We finally get to see Jessica Alba's tits

[I Suck Ass]

I'm obviously not going to post pics. Just google it. She has got to be one of the hottest women alive.

 

[Wolfdemon]

Would your parents approve?

 

[I Suck Ass]

Probably not. But my mom is taking a nap, and my dad is at work.

 

[Buffalo Dave]

Are you talking about the photoshopped pics from Machette?

She has a no nude clause in anything she does!!

 

[I Suck Ass]

No, they are real.

 

[Buffalo Dave]

No they're not!!

 

[Lee]

Yeah she has a no nude clause as she said her parents would be not impressed!

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Noah's not talking about her scene from Machete. She took pictures of herself while she was pregnant, and they just so happened to show her tits. They weren't really sexual in nature, which is why no one's made a big deal of them.

 

[The Crock]

Where are these photos? Provide me with a link.

 

[Fizzy]

Poor girl. Takes pictures of herself pregnant, and perverts go fucking wild.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

What do you expect Fizzy? Noah's a prebubecent boy with strict Christian parents.

Sexual in nature or not a set of tits will drive that boy wild.

 

[Phoenix]

Jessica Alba sort of did a nude scene in Machete. I say sort of because the scene was filmed with Jessica in her bra and panties. They digitally removed them later to make it seem like she was naked. You may think that was a cop out and totally ruins it but these tissues littered around my feet prove otherwise.

See pic below for the pre-digital edit version (no nudity):

Spoiler

 

[klunderbunker]

See pic below for the pre-digital edit version (no nudity):

Spoiler

Whoa whoa whoa. I can use a computer to make people's clothes disappear?

DAMN IT SLY GET THE FUCK ONLINE NOW!!!

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Whoa whoa whoa. I can use a computer to make people's clothes disappear?

DAMN IT SLY GET THE FUCK ONLINE NOW!!!

You might be able to do it in Photoshop.

 

[The Doctor]

You might be able to do it in Photoshop.

Probably.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Thats uh, kinda fuckin creepy as shit, guys

 

[The Doctor]

I wouldn't do it, because it would be creepy as shit, and pointless. And too much work.

I'm just saying it's possible.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Im talking about the subject of the thread, Doc, the thread

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Yea, that is pretty creepy. I'd rather not search for a picture of a pregnant womens tits, thankyouverymuch.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

It's Noah, what do you expect?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I expect he'll certainly get caught when his parents look in the browser history. Just imagine the whupping he'll get when they find pics of pregnant titties.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Nah, a preggie woman is fine, im just pretty sure she didnt take the photos for them to be mass distributed spank bank material

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I expect he'll certainly get caught when his parents look in the browser history. Just imagine the whupping he'll get when they find pics of pregnant titties.

What the fuck ever, wonder if his parents will realize its their fuckin fault

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I've always thought preggo's are disgusting.

edit: they're christian, they'll just blame the devil or some shit

 

[Fizzy]

Pretty sure they were taken by Cell Phone. Making me think they were for the babies father to see which makes it even creepier. I swear people act like they've never seen boobs before. Even if he is 14, and sheltered there are plenty more websites to see perfectly good tits.