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Monday
Smackdown got a 2.2, up slightly from last week.
Monday Night Raw
Date: February 6, 2012
Location: Chesapeake Energy Arena, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Commentators: Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler
We're on the second of the three Raws between the Rumble and the Chamber. Last week's show was pretty awesome with the return of Undertaker to apparently challenge HHH. Also it appears that HHH is back in charge instead of Johnny Ace which should at least be interesting. We should get some more matches for the PPV tonight too. Let's get to it.
We open with a gong. Oh wait it's just a recap from last week with Taker returning and seeming challenging HHH.
6 Pack Challenge tonight with the winner entering the Chamber last. Also Show vs. Bryan.
Here's HHH to open things up. He says he was here last week to fire Johnny Ace. He wasn't here to wish him well, but rather well in all of his future endeavors. However he never got that far. Ace being called a man is an exaggeration as he's more of a weasel. Apparently Ace flew to Stamford to plead for another chance and HHH has to wait on the proposal. The decision should be in by tomorrow morning.
However he's not here for that, but rather to talk about the return of the Undertaker. He talks about hearing the gong go off and it still gives him chills. Taker is the only person that humbles HHH when they're in the ring together. Last week though, HHH didn't feel humble or anything like that. He felt sorry for the Undertaker. He knows what he did to Undertaker last year and he chooses to remember the Undertaker in a certain way.
HHH plays a highlight reel of Taker's career and I think this is all from Wrestlemania. That's how HHH wants to remember him, not like this, which brings up a video of Taker not being able to stand after last year's match. Due to that, the challenge for Wrestlemania is declined. If they have to do it again, HHH will have to finish it. He respects Taker too much and this is over.
HHH goes to leave and his music cuts off. There go the lights and a video from the match last year plays. Taker is somewhere and says it's not over. The victory last year means nothing and he wants what belongs to him. So it's Shawn's storyline from two years ago with Taker in Shawn's place?
Daniel Bryan vs. Big Show
AJ comes out with Bryan in a neckbrace. Show takes him straight to the corner and the power begins. He throws Bryan around a lot until Bryan gets in a kick to the knee and we take a break. Back with Bryan's half crab being broken as Big Show powers him around. Spear gets two. Show loads up the chokeslam but Bryan counters into a guillotine choke. Bryan gets in a shot to the leg and goes up but Show kicks him to the floor. Now Bryan is holding his knee but he was goldbricking. Show charges at Bryan but almost crushes AJ again. Bryan takes AJ to the back and loses by countout at 7:32.
Bryan says Show tried to run her over on purpose and she's more important than the title. On Sunday (the PPV is in two weeks), he'll still be Bryan, a vegan and the champion.
Carl Edwards, a NASCAR driver drove his car into the arena last week and met with Cena. Cena will be the official starter for the Daytona 500.
Video on the Elimination Chamber.
Here's Otunga in the ring and he has something to say. He praises Ace and wants the Board of Directors to keep Ace on the job. Otunga asks for us to join him in prayer and he Tebows. We get an announcement from HHH that right now, Otunga has a match.
Sheamus vs. David Otunga
Otunga is in his suit, sweater and bowtie. Sheamus immediately loads up the Celtic Cross but Otunga escapes, losing the sweater in the process. A double ax takes him down and there are the ten forearms. The shirt is torn now as well. Otunga holds onto the top rope and grabs a DDT to take over. He stomps away and chokes a little bit but Sheamus is all ticked off. Brogue Kick ends this in 2:04.
Here's Jericho who says the end of the world is here. He's here to end the lying, the plagiarism and all that jazz. Everyone who is in this ring is a Chris Jericho wannabe. The fans are all wannabes too. He got all of the fans to believe whatever he wanted. Jericho admits he trolled all of them. Miz scowling in a suit is a Jericho thing. Kofi flying around is a Jericho thing. Dolph walking to the ring with Vickie is a Jericho thing because he walked to the ring with Stephanie. O........k?
Then we have CM Punk. Punk says he's the best in the world but in reality he's a Chris Jericho wannabe and he knows deep down inside that Jericho is the best in the world. He doesn't have to write it on the back of a t-shirt but he knows it. Jericho is back to claim what is his and that means the end of the world of CM Punk. Here's Punk who comes in with a mic and drops it. Instead he holds up the title then turns his back on Jericho. Jericho looks like he's pulling his arm back to hit Punk but doesn't and the champ leaves. Jericho yells about wanting Punk to say something but Punk keeps walking.
Randy Orton/Great Khali vs. Wade Barrett/Cody Rhodes
Orton and Barrett start but it's quickly off to Khali with the chops. He chops Orton HARD for the tag back in. Off to Rhodes and we're in an 80s style kick and punch match. Orton hits the elevated DDT and Khali tags himself back in. They get in an argument but Khali chops Rhodes out of the air during a Beautiful Disaster attempt for the pin at 3:45.
Khali tries to chop Orton post match but takes the RKO instead.
Now we hear about a Twitter argument between Rock and Cena. Now we see the Cena video AGAIN.
Tamina/Alicia Fox/Kelly Kelly/Eve Torres vs. Beth Phoenix/Natalya/Bella Twins
We get an inset promo from Beth who talks about how she's unbeatable. She starts with Eve and the beating begins. Off to a Bella who is chopped in the chest to bring her in. She walks into a Samoan Drop from Tamina and the Superfly Splash ends this in 1:33.
HHH is in the back when Ace comes up. Ace is all smiley and says he's still the interim GM. He met with the Board earlier today and they're very nice people. He'll accept whatever decision they make. Shawn is going to be here next week. Also it's officially Cena vs. Kane in an ambulance match. Speaking of ambulances, HHH says Ace's career is on a flatline. If Ace doesn't leave right now, he'll be flatlined.
The decision on Ace will be announced tomorrow morning at 10AM.
We get the same video from earlier with Taker's voiceover.
Ace says he thinks the Board is looking for someone honest rather than someone who is a brute.
CM Punk vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. R-Truth vs. The Miz vs. Chris Jericho vs. Kofi Kingston
This is one fall to a finish and the winner gets to be #6 in the Chamber. Roberts fumbles over the rules before the match starts. Everyone is in the ring at once so I'm not going to try to keep up with what's going on. Jericho heads to the floor which is a smart move. Other than him, everyone but Ziggler and Kofi go to the floor. Truth TOTALLY misses a dive and crashes to the floor on his back.
Ziggler teases a dive but stops to strut. Punk clotheslines him down for two as we take a break. Back and Truth is carried out. Jericho and Kofi are on the floor and Kofi is down. Punk hits a combination neckbreaker/DDT on both heels but it only gets two on Miz. The Vice goes on both guys but Kofi makes the save. It's down to Punk vs. Jericho but Miz and Dolph come back in.
Jericho and Miz clothesline each other down as this match is going VERY slowly. Punk goes up for a superplex on Dolph but it winds up being a Tower of Doom. Miz covers Punk as Jericho covers Dolph so the referee counts both, getting two both times. Miz tries for the Finale on Jericho but Kofi comes in with Trouble in Paradise to Miz, sending him to the floor. Middle rope missile dropkick takes Kofi down and it's off to a chinlock.
Jericho misses the Lionsault and blocks Trouble in Paradise. There are the Walls for Kofi but Punk comes back in with a knee to the back of Jericho's head. Chris is sent to the floor and Ziggler tries a rollup, getting two. GTS takes Ziggler down but Jericho breaks it up, sending Punk onto the table. Jericho slides in and steals the pin on Ziggler at 12:25.
Jericho sits like Punk in the ring.
We hear screaming and Eve is being yelled at by Kane. He says he has to do something because of the hate. Cena is starting to embrace the hate and when he finally does it fully, he'll be in a better place. Until then though, Kane is afraid for Eve and Cena. More than that though, he's afraid of himself. Ok then.
Results
Big Show b. Daniel Bryan via countout
Sheamus b. David Otunga Brogue Kick
Great Khali/Randy Orton b. Cody Rhodes/Wade Barrett Chop to Rhodes
Kelly Kelly/Eve Torres/Tamina/Alicia Fox b. Beth Phoenix/Natalya/Bella Twins Superfly Splash to Brie Bella
Chris Jericho b. CM Punk, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, The Miz and R-Truth Jericho pinned Ziggler after a GTS from Punk
Tuesday
Raw got a 3.3.
Wednesday
NXT
Date: February 8, 2012
Location: BOK Center, Tulsa, Oklahoma
Commentators: William Regal, Josh Matthews
Here we are again. I really don't know what to talk about here other than Young and Titus seem to have formed a new alliance after hating each other for so long. I don't know how well Titus' heel turn is going yet because he doesn't have anything to gain. I'm sure nothing will change here because that's how this show works. We're at a month away from this being running for a year. Let's get to it.
We are Wild And Young and feel the need to sing about it.
Striker opens the show and tells us that there are four matches tonight, including the Usos vs. Hawkins/Reks. You know, to freshen things up a bit.
Derrick Bateman vs. Heath Slater
Bateman takes over to start but misses a corner charge. Regal talks about punching a homeless man as Slater punches him down. A leg lariat puts Bateman down and it's off to a chinlock. Bateman fights up and hits something like a modified STO for two. A flip neckbreaker like the one John Morrison used to use gets the same. Slater pops up and hits his running spinning sleeper drop for the pin at 3:27. That needs a bad name.
Percy Watson vs. Darren Young
Titus is on commentary. Percy starts out fast and takes him down where he stomps away on the ribs. They go to the floor and Percy gets caught in the ring skirt. Back in a swinging neckbreaker gets two for Darren and it's off to a body scissors. Titus goes on a rant about how no one has done anything for him so he's controlling his own destiny. Young charges at Watson in the corner but Percy moves, sending Young chest first into the buckle. The Heisman (spinning splash) gets two and the Persecution gets the pin at 4:24.
Titus gets in the ring and tells Percy that when Titus attacks him, Percy will know it.
Johnny Curtis hits on Kaitlyn and implies that Bateman has a crush on her.
Trent Barretta vs. Tyson Kidd
Yes please. They run the ropes a bit with Kidd hitting an elbow to the face to take over. Trent knocks him off the apron and they head to the floor. Whisper in the Wind off the barricade takes Kidd down but he goes down as well. Back in the ring Kidd comes off the top but jumps into a dropkick which gets two for Trent. Kidd charges in the corner but Trent gets up two knees to take him down.
He tries what looks like a one legged Codebreaker but Kidd counters into a Sharpshooter attempt. That's countered as well but Kidd kicks his head off and a release German gets two. These kickouts and counters are getting good. Trent gets in a shot to take Kidd down and heads up. A missile dropkick gets two and Barretta is getting frustrated. They go into a pinfall reversal sequence and Kidd hooks him into a sunset flip for the pin at 5:22.
Kidd helps Trent up post match which is a different style for him.
Kaitlyn goes up to Bateman in the back and Maxine comes in to yell about the loss earlier. There's a match set up. Curtis can be seen watching in the back as the girls argue.
Kaitlyn vs. Maxine
Regal goes into a LONG rant which almost has to be a song lyric or a poem. He literally talks for 34 seconds and says that's what Maxine said. It ended with what sounded like shoplifters of the world unite. From what I can find that's a song by The Smiths. Kaitlyn drops a leg and Regal says her legs could crack walnuts for him at Christmas. Maxine hooks a dragon sleeper to slow things down. Kaitlyn comes back with some knees and the worst cross body ever, due to a lack of jumping. Maxine wins with a crucifix at 2:59. This was your usual NXT Divas match.
Video on the Chamber which I think is the same one from Raw.
Trent is getting out of his gear in the back when Kidd comes up and says Trent has earned his respect. Kidd proposes a tag team and asks Trent to think about it. Can we please get an NXT Tag Title already? In this case there actually is a division for it.
Usos vs. Tyler Reks/Curt Hawkins
Curt and let's say Jey start us off. Hawkins takes him down a few times but walks into a northern lights for two. Off to Jimmy vs. Reks as the Usos do their I say Us, you say O thing which gets a reaction as it always does. Hawkins is sent to the floor and the Usos double team to dive onto Hawkins. Reks and Hawkins use a nice misdirection move to get a boot to Jey's head and we take a break.
Back with Reks hooking Jey in a chinlock and then hitting a boot for two. Back to Hawkins and things slow way down. Reks and Hawkins are very uninteresting in the ring and they slow matches down so much when they're in there. Reks and Hawkins double team even more but Jey blocks a charge in the corner with a boot.
Hawkins gets Reks back in again though and Jey gets pounded on even more. The heels tag again and it's back to Curt for a chinlock. Jey takes him down and brings in Jimmy. Everything breaks down and Jimmy escapes the spinning Rack neckbreaker. He gets shoved into a cane shot by Hawkins and Reks gets a rollup pin at 7:29.
Striker runs out to report the cane shot (why doesn't this happen more often?) and Hawkins drops him with a right hand.
Results
Heath Slater b. Derrick Bateman Spinning Sleeper Mat Slam
Percy Watson b. Darren Young Persecution
Tyson Kidd b. Trent Barretta Sunset flip
Maxine b. Kaitlyn Crucifix
Tyler Reks/Curt Hawkins b. The Usos Rollup to Jimmy after a cane shot from Hawkins
Thursday
Impact Wrestling
Date: February 9, 2012
Location: Wembley Arena, London, England
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Tazz
It's the go home show for Against All Odds and the final show in England. These shows are always fun because you get a much better crowd before we head back to Orlando on Sunday and the crowd that could put a Nick Bockwinkle promo to sleep. We'll probably get a few more matches to flesh out the card tonight and remember there's no Hardy due to travel issues. Let's get to it.
Oh and it's the Star Wars episode. This could mean ANYTHING.
We open with the Star Wars theme and shots of Qui-Gon Jin and Obi-Wan preparing to face droids. This is put together with hogan returning last week. We also talk about the four way a bit.
Here's Ray to open the show who says he wants to talk to Bobby Roode and only Bobby Roode right now. Ray isn't happy. Here's Roode and Ray says cut his music. He meets Roode in the aisle and wants to know why Roode hasn't had his back at all. Ray says he had Roode's back against Storm but where was Roode for him? He says that Roode has the title because Ray has kept it on him.
Roode says he's had Ray's back and Ray says that's true, but last time he put a knife in it. Bobby says their problems are both with Sting and here comes the scorpion enthusiast. Sting declares himself the special enforcer at the PPV and also, tonight it's going to be the two of them against Storm and himself.
Hogan and Garrett arrive.
We recap the AJ/Daniels/Kaz story with Kaz being forced to turn on AJ due to some form of control that Daniels has over him.
Christopher Daniels vs. AJ Styles
These two must be approaching Sheik vs. Bobo Brazil lengths of a feud. Daniels jumps him quickly but AJ knocks him to the floor and hits a great flipping dive. Coming back in AJ dives over the top and almost gets the Styles Clash but Daniels kicks him away. Daniels tries to pull out a foreign object but the referee sees him trying it. Daniels throws it to Kaz which the referee misses. AJ gets knocked to the floor as Daniels takes over. Back in a clothesline gets two.
Daniels hooks what appears to be a nerve hold and the fans are split. AJ gets in an enziguri to put Daniels down. Christopher goes over to Kaz for the foreign object but Kaz doesn't throw it in. Styles hits his moonsault into a reverse DDT and the springboard forearm. The Clash is countered again into a release Rock Bottom. BME misses but Daniels lands on his feet. Pele puts Daniels down but this time Kaz gives him the object. AJ tries to load up the Clash but as he pulls Daniels up, Daniels pops him with the knucks for the pin at 5:46.
Gunner tells Bischoff he'll protect him later.
Here are Joe and Magnus. Magnus talks about being back in the UK and how he has nothing against most parts of it. Tonight however, they're not in Her Majesty's UK. They're in England. Tonight he's come home and he's brought his partner with him. A few months ago there was a Wild Card Tag Team Tournament and everyone said this wouldn't work. However, they've proven everyone wrong. As for Morgan and Crimson, the only reason they're a team is so they don't have to face each other. At Against All Odds, they'll win the titles.
Here are the champions and they say the time for talking is done. The champs clear the ring very quickly, running over Magnus and Joe as they have every time that it's been on a level playing field. Joe pulls Magnus out before the double chokeslam takes him out.
Austin Aries vs. Doug Williams vs. Alex Shelley
This is non-title. Aries is sent to the floor so Williams and Shelley do their own thing for a few moments. Sliced Bread is countered and Williams goes after Shelley's knee. Aries slides back as Shelley hits the floor. Doug dives on Shelley and Aries dives on Doug to put everyone down. Aries tries a superplex on Williams but Shelley comes back in and tries a Doomsday Device, but Aries escapes. Pendulum Elbow takes WAY too long to launch and Shelley moves. Chaos Theory to Shelley hits but Aries kicks Williams low to break it up. Shelley countered the brainbuster and hits Sliced Bread for the pin at 4:45.
Hogan is talking to Garrett in the back when Sting comes in. Sting and Hogan are all cool and Hogan asks Garrett to step out for a minute. Hogan says Sting has a target on him and everyone is coming for him. If Sting needs Hulk's help, he'll have it. Sting says he likes the sound of that and Hogan says something is going to go down. The cameraman is thrown out before that gets explained.
Video of the fans talking about how much the love Impact.
Here's a video from earlier today with Tara at the arena. She's filming stuff when Gail comes in and beats her up. They go into the arena so as not to draw cops I suppose with Gail destroying her. She leaves Tara laying.
Quick video from Hogan talking about how TNA is this close to being the best in the world.
Here are Hulk and Garrett with Hulk talking about how these are the best fans in the world. Hogan talks about everything the fans have given to him over the years and how now he wants the fans to give all of that to Garrett now. And the fans just do not care one bit. There's a canned pop and it still sounds weak. Hogan blames Eric for a lot of Garrett's problems and here's the papa now.
Eric and Gunner come out and Eric wants to know who Hogan thinks he is to get in Eric's family business. Hogan says it's not Eric's time anymore. Eric says it's not Hogan's time anymore and that Hogan has no right to be here. Hogan says Eric doesn't get it and that he has the Hulkamania Stroke around here. He talked to Sting and Hogan has booked Garrett vs. Gunner at the PPV. There's more to it but Gunner and Garrett get into a fight. Eric hits Hogan low and down goes Garrett. Hogan gets up and clears the ring, still making Garrett look like a guy that is in way over his head and has to be saved. Garrett hits his dad and that's about it.
Ray is mad at Roode and yells some more about Roode not having his back. Roode says they'll be ok and wants a hug. Ray hugs him and says three days.
Hey it's Hogan and Garrett again. Hulk says that they'll put an end to Eric's time in this business so Garrett can have a future. How exactly is Eric stopping that?
Mickie James vs. Velvet Sky
The announcers talk about Star Wars and Princess Leia in particular. The girls are a bit sloppy with Velvet barely holding onto a side roll. Mickie sends her into the corner and the fans are booing this somewhat. Headscissors puts Mickie down but she pops up and hits a low dropkick for two. Mickie hooks a seated abdominal stretch and the fans still don't care. Velvet comes back and drives Mickie into both knees one at a time. Taz talks about pigeons and both girls reverse each others' finishers. Velvet rolls Mickie up for the pin with a small package at 5:18.
Video on the UK tour so far.
Video on the PPV main event with all four of them talking about the match. There's a ton of time left too.
Sting/James Storm vs. Bobby Roode/Bully Ray
Sting and Roode start us off and Sting quickly takes him down and puts on the Scorpion in less than two minutes. Ray comes in but Sting avoids the big boot. Off to Storm and the ring is cleared as we take a break. Back with Ray demanding Storm get in and here's the Cowboy. The announcers talk about how there's been no sign of Abyss since Genesis, which is a point I had forgotten about.
Storm takes over and winds up for awhile before poking Ray in the eye. Back to Sting as the dominance continues. The heels finally take over and work on the injured ribs of Storm. Roode comes in with a body vice and slams Storm into the mat before Storm can make the tag. Off to a bearhug which Storm breaks up with a poke to the eye. A Russian legsweep takes Ray down and it's off to Sting vs. Roode.
He beats on Ray as well as house is cleaned. Both guys get splashes but a second to Roode misses. Sting calls on his memories with Flair and slams Roode off for two. Roode's head goes onto Ray's balls to send Ray to the outside. Spinebuster gets two on Sting but the fisherman's suplex is countered. Death Drop puts Roode down and the Deathlock goes on. Ray looks to save but Ray say see you in three days. Roode taps at 15:14.
Results
Christopher Daniels b. AJ Styles Pin after Daniels hit Styles with brass knuckles
Alex Shelley b. Austin Aries and Doug Williams Sliced Bread #2 to Aries
Velvet Sky b. Mickie James Small Package
Sting/James Storm b. Bobby Roode/Bully Ray Scorpion Deathlock to Roode
Smackdown got a 2.2, up slightly from last week.
Monday Night Raw
Date: February 6, 2012
Location: Chesapeake Energy Arena, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Commentators: Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler
We're on the second of the three Raws between the Rumble and the Chamber. Last week's show was pretty awesome with the return of Undertaker to apparently challenge HHH. Also it appears that HHH is back in charge instead of Johnny Ace which should at least be interesting. We should get some more matches for the PPV tonight too. Let's get to it.
We open with a gong. Oh wait it's just a recap from last week with Taker returning and seeming challenging HHH.
6 Pack Challenge tonight with the winner entering the Chamber last. Also Show vs. Bryan.
Here's HHH to open things up. He says he was here last week to fire Johnny Ace. He wasn't here to wish him well, but rather well in all of his future endeavors. However he never got that far. Ace being called a man is an exaggeration as he's more of a weasel. Apparently Ace flew to Stamford to plead for another chance and HHH has to wait on the proposal. The decision should be in by tomorrow morning.
However he's not here for that, but rather to talk about the return of the Undertaker. He talks about hearing the gong go off and it still gives him chills. Taker is the only person that humbles HHH when they're in the ring together. Last week though, HHH didn't feel humble or anything like that. He felt sorry for the Undertaker. He knows what he did to Undertaker last year and he chooses to remember the Undertaker in a certain way.
HHH plays a highlight reel of Taker's career and I think this is all from Wrestlemania. That's how HHH wants to remember him, not like this, which brings up a video of Taker not being able to stand after last year's match. Due to that, the challenge for Wrestlemania is declined. If they have to do it again, HHH will have to finish it. He respects Taker too much and this is over.
HHH goes to leave and his music cuts off. There go the lights and a video from the match last year plays. Taker is somewhere and says it's not over. The victory last year means nothing and he wants what belongs to him. So it's Shawn's storyline from two years ago with Taker in Shawn's place?
Daniel Bryan vs. Big Show
AJ comes out with Bryan in a neckbrace. Show takes him straight to the corner and the power begins. He throws Bryan around a lot until Bryan gets in a kick to the knee and we take a break. Back with Bryan's half crab being broken as Big Show powers him around. Spear gets two. Show loads up the chokeslam but Bryan counters into a guillotine choke. Bryan gets in a shot to the leg and goes up but Show kicks him to the floor. Now Bryan is holding his knee but he was goldbricking. Show charges at Bryan but almost crushes AJ again. Bryan takes AJ to the back and loses by countout at 7:32.
Bryan says Show tried to run her over on purpose and she's more important than the title. On Sunday (the PPV is in two weeks), he'll still be Bryan, a vegan and the champion.
Carl Edwards, a NASCAR driver drove his car into the arena last week and met with Cena. Cena will be the official starter for the Daytona 500.
Video on the Elimination Chamber.
Here's Otunga in the ring and he has something to say. He praises Ace and wants the Board of Directors to keep Ace on the job. Otunga asks for us to join him in prayer and he Tebows. We get an announcement from HHH that right now, Otunga has a match.
Sheamus vs. David Otunga
Otunga is in his suit, sweater and bowtie. Sheamus immediately loads up the Celtic Cross but Otunga escapes, losing the sweater in the process. A double ax takes him down and there are the ten forearms. The shirt is torn now as well. Otunga holds onto the top rope and grabs a DDT to take over. He stomps away and chokes a little bit but Sheamus is all ticked off. Brogue Kick ends this in 2:04.
Here's Jericho who says the end of the world is here. He's here to end the lying, the plagiarism and all that jazz. Everyone who is in this ring is a Chris Jericho wannabe. The fans are all wannabes too. He got all of the fans to believe whatever he wanted. Jericho admits he trolled all of them. Miz scowling in a suit is a Jericho thing. Kofi flying around is a Jericho thing. Dolph walking to the ring with Vickie is a Jericho thing because he walked to the ring with Stephanie. O........k?
Then we have CM Punk. Punk says he's the best in the world but in reality he's a Chris Jericho wannabe and he knows deep down inside that Jericho is the best in the world. He doesn't have to write it on the back of a t-shirt but he knows it. Jericho is back to claim what is his and that means the end of the world of CM Punk. Here's Punk who comes in with a mic and drops it. Instead he holds up the title then turns his back on Jericho. Jericho looks like he's pulling his arm back to hit Punk but doesn't and the champ leaves. Jericho yells about wanting Punk to say something but Punk keeps walking.
Randy Orton/Great Khali vs. Wade Barrett/Cody Rhodes
Orton and Barrett start but it's quickly off to Khali with the chops. He chops Orton HARD for the tag back in. Off to Rhodes and we're in an 80s style kick and punch match. Orton hits the elevated DDT and Khali tags himself back in. They get in an argument but Khali chops Rhodes out of the air during a Beautiful Disaster attempt for the pin at 3:45.
Khali tries to chop Orton post match but takes the RKO instead.
Now we hear about a Twitter argument between Rock and Cena. Now we see the Cena video AGAIN.
Tamina/Alicia Fox/Kelly Kelly/Eve Torres vs. Beth Phoenix/Natalya/Bella Twins
We get an inset promo from Beth who talks about how she's unbeatable. She starts with Eve and the beating begins. Off to a Bella who is chopped in the chest to bring her in. She walks into a Samoan Drop from Tamina and the Superfly Splash ends this in 1:33.
HHH is in the back when Ace comes up. Ace is all smiley and says he's still the interim GM. He met with the Board earlier today and they're very nice people. He'll accept whatever decision they make. Shawn is going to be here next week. Also it's officially Cena vs. Kane in an ambulance match. Speaking of ambulances, HHH says Ace's career is on a flatline. If Ace doesn't leave right now, he'll be flatlined.
The decision on Ace will be announced tomorrow morning at 10AM.
We get the same video from earlier with Taker's voiceover.
Ace says he thinks the Board is looking for someone honest rather than someone who is a brute.
CM Punk vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. R-Truth vs. The Miz vs. Chris Jericho vs. Kofi Kingston
This is one fall to a finish and the winner gets to be #6 in the Chamber. Roberts fumbles over the rules before the match starts. Everyone is in the ring at once so I'm not going to try to keep up with what's going on. Jericho heads to the floor which is a smart move. Other than him, everyone but Ziggler and Kofi go to the floor. Truth TOTALLY misses a dive and crashes to the floor on his back.
Ziggler teases a dive but stops to strut. Punk clotheslines him down for two as we take a break. Back and Truth is carried out. Jericho and Kofi are on the floor and Kofi is down. Punk hits a combination neckbreaker/DDT on both heels but it only gets two on Miz. The Vice goes on both guys but Kofi makes the save. It's down to Punk vs. Jericho but Miz and Dolph come back in.
Jericho and Miz clothesline each other down as this match is going VERY slowly. Punk goes up for a superplex on Dolph but it winds up being a Tower of Doom. Miz covers Punk as Jericho covers Dolph so the referee counts both, getting two both times. Miz tries for the Finale on Jericho but Kofi comes in with Trouble in Paradise to Miz, sending him to the floor. Middle rope missile dropkick takes Kofi down and it's off to a chinlock.
Jericho misses the Lionsault and blocks Trouble in Paradise. There are the Walls for Kofi but Punk comes back in with a knee to the back of Jericho's head. Chris is sent to the floor and Ziggler tries a rollup, getting two. GTS takes Ziggler down but Jericho breaks it up, sending Punk onto the table. Jericho slides in and steals the pin on Ziggler at 12:25.
Jericho sits like Punk in the ring.
We hear screaming and Eve is being yelled at by Kane. He says he has to do something because of the hate. Cena is starting to embrace the hate and when he finally does it fully, he'll be in a better place. Until then though, Kane is afraid for Eve and Cena. More than that though, he's afraid of himself. Ok then.
Results
Big Show b. Daniel Bryan via countout
Sheamus b. David Otunga Brogue Kick
Great Khali/Randy Orton b. Cody Rhodes/Wade Barrett Chop to Rhodes
Kelly Kelly/Eve Torres/Tamina/Alicia Fox b. Beth Phoenix/Natalya/Bella Twins Superfly Splash to Brie Bella
Chris Jericho b. CM Punk, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, The Miz and R-Truth Jericho pinned Ziggler after a GTS from Punk
Tuesday
Raw got a 3.3.
Wednesday
NXT
Date: February 8, 2012
Location: BOK Center, Tulsa, Oklahoma
Commentators: William Regal, Josh Matthews
Here we are again. I really don't know what to talk about here other than Young and Titus seem to have formed a new alliance after hating each other for so long. I don't know how well Titus' heel turn is going yet because he doesn't have anything to gain. I'm sure nothing will change here because that's how this show works. We're at a month away from this being running for a year. Let's get to it.
We are Wild And Young and feel the need to sing about it.
Striker opens the show and tells us that there are four matches tonight, including the Usos vs. Hawkins/Reks. You know, to freshen things up a bit.
Derrick Bateman vs. Heath Slater
Bateman takes over to start but misses a corner charge. Regal talks about punching a homeless man as Slater punches him down. A leg lariat puts Bateman down and it's off to a chinlock. Bateman fights up and hits something like a modified STO for two. A flip neckbreaker like the one John Morrison used to use gets the same. Slater pops up and hits his running spinning sleeper drop for the pin at 3:27. That needs a bad name.
Percy Watson vs. Darren Young
Titus is on commentary. Percy starts out fast and takes him down where he stomps away on the ribs. They go to the floor and Percy gets caught in the ring skirt. Back in a swinging neckbreaker gets two for Darren and it's off to a body scissors. Titus goes on a rant about how no one has done anything for him so he's controlling his own destiny. Young charges at Watson in the corner but Percy moves, sending Young chest first into the buckle. The Heisman (spinning splash) gets two and the Persecution gets the pin at 4:24.
Titus gets in the ring and tells Percy that when Titus attacks him, Percy will know it.
Johnny Curtis hits on Kaitlyn and implies that Bateman has a crush on her.
Trent Barretta vs. Tyson Kidd
Yes please. They run the ropes a bit with Kidd hitting an elbow to the face to take over. Trent knocks him off the apron and they head to the floor. Whisper in the Wind off the barricade takes Kidd down but he goes down as well. Back in the ring Kidd comes off the top but jumps into a dropkick which gets two for Trent. Kidd charges in the corner but Trent gets up two knees to take him down.
He tries what looks like a one legged Codebreaker but Kidd counters into a Sharpshooter attempt. That's countered as well but Kidd kicks his head off and a release German gets two. These kickouts and counters are getting good. Trent gets in a shot to take Kidd down and heads up. A missile dropkick gets two and Barretta is getting frustrated. They go into a pinfall reversal sequence and Kidd hooks him into a sunset flip for the pin at 5:22.
Kidd helps Trent up post match which is a different style for him.
Kaitlyn goes up to Bateman in the back and Maxine comes in to yell about the loss earlier. There's a match set up. Curtis can be seen watching in the back as the girls argue.
Kaitlyn vs. Maxine
Regal goes into a LONG rant which almost has to be a song lyric or a poem. He literally talks for 34 seconds and says that's what Maxine said. It ended with what sounded like shoplifters of the world unite. From what I can find that's a song by The Smiths. Kaitlyn drops a leg and Regal says her legs could crack walnuts for him at Christmas. Maxine hooks a dragon sleeper to slow things down. Kaitlyn comes back with some knees and the worst cross body ever, due to a lack of jumping. Maxine wins with a crucifix at 2:59. This was your usual NXT Divas match.
Video on the Chamber which I think is the same one from Raw.
Trent is getting out of his gear in the back when Kidd comes up and says Trent has earned his respect. Kidd proposes a tag team and asks Trent to think about it. Can we please get an NXT Tag Title already? In this case there actually is a division for it.
Usos vs. Tyler Reks/Curt Hawkins
Curt and let's say Jey start us off. Hawkins takes him down a few times but walks into a northern lights for two. Off to Jimmy vs. Reks as the Usos do their I say Us, you say O thing which gets a reaction as it always does. Hawkins is sent to the floor and the Usos double team to dive onto Hawkins. Reks and Hawkins use a nice misdirection move to get a boot to Jey's head and we take a break.
Back with Reks hooking Jey in a chinlock and then hitting a boot for two. Back to Hawkins and things slow way down. Reks and Hawkins are very uninteresting in the ring and they slow matches down so much when they're in there. Reks and Hawkins double team even more but Jey blocks a charge in the corner with a boot.
Hawkins gets Reks back in again though and Jey gets pounded on even more. The heels tag again and it's back to Curt for a chinlock. Jey takes him down and brings in Jimmy. Everything breaks down and Jimmy escapes the spinning Rack neckbreaker. He gets shoved into a cane shot by Hawkins and Reks gets a rollup pin at 7:29.
Striker runs out to report the cane shot (why doesn't this happen more often?) and Hawkins drops him with a right hand.
Results
Heath Slater b. Derrick Bateman Spinning Sleeper Mat Slam
Percy Watson b. Darren Young Persecution
Tyson Kidd b. Trent Barretta Sunset flip
Maxine b. Kaitlyn Crucifix
Tyler Reks/Curt Hawkins b. The Usos Rollup to Jimmy after a cane shot from Hawkins
Thursday
Impact Wrestling
Date: February 9, 2012
Location: Wembley Arena, London, England
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Tazz
It's the go home show for Against All Odds and the final show in England. These shows are always fun because you get a much better crowd before we head back to Orlando on Sunday and the crowd that could put a Nick Bockwinkle promo to sleep. We'll probably get a few more matches to flesh out the card tonight and remember there's no Hardy due to travel issues. Let's get to it.
Oh and it's the Star Wars episode. This could mean ANYTHING.
We open with the Star Wars theme and shots of Qui-Gon Jin and Obi-Wan preparing to face droids. This is put together with hogan returning last week. We also talk about the four way a bit.
Here's Ray to open the show who says he wants to talk to Bobby Roode and only Bobby Roode right now. Ray isn't happy. Here's Roode and Ray says cut his music. He meets Roode in the aisle and wants to know why Roode hasn't had his back at all. Ray says he had Roode's back against Storm but where was Roode for him? He says that Roode has the title because Ray has kept it on him.
Roode says he's had Ray's back and Ray says that's true, but last time he put a knife in it. Bobby says their problems are both with Sting and here comes the scorpion enthusiast. Sting declares himself the special enforcer at the PPV and also, tonight it's going to be the two of them against Storm and himself.
Hogan and Garrett arrive.
We recap the AJ/Daniels/Kaz story with Kaz being forced to turn on AJ due to some form of control that Daniels has over him.
Christopher Daniels vs. AJ Styles
These two must be approaching Sheik vs. Bobo Brazil lengths of a feud. Daniels jumps him quickly but AJ knocks him to the floor and hits a great flipping dive. Coming back in AJ dives over the top and almost gets the Styles Clash but Daniels kicks him away. Daniels tries to pull out a foreign object but the referee sees him trying it. Daniels throws it to Kaz which the referee misses. AJ gets knocked to the floor as Daniels takes over. Back in a clothesline gets two.
Daniels hooks what appears to be a nerve hold and the fans are split. AJ gets in an enziguri to put Daniels down. Christopher goes over to Kaz for the foreign object but Kaz doesn't throw it in. Styles hits his moonsault into a reverse DDT and the springboard forearm. The Clash is countered again into a release Rock Bottom. BME misses but Daniels lands on his feet. Pele puts Daniels down but this time Kaz gives him the object. AJ tries to load up the Clash but as he pulls Daniels up, Daniels pops him with the knucks for the pin at 5:46.
Gunner tells Bischoff he'll protect him later.
Here are Joe and Magnus. Magnus talks about being back in the UK and how he has nothing against most parts of it. Tonight however, they're not in Her Majesty's UK. They're in England. Tonight he's come home and he's brought his partner with him. A few months ago there was a Wild Card Tag Team Tournament and everyone said this wouldn't work. However, they've proven everyone wrong. As for Morgan and Crimson, the only reason they're a team is so they don't have to face each other. At Against All Odds, they'll win the titles.
Here are the champions and they say the time for talking is done. The champs clear the ring very quickly, running over Magnus and Joe as they have every time that it's been on a level playing field. Joe pulls Magnus out before the double chokeslam takes him out.
Austin Aries vs. Doug Williams vs. Alex Shelley
This is non-title. Aries is sent to the floor so Williams and Shelley do their own thing for a few moments. Sliced Bread is countered and Williams goes after Shelley's knee. Aries slides back as Shelley hits the floor. Doug dives on Shelley and Aries dives on Doug to put everyone down. Aries tries a superplex on Williams but Shelley comes back in and tries a Doomsday Device, but Aries escapes. Pendulum Elbow takes WAY too long to launch and Shelley moves. Chaos Theory to Shelley hits but Aries kicks Williams low to break it up. Shelley countered the brainbuster and hits Sliced Bread for the pin at 4:45.
Hogan is talking to Garrett in the back when Sting comes in. Sting and Hogan are all cool and Hogan asks Garrett to step out for a minute. Hogan says Sting has a target on him and everyone is coming for him. If Sting needs Hulk's help, he'll have it. Sting says he likes the sound of that and Hogan says something is going to go down. The cameraman is thrown out before that gets explained.
Video of the fans talking about how much the love Impact.
Here's a video from earlier today with Tara at the arena. She's filming stuff when Gail comes in and beats her up. They go into the arena so as not to draw cops I suppose with Gail destroying her. She leaves Tara laying.
Quick video from Hogan talking about how TNA is this close to being the best in the world.
Here are Hulk and Garrett with Hulk talking about how these are the best fans in the world. Hogan talks about everything the fans have given to him over the years and how now he wants the fans to give all of that to Garrett now. And the fans just do not care one bit. There's a canned pop and it still sounds weak. Hogan blames Eric for a lot of Garrett's problems and here's the papa now.
Eric and Gunner come out and Eric wants to know who Hogan thinks he is to get in Eric's family business. Hogan says it's not Eric's time anymore. Eric says it's not Hogan's time anymore and that Hogan has no right to be here. Hogan says Eric doesn't get it and that he has the Hulkamania Stroke around here. He talked to Sting and Hogan has booked Garrett vs. Gunner at the PPV. There's more to it but Gunner and Garrett get into a fight. Eric hits Hogan low and down goes Garrett. Hogan gets up and clears the ring, still making Garrett look like a guy that is in way over his head and has to be saved. Garrett hits his dad and that's about it.
Ray is mad at Roode and yells some more about Roode not having his back. Roode says they'll be ok and wants a hug. Ray hugs him and says three days.
Hey it's Hogan and Garrett again. Hulk says that they'll put an end to Eric's time in this business so Garrett can have a future. How exactly is Eric stopping that?
Mickie James vs. Velvet Sky
The announcers talk about Star Wars and Princess Leia in particular. The girls are a bit sloppy with Velvet barely holding onto a side roll. Mickie sends her into the corner and the fans are booing this somewhat. Headscissors puts Mickie down but she pops up and hits a low dropkick for two. Mickie hooks a seated abdominal stretch and the fans still don't care. Velvet comes back and drives Mickie into both knees one at a time. Taz talks about pigeons and both girls reverse each others' finishers. Velvet rolls Mickie up for the pin with a small package at 5:18.
Video on the UK tour so far.
Video on the PPV main event with all four of them talking about the match. There's a ton of time left too.
Sting/James Storm vs. Bobby Roode/Bully Ray
Sting and Roode start us off and Sting quickly takes him down and puts on the Scorpion in less than two minutes. Ray comes in but Sting avoids the big boot. Off to Storm and the ring is cleared as we take a break. Back with Ray demanding Storm get in and here's the Cowboy. The announcers talk about how there's been no sign of Abyss since Genesis, which is a point I had forgotten about.
Storm takes over and winds up for awhile before poking Ray in the eye. Back to Sting as the dominance continues. The heels finally take over and work on the injured ribs of Storm. Roode comes in with a body vice and slams Storm into the mat before Storm can make the tag. Off to a bearhug which Storm breaks up with a poke to the eye. A Russian legsweep takes Ray down and it's off to Sting vs. Roode.
He beats on Ray as well as house is cleaned. Both guys get splashes but a second to Roode misses. Sting calls on his memories with Flair and slams Roode off for two. Roode's head goes onto Ray's balls to send Ray to the outside. Spinebuster gets two on Sting but the fisherman's suplex is countered. Death Drop puts Roode down and the Deathlock goes on. Ray looks to save but Ray say see you in three days. Roode taps at 15:14.
Results
Christopher Daniels b. AJ Styles Pin after Daniels hit Styles with brass knuckles
Alex Shelley b. Austin Aries and Doug Williams Sliced Bread #2 to Aries
Velvet Sky b. Mickie James Small Package
Sting/James Storm b. Bobby Roode/Bully Ray Scorpion Deathlock to Roode