinlock by Damien as Cole and Lawler get into a bizarre political tangent after saying Sandow's family advises President Obama. Sandow hits the Wind-Up Elbow as Cole says Latin has been en vogue this week because of a new Pope. Truth comes back with a flying headscissors and a kick to the chin for two. Lawler actually makes a Manti Te'o joke because WWE's writers are that far behind the times. Truth hits his ax kick and Sandow walks out for the countout at 3:41.
We recap Punk stealing Undertaker's urn last week during the tribute to Paul Bearer.
Here's Undertaker to say that Punk has one chance to save his soul and that's if he gives the urn back right now. Punk pops up on screen and pretends to be the urn talking in Bearer's voice. Punk says Bearer's loss was a professional and personal one as well. Apparently Bearer's spirit is in the urn. Punk implies he'll get Undertaker disqualified or counted out to break the Streak.
Punk is juggling the urn as he talks about Undertaker answering to a higher power, but Punk doesn't do so because he IS the higher power. He talks about being able to break the Streak because he can handle the pressure. Punk looks at the urn and says he's the one that ends the Streak. He's the one in 21 and he drops the urn. No disrespect intended by Punk of course. This felt like it ended abruptly.
HELL NO vs. Primo/Epico
Non-title as always. Kane pounds on Epico to start and he's ticked off here. Off to Bryan with Epico on the floor but Primo jumps Daniel to take over. A SWEET spinning sunset flip off the top takes Bryan down but he rolls through and kicks Primo in the face for two. Off to Epico who is caught in an armbar almost immediately. Primo distracts Bryan to let Epico take over again. The cousins take turns on Bryan in the corner with Epico getting two off a slingshot hilo.
Off to a bow and arrow hold by Epico before Primo takes over with a shot to Bryan's back and a chinlock. Bryan sends Primo down to the match by rolling through and it's off to Kane to clean house. A side slam puts Primo down and there's the top rope clothesline to put Primo down. Kane loads up the chokeslam but here's AJ to skip around the ring. Primo tries a rollup but can only get two. Bryan dropkicks Primo and the chokeslam ends Epico at 6:08.
Jericho is in the back talking about how he's going to win the title tonight when Fandango comes up to say his name over and over again. Jericho pronounces it as Fandumbo and Fanjango and a few other things like Fan-Wango-Tango and Fan-B-I-N-G-O-and Bingo was his name-o-O. Fandango says Jericho will learn to pronounce the name properly. Jericho says he wants his movie tickets before Fandango leaves.
We hear about Alicia Fox and Natalya going to Rwanda on a charity/goodwill trip regarding malaria nets.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Cody Rhodes
Del Rio has a remixed entrance theme now. We get a clip of Del Rio's left knee being hit by Swagger on Main Event. That would of course explain why his right knee is bandaged. A quick rollup gets two for Del Rio but Cody takes him down into a headscissors on the mat. Back up and Del Rio misses a charge into the post, messing up his shoulder. By WWE logic, I guess that means he'll be holding his nose now. Del Rio comes back with a snapmare and a kick to Cody's leg to send him to the floor as we take a break.
Back with Cody stomping away in the corner but getting slammed down a few seconds later. Del Rio tries his middle rope moonsault but tweaks the knee on the way down. Cody works on the left leg now to make it a matched set before going for a superplex, only to have the champion counter into a front suplex off the top for two. Del Rio fires off some clotheslines and the low superkick for two. Cody pops up and hits a moonsault press for two as a USA chant breaks out. Del Rio fires off some shots the back and gets two off a backstabber. The cross armbreaker ends this at 12:39.
Post match here's Jack Swagger to beat on Del Rio but Alberto sends him into the barricade. Alberto goes after Colter but Swagger comes back and sends Del Rio into the steps and over the announce table. Swagger beats up Ricardo and puts him in the Patriot Lock for good measure. Ricardo screams a lot so maybe his ankle was broken.
Booker T is announced for the Hall of Fame.
Randy Orton/Sheamus vs. 3MB
Apparently Ricardo does have a broken ankle. It's McIntyre and Slater here with Drew pounding away on Sheamus to start before it's quickly off to Orton for some right hands. There are the ten forearms to the chest by Sheamus for two but a Mahal distraction lets Drew clothesline Sheamus down to take over. Sheamus comes back a few seconds later with an ax handle before it's back to Orton. There are the powerslam and the Elevated DDT to Slater. A Brogue Kick puts McIntyre down and it's the RKO to Slater for the pin at 3:43.
Shield comes out but so does Big Show to even the odds, sending the justice guys running away. Big Show points at the sign and I believe we've got a six man tag.
We get a trailer for G.I. Joe II.
Kofi Kingston vs. Dolph Ziggler
During the entrances we see Ziggler and Langston beating up HELL NO on Smackdown. Kofi starts with a quick armbar and some nice armdrags into another armbar. Back up and Kofi does his double leapfrogs into the back elbow for two. Dolph dropkicks Kingston down for two before hooking his headstand chinlock.
Kingston escapes and fires off some dropkicks of his own before hitting a spinning springboard frog splash for two. Trouble in Paradise is caught in a reverse slam but Kingston escapes and goes to the apron. Kingston runs the apron and dives at Dolph but gets knocked out of the air by Langston. Back in the ring the Zig Zag ends Kofi at 4:38.
Post match here's HELL NO to challenge Langston and Ziggler for a match at Wrestlemania. AJ accepts for her guys if the titles are on the line. Bryan is cool with that and it's YES chant time.
We recap the Punk/Taker stuff from earlier.
Long video on Rock vs. Cena II which is about redemption vs. greatness again.
Intercontinental Title: The Miz vs. Wade Barrett vs. Chris Jericho
Barrett is challenging here and goes after Jericho to start. Make that Miz actually but Jericho jumps Barrett and gets two off a clothesline. Miz is knocked to the floor and is quickly followed by Barrett, allowing the Canadian to dive on both of them. The fans chant for Jericho as he hits a dropkick for two on Wade back inside.
Miz pulls Jericho to the floor and gets two off a sunset flip on Barrett. The running corner clothesline staggers Wade again but he comes back by putting Miz on the top rope and hitting a knee to the ribs. The champion loads up a superplex but Jericho comes in to make it a Tower of Doom to put all three guys down as we take a break. Back with Barrett hitting a knee to Jericho's ribs for two as Miz is down on the floor.
The champion puts on a chinlock for a few seconds before Jericho fights up and gets two off a top rope cross body. Miz breaks up the Lionsault though and hits his top rope ax handle to stagger Wade but he walks into the Winds of Change for two. Wasteland is escaped and Miz takes out Barrett's leg. There's the Figure Four but Jericho hits the Lionsault on Miz for a close two.
Barrett is put in the Walls but Miz comes back in, only to not be able to hook the Finale. Both guys backdrops Barrett to the floor and Jericho gets a VERY close two on Miz with a rollup. The Codebreaker puts Miz down but Chris can't cover. Instead Barrett comes in and shoves Jericho out before covering Miz for two more. Jericho throws Barrett into the barricade and gets two on Miz. A quick DDT gets another near fall for Miz as does a big boot after Miz throws a charging Barrett back to the floor. Jericho grabs a fast rollup for two but jumps into the Finale, only to have Wade roll up Miz for the pin to retain at 12:20.
We look at the premiere party for The Call.
Since this show isn't long enough already, here are Touts from the fans about what fans think the stipulations for Lesnar vs. HHH should be.
Here's HHH to sign the contract with Lesnar. Before anything happens, here's Heyman with security around him. HHH is surprised Lesnar isn't here, but Heyman loves the idea of backing HHH into a corner. HHH can either sign the contract stips unknown or disappoint all the fans. Heyman thinks this frustrates HHH so HHH makes fun of Heyman's security. Lesnar has already signed the contract and HHH is ready to sign, but Heyman says not so fast.
First we need to see Vince getting attacked by Lesnar a few weeks back. Heyman then suggests HHH is blindfolded, but that's not good enough. Then he and Lesnar thought of HHH having his hands and ankles shackled, but that would give HHH too many excuses. Apparently Heyman got to pick the stipulations and suggested that the winner gets Stephanie. Oh wait how about the loser gets Stephanie?
That does it and HHH destroys him but has to beat up security as well. HHH puts Heyman on the table and rips his shirt open to slap his chest while Heyman screams for Brock. HHH slaps Heyman a few more times and chokes him until HHH signs the contract. Heyman is sent to the floor and has a chair thrown at him as HHH says go get the monster.
Cue Lesnar with a chair. Shouldn't he have been here like three minutes ago when Heyman was getting destroyed? HHH pulls a sledgehammer out from under the table so Heyman holds Lesnar back, saying Brock won this round. The stipulation is.....no holds barred. Well that's kind of a letdown. Oh wait it's no holds barred with HHH's career on the line. That's still a letdown.
Results
John Cena b. Darren Young – Attitude Adjustment
Ryback b. David Otunga – Shell Shock
R-Truth b. Damien Sandow via countout
HELL NO b. Primo/Epico – Chokeslam to Epico
Alberto Del Rio b. Cody Rhodes – Cross Armbreaker
Dolph Ziggler b. Kofi Kingston – Zig Zag
Wade Barrett b. The Miz and Chris Jericho – Rollup to Miz
Tuesday
Raw got a 3.1, down sharply from last week's 3.36.
Wednesday
NXT
Date: March 20, 2013
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Tony Dawson, William Regal
Last week's show was about building for the future, so hopefully we get what the stuff that was being built to this week. The main stories are the Wyatt Family vs. Bo Dallas and the tag champions and Langston vs. O'Brian which should be a good match when we get around to it. I love how they make us wait around here. It's like the old days when they didn't have PPVs every month to build to and things can flow more naturally. Let's get to it.
The opening video recaps the Family vs. Neville and Gray and sets up Neville vs. Family member Luke Harper tonight.
Justin Gabriel vs. Leo Kruger
This was set up by a Gabriel challenge last week. Feeling out process to start with both guys shoving the other into the corner. Kruger gets the first control with a headlock before Gabriel grabs one of his own. Back up and Kruger shoves him down before driving an elbow into Gabriel's neck. We take a break and come back with Leo still in control, this time via a hammerlock.
Justin fights up for a few seconds but is driven right back down by the hammerlock. He escapes again but they ram heads to put both guys down. Back up and they slug it out by exchanging forearms until Gabriel takes over with a series of right hands. A big spinebuster gets two for Kruger but as he goes for an arm hold of some kind, Gabriel suplexes him down to get a breather.
Gabriel goes to the middle rope for a kind of jumping mule kick for two followed by a HARD kick to the chest. Justin is consistently selling the arm work from earlier which is a very nice thing to see. A big spinning kick to the head of a kneeling Kruger gets another two count as does a sunset flip.
Gabriel plants him down but Leo rolls away before the 450 can be launched. Kruger goes old school villain with a thumb to the eye before draping the bad arm over the top rope. A seated armbar has Gabriel in trouble but somehow he crawls over to the ropes. Kruger hits a kind of Stroke onto the arm before putting the armbar back on and that's good enough for the tap at 9:56 shown of 13:26.
Audrey Marie says it's always the calmest before the storm because Sasha knows Audrey is gunning for her.
We recap the ending segment from Raw.
William Regal is in the ring with something to say. He calls out Kassius Ohno who comes out in a shirt which says fighting spirit. Regal says whatever their issue is, it isn't worth it because Ohno doesn't want to end up like Regal is. William offers an apology and a handshake but Ohno won't shake it. Ohno talks about growing up idolizing Regal and traveling with CM Punk to attend a camp Regal held to learn from him. During Kassius' time in Europe, Regal was a mentor to him and made sure the right people saw Ohno's footage which was his foot in the door to the WWE.
Now though, Regal is on the downside of his career and it's not a career that Kassius wants. Ohno wants to know what Regal has accomplished in this industry because he used to be an amazing villain, but now he tries to laugh with the people, but the people are really laughing at him. All anyone is going to remember is Regal bending down to kiss Vince, and that's enough for Regal to shove Ohno down.
We look at Punk and Undertaker's segment from Raw.
Bayley vs. Paige
Bayley is some new chick here apparently. Paige easily throws her down to start and gets a rollup for two. Off to an armbar by Bayley for a minute or so before Paige fights up and screams a lot. Paige whips her into the corner and trips her down so a kneeling Texas Cloverleaf can make Bayley submit at 2:23.
Post match Summer Rae runs out to the ring but Paige stares at her to send Summer backpedaling.
Adrian Neville vs. Luke Harper
We finally learn something new about the Family: Harper is from Rochester, New York. Harper lands a STIFF right hand to take over early but Neville charges right at him, only to be dropped with a hot shot for two. We take an early break and come back with Harper headbutting Neville down and crawling on the mat to hook a chinlock. A kick to the head and an elbow drop get two for Luke and it's off to an over the shoulder backbreaker.
Harper clotheslines Adrian's head off and gets five straight two counts. Luke looks to Wyatt for inspiration, allowing Neville to fire off some forearms to get himself a breather. A running forearm staggers Harper and a kick to the head from the apron staggers him a bit more. There's a missile dropkick for two but Neville has to dive on Erick Rowan who was approaching the ring. Harper heads outside as well and there's a top rope Asai Moonsault to take him down as well. Back in and a spinning DDT puts Luke down but Wyatt himself distracts Neville, allowing Harper to hit a discus lariat for the pin at 7:33 shown of 11:03.
Post match Oliver Gray comes out to save his partner which makes you wonder where he was during the match. Bo Dallas comes out to make it 3-3 and the Wyatt Family is cleared out to end the show.
Results
Leo Kruger b. Justin Gabriel – Seated Armbar
Paige b. Bayley – Kneeling Texas Cloverleaf
Luke Harper b. Adrian Neville – Discus Lariat
Thursday
Impact Wrestling
Date: March 21, 2013
Location: Sears Center Arena, Chicago, Illinois
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Tazz, Todd Keneley
After last week's dominance by Aces and 8's, tonight should be about both redemption for TNA and setting up the first challenger for Ray and the title. Unfortunately this isn't live so the reactions won't be as crisp. The main thing here though is that Aces and 8's is looking a lot better all of a sudden and hopefully they can keep that going tonight. Let's get to it.
We open with a fast paced Aces and 8's recap before we hear from Bully Ray. Tonight he's going to explain how he did what he did over the last nine months to get where we are today.
Here's Hulk on one crutch now to open the show. He talks about being around forever but never having been fooled like this before. Last week he sent the whole roster (as in like five or six guys) to fight the Aces and 8's and it was a massacre (not really). Now Hulk realizes that it's a war and he needs warriors. He calls out the four men that led the charge last week, which are Samoa Joe, Jeff Hardy, Magnus and Kurt Angle.
Hulk talks about needing the world title back and asks Jeff if he's ready to get it back. Jeff says he's ready but wants to prove it in a four way match tonight. Hogan says that's a great idea and books the match for the shot at Ray for the main event tonight.
We hear about Plan A from Bully Ray: win the Bound For Glory Series and win the world title at Bound For Glory. Aces and 8's were created for shock and awe and debuted the night the Series started. Week after week the people started asking who was behind the Aces and 8's, which is when Roode started thinking it was Storm, so Aces and 8's made him into a scapegoat. Then Ray called Roode again to have Roode cost Storm the BFG Series again. That night Hogan locked down the building, but it didn't matter because Ray lost the BFG Series final to Jeff Hardy. Therefore, Ray needed a new plan.
Tag Titles: Bobby Roode/Austin Aries vs. Hernandez/Chavo Guerrero
Roode and Aries are defending. Roode and Chavo get things going with Bobby pounding on Chavo's head and neck for early control. Off to Hernandez who uses the power game to take over before getting caught in the heel corner with some cheating. Aries chops him in the chest before bringing Roode back in, only to be double suplexed by SuperMex. Back to Chavo who dropkicks both champions to the floor as we take a break.
Back with Chavo still in trouble at the hands of both tag champions. He finally comes back with a tornado DDT though, allowing the hot tag to Hernandez. A HUGE gorilla press puts Roode down and there's a big dive off the ramp and over the top rope to take out both Aries and Roode at the same time. The challengers load up a powerbomb/top rope something combination but Aries makes the save. Chavo comes back with Three Amigos on Austin but as he loads up the Frog Splash, Christopher Daniels comes down and shoves him off the top, allowing Aries to roll up Guerrero for the pin at 11:57.
We get a video on what the X Division means. Tonight the X Division Evolution begins, meaning there will be a reemphasis on the high flying and all title defenses will be three way matches.
Kenny King is fine with the new rules and plugs TNA's sponsor in a promo.
X-Division Title: Kenny King vs. Sonjay Dutt vs. Zema Ion
Apparently if you don't get pinned or submit, you can be in the next title match. Also there's a 230lb weight limit now. Dutt takes both guys down to start and all three head to the floor. The champion runs up the apron and dives down to take out Dutt with a flip attack. Ion and King head inside and there's a running splash in the corner to Zema. Dutt is knocked off the apron but comes back in when both guys are down.
The Hindu Press is broken up by King but Ion takes the champion down with a tornado DDT. Dutt flips into the ring with a sweet hurricanrana to send Ion to the floor. Sonjay runs up to the corner and after slipping a bit, takes out both other guys with a moonsault. He hits the moonsault double stomp on Ion but King comes in with a springboard Blockbuster to pin Dutt at 4:53.
Brooke Hogan is here to do business and nothing else.
We hear more from Ray about the start of Plan B. He caused Joseph Park to get caught into the Clubhouse which got Hogan inside as well. This set up the tag match at BFG and D-Von was brought in because Hogan turned his back on D-Von. I believe that's because D-Von's contract was allowed to expire. Then Sting started to stand up for Ray and Bully had an opening. Hulk finally shook Ray's hand and it was all over. Ray intentionally got caught with Brooke and there was nothing Hulk could do at that point.
Sting goes into Hogan's office and Hogan yet again accepts no blame at all despite saying most of this was his fault. Hogan tells Sting to go stand in the rafters for years.
We recap Gail Kim vs. Taryn Terrell with Taryn snapping on Gail at the PPV. Taryn says if she gets fired then so be it because she's reached her breaking point.
Here's Taryn to say she had to retaliate against Gail for everything Gail had done for her. She's ready to accept her consequences so here's Gail. Kim says that Taryn should know better than to mess with her because Gail is the greatest Knockout of all time. She's here to watch Taryn get fired by Brooke Hogan. Brooke fires Taryn before immediately rehiring her as a Knockout, meaning Taryn can get physical. Taryn and Gail fight to the back and here's Bully to stare at Brooke.
Ray holds up his ring finger and says til death do us part so Brooke runs away.
Ray talks about forming the team by bringing in D-Von, Knux, Doc and Garrett. D-Von and Garrett even offered their services to Hogan but got turned down. Garrett was the one that got rid of Eric Bischoff but Hogan brushed him off in a TV Title elimination choice. Brisco joined because Hogan was trained by his father and uncle but Hogan made him beg. Then Anderson joined because after Aces and 8's attacked him, Hogan never checked on him.
Tazz was recruited because he was Hogan's friend and bulletproof because of his contract. D'Lo was in because he was a member of management. Kurt was the first victim because he was a way to get Wes into Gut Check and Brown helped get Brisco onto the roster by being a judge. Then it was time for Ray's title match where Ray made sure everyone was revealed before he won so that the ultimate reveal was the best.
Angle wants to take down Aces and 8's by winning the world title.
Matt Morgan vs. Joseph Park
Park is the hometown boy but gets shoved down with ease. Morgan toys with Park and clotheslines him in the back of the head for good measure. Park avoids a charge in the corner and pounds away, only to be taken down by a discus clothesline. The Carbon Footprint misses though and Morgan crotches himself on the rope. Joseph pounds away and a shoulder block puts Matt down. The middle rope splash misses though and it's the Carbon Footprint for the pin at 5:14.
Hardy says may the best man win tonight.
Here's AJ Styles for an in-ring interview with Mike Tenay. Mike cites his history with AJ before asking about AJ's rumored drug and alcohol use. Tazz cuts them off before we get an answer though and offers AJ a spot on the Aces and 8's roster. This brings out James Storm who wants to know if this is the real AJ Styles.
AJ doesn't even turn to face him as Storm asks him questions. Styles used to be the kind of guy that would tell you what he thought about you. AJ may be a new guy but Storm is the same old Cowboy. Storm isn't happy with getting sucker punched last week and says he's going to punch AJ out. There goes the cowboy hat and the fans chant hug it out. AJ walks away.
Ray talks about Hardy rolling along and winning wrestler of the year. Hogan still didn't trust Ray when Ray saved him or caught him with his daughter. Ray even saved Brooke but Hogan didn't care. When this didn't work, Ray moved on to Sting. He proposed to Brooke and had Aces and 8's break up the wedding. Ray took a few shots for the team like in Goodfellas. Then Ray got hut and Brooke convinced Hogan to name him #1 contender, which is exactly what she did. Ray started playing to Hulk's ego which got Hogan into the match where Sting got beaten up while Ray took care of his family.
Jeff Hardy vs. Magnus vs. Kurt Angle vs. Samoa Joe
The winner gets the shot at Bully Ray, presumably at Slammiversary. The fans seem to be behind Joe as he stomps Angle down in the corner. Joe cleans out the ring other than Kurt before hitting the corner enziguri to take him down. A knee drop to the head gets two before Joe sends Kurt to the floor. Joe hits a BIG dive to take out all three guys as we take a break.
Back with Angle pounding away on Magnus but being kneed down by the Brit. Hardy dives on Magnus but gets caught in a suplex for his efforts. Magnus stays on Hardy in the ring as Joe and Angle are down on the floor. The fans chant for Joe and Angle but Hardy starts to clean house. He hits a low dropkick on Magnus and Twisting Stunners on Joe and Angle. Magnus gets the full Twist but Angle breaks up the Swanton attempt. Magnus crotches Jeff but Angle has suplexes for everyone and an ankle lock for Joe. As Joe kicks Angle into Magnus, Hardy hits the Swanton on the Samoan for the pin and title shot at 12:13.
Hardy celebrates to end the show.
Results
Bobby Roode/Austin Aries b. Chavo Guerrero/Hernandez – Rollup to Guerrero
Kenny King b. Sonjay Dutt and Zema Ion – Springboard Blockbuster to Dutt
Matt Morgan b. Joseph Park – Carbon Footprint
Jeff Hardy b. Samoa Joe, Magnus and Kurt Angle – Swanton to Joe
Friday
Impact got a 1.07, the same as last week.
Smackdown
Date: March 22, 2013
Location: U.S. Bank Arena, Cincinnati, Ohio
Commentators: John Bradshaw Layfield, Michael Cole, Josh Matthews
With Wrestlemania coming up very soon we've got almost everything set, meaning that the next few weeks will be spent building up everything else that we've already established. The main event tonight is Swagger vs. Jericho in a rematch from last week where Swagger beat Jericho through the help of some shenanigans. Let's get to it.
The opening recap is from Raw with Swagger breaking Ricardo's ankle as well as Big Show joining Orton and Sheamus to face the Shield.
We open with MizTV with guests Sheamus and Randy Orton. Orton wants Big Show to replace Ryback in the six man tag at Wrestlemania but Sheamus isn't sure. Neither guy trusts him, but sometimes you have to do something you aren't sure of in order to survive. At Wrestlemania, Orton wants a ticked off giant on their side. Here's Big Show to give us his take on this.
Miz talks about being Show's partner back in the day and Big Show ending the team by knocking him out. Big Show: “I've dated women bigger than you so shut your lip.” Show talks about knocking out a member of the Shield and how they can work together to stop the Shield once and for all. Sheamus talks about his past with Big Show and a showdown is teased but Orton plays peacemaker. Miz: “REALLY? Randy Orton is the voice of reason of this group???” Before Show and Sheamus start arguing even more, here's Booker T to interrupt. Tonight the three of them will be in a six man tag against opponents to be named.
Mark Henry vs. Zack Ryder
Ryder is shoved in the corner but comes back with a few right hands. Like an idiot though he tries a cross body and gets caught in the World's Strongest Slam for the pin at 52 seconds.
Ryder gets two more slams as Henry shouts at him about how many can he take. Ryback finally comes out for the big staredown as Ryder is carried out like a pancake. Henry charges but is taken down by the Meat Hook to send Henry into a state of confusion on the floor.
Teddy looks for Booker's approval for teaming up with Vickie to make Henry vs. Ryback. Booker isn't pleased because Teddy should have consulted with his boss, as in Booker. Teddy doesn't like the idea that he works for Booker, because he works with him.
We get the Booker Hall of Fame video.
Dolph Ziggler vs. Kofi Kingston
Well to be fair it's been four whole days since we saw this match. AJ sits in on commentary. A quick neckbreaker puts Kofi down as JBL hits on AJ. Kofi comes back with his jumping clotheslines and the Boom Drop for no cover. Langston distracts Kingston from trying Trouble in Paradise though, allowing Dolph to hit a dropkick as we take a break.
Back with Kofi sliding through the ropes and kicking Dolph in the face. As Kingston goes up though, Ziggler crotches him down as AJ complains about being in a match with Dolph and her two exes. Kofi comes back with some right hands but another dropkick gets two. Ziggler hooks a chinlock for a bit but Kofi fights up and sends him shoulder first into the post. The middle rope cross body gets two for Kofi but a springboard splash hits knees, giving Ziggler a two count.
Trouble in Paradise misses and there's the sleeper to Kingston. Kofi escapes again and gets two off the SOS as AJ sings Dolph's praises. Dolph falls to the floor but Langston guards him from a suicide dive. Kofi dives on Big E. instead but the distraction lets Ziggler hit the Fameasser on the floor. AJ: “I'm going to have that man's babies. And they're going to have great hair and the abs of a Greek god.” Back inside the Zig Zag finishes Kofi at 6:31 shown of 10:01.
Langston hits the Big Ending on Kofi post match.
We recap Fandango and Jericho's interaction from Raw.
We get the CM Punk promo about Undertaker from Raw.
Orton again has to tell Sheamus and Big Show to stop fighting.
We look at Ricardo having his ankle broken again.
Jack Swagger vs. Chris Jericho
After a break, Colter talks about Ricardo's injury from Raw and how that should be a warning to anyone who disagrees with what they say. This would include Jericho who interrupts Swagger as he repeats his catchphrase. Feeling out process to start with Jericho knocking Swagger out to the floor. Colter calms down an angry Swagger but Jericho comes to the floor and rams Jack's back into the barricade. Back in and Swagger takes out Chris' leg to take over for the first time.
Jericho comes back with a kick to the chest for two but the Codebreaker is countered as Jericho is rammed into the corner. Swagger loads up a superplex, only to be shoved off the top and hit with a cross body for two. With Jack rolling to the floor, Jericho hits a sweet plancha to take Swagger out as we take a break.
Back with Swagger hitting a clothesline for two and pounding on the back for good measure. Jericho is sent shoulder first into the buckle but Swagger misses a charge, allowing Jericho to speed it up a little. A top rope fist to Swaggers face puts him down and Jericho pounds away in the corner as the fans chant his name. Jericho's hurricanrana is countered into the Patriot Lock but Jericho sends Swagger out to the floor.
There's the springboard dropkick to send Jack to the floor....and here's Fandango with his full entrance. The distraction allows Swagger to hit a powerslam for two. A side roll gets the same for Jericho but when he can't hook the Walls he instead catapults Swagger into the ropes. Jericho loads up the Lionsault but Fandango trips him up, allowing Swagger to hit the Vader Bomb for the pin at 9:04 shown of 12:34.
Post match Fandango beats up Jericho and shouts WHAT IS MY NAME. A guillotine legdrop leaves Jericho laying so Fandango pronounces his name again for good measure.
Big Show says his partners can trust him. Trust him, that's true.
We get the Rock vs. Cena video from Raw.
Here are the Rhodes Scholars along with the Bellas. The guys say the girls are beautiful and that's about it.
Rhodes Scholars vs. Brodus Clay/Tensai
Tensai is in a coonskin cap for no apparent reason. Rhodes and Tensai start things off before it's quickly off to Brodus who runs over every Scholar in sight. The girls get in a fight on the floor and the match is thrown out at 1:10.
Sheamus says Big Show can trust himself and Orton.
The Miz vs. Antonio Cesaro
Barrett is on commentary and this is non-title. A quick rollup gets two for Miz but he charges into a knee to the face. Cesaro kicks him in the back and face for two each. The gutwrench suplex gets another near fall and it's off to the cravate. Miz fires back with a knee lift and a big boot, followed by the running corner clothesline and the top rope ax handle.
The Figure Four is countered once but after a chop block Miz takes out the knee and gets the submission in 2:13. Yes, the United States Champion just tapped out 100% clean in less than two and a half minutes in a match to set up an Intercontinental match. Let that sink in for a minute.
Post match Miz calls out Barrett and says he's only champion for now.
We recap the contract signing and announcement of the stipulations for Lesnar vs. HHH from Raw.
Randy Orton/Sheamus/Big Show vs. 3MB
Yes, all night long the super team has been worried about not being able to work together against 3MB, the team that I believe at least two of them have individually beaten before. Orton and Mahal get things going with Randy pounding away in the corner. Off to Sheamus as apparently Big Show isn't official yet. Mahal gets in some right hands but Sheamus easily pounds him down and hits the Regal Roll.
Off to Big Show vs. McIntyre with Show hitting ten chops on the ropes ala Sheamus' forearms. Back to Mahal and then Slater with both guys being tossed into the ring. With Slater laid out on the mat it's back to Orton for the powerslam but Slater breaks up the Elevated DDT. Slater gets in a cheap shot and stomps away before it's off to McIntyre for a neckbreaker. Back to Heath who goes up, only to jump into a dropkick by Randy. The tag brings in Show who cleans house and knocks out McIntyre, only to have Sheamus tag himself in and Brogue Kick Mahal for the pin at 5:53.
Sheamus and Big Show are about to fight again but here's Shield. Before they get here though Sheamus and Big Show get in a fight and shove Orton away. Actually never mind as they stop fighting once Shield is at ringside. Scratch that again as Shield is already bailing without ever getting in the ring to end the show.
Results
Mark Henry b. Zack Ryder – World's Strongest Slam
Dolph Ziggler b. Kofi Kingston – Zig Zag
Jack Swagger b. Chris Jericho – Vader Bomb
Brodus Clay/Tensai vs. Rhodes Scholars went to a no contest
The Miz b. Antonio Cesaro – Figure Four Leg Lock
Big Show/Randy Orton/Sheamus b. 3MB – Brogue Kick to Mahal
Saturday
Mark Henry may have injured his leg or knee at a house show.
Sunday
Henry worked the show tonight and seems to be fine.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
John Cena b. Darren Young – Attitude Adjustment
Ryback b. David Otunga – Shell Shock
R-Truth b. Damien Sandow via countout
HELL NO b. Primo/Epico – Chokeslam to Epico
Alberto Del Rio b. Cody Rhodes – Cross Armbreaker
Dolph Ziggler b. Kofi Kingston – Zig Zag
Wade Barrett b. The Miz and Chris Jericho – Rollup to Miz
NXT
Leo Kruger b. Justin Gabriel – Seated Armbar
Paige b. Bayley – Kneeling Texas Cloverleaf
Luke Harper b. Adrian Neville – Discus Lariat
Impact Wrestling
Bobby Roode/Austin Aries b. Chavo Guerrero/Hernandez – Rollup to Guerrero
Kenny King b. Sonjay Dutt and Zema Ion – Springboard Blockbuster to Dutt
Matt Morgan b. Joseph Park – Carbon Footprint
Jeff Hardy b. Samoa Joe, Magnus and Kurt Angle – Swanton to Joe
Smackdown
Mark Henry b. Zack Ryder – World's Strongest Slam
Dolph Ziggler b. Kofi Kingston – Zig Zag
Jack Swagger b. Chris Jericho – Vader Bomb
Brodus Clay/Tensai vs. Rhodes Scholars went to a no contest
The Miz b. Antonio Cesaro – Figure Four Leg Lock
Big Show/Randy Orton/Sheamus b. 3MB – Brogue Kick to Mahal