Ambiguous Turd
Mid-Card Championship Winner
This kind of coincides with my last post regarding the WWE and the hopeful return of ringside managers, in which I nominated Theodore R Long as a perfect candidate for this position .... but I just have some comments about Teddy Long as GM of Smackdown.
Long is there, just to give him a job at this point, and I think we all know it. He adds nothing ... and I mean NOTHING in this role. He has done it for so long now, that nobody even cares about Teddy Long even more.
Vince, your Mr. McMahon character said it best on Smackdown a few months back .... Teddy Long in this current role is "B-O-R-I-N-G". So my question is, "Why haven't you done anything about it?"
Sure you put him on probation, and we had a storyline going for a while there ... with him seemingly turning Heel under your orders, but that went absolutely nowhere.
Now, we bring Vickie Guerrero in as a "Consultant" (in other words, new GM to be ... which is ALSO a big mistake, as she has worn out her welcome in that role, as well) ... which again leaves Long in limbo.
Can you seriously not find anything else for this man to do in the company?
Make Teddy Long a manager. And yes, I mean a ringside Manager. Is the word "Manager" honestly that dirty a word to you, Vince?
Long has done the GM role since 2004 .... 5 YEARS .... with only a brief reprieve from it. His act is stale, tired, boring, uncreative, lackluster, and a waste of the man's talents. He can talk on the mic, but he's done this position long enough, and you NEED to give him something else to do.
And he could be used to elevate superstars that need to be elevated, in a managerial role. If you are going to pay him, because you want to give the man a job, then let him manage. He's an absolutely perfect candidate for it, and has boatloads of experience. He'll do exactly what you tell him to do, and act exactly how you tell him to act in the role.
But this back and forth game between Teddy Long and Vickie Guerrero as GM's of Smackdown has got to stop. NEITHER ONE OF THEM should be in this role any longer.
But let's take some initiative here and do something else with this man, other than the same damn thing he's done for 5 years, which he obviously has nothing left to offer in this role. It is absolutely boring to the audience.
Long is there, just to give him a job at this point, and I think we all know it. He adds nothing ... and I mean NOTHING in this role. He has done it for so long now, that nobody even cares about Teddy Long even more.
Vince, your Mr. McMahon character said it best on Smackdown a few months back .... Teddy Long in this current role is "B-O-R-I-N-G". So my question is, "Why haven't you done anything about it?"
Sure you put him on probation, and we had a storyline going for a while there ... with him seemingly turning Heel under your orders, but that went absolutely nowhere.
Now, we bring Vickie Guerrero in as a "Consultant" (in other words, new GM to be ... which is ALSO a big mistake, as she has worn out her welcome in that role, as well) ... which again leaves Long in limbo.
Can you seriously not find anything else for this man to do in the company?
Make Teddy Long a manager. And yes, I mean a ringside Manager. Is the word "Manager" honestly that dirty a word to you, Vince?
Long has done the GM role since 2004 .... 5 YEARS .... with only a brief reprieve from it. His act is stale, tired, boring, uncreative, lackluster, and a waste of the man's talents. He can talk on the mic, but he's done this position long enough, and you NEED to give him something else to do.
And he could be used to elevate superstars that need to be elevated, in a managerial role. If you are going to pay him, because you want to give the man a job, then let him manage. He's an absolutely perfect candidate for it, and has boatloads of experience. He'll do exactly what you tell him to do, and act exactly how you tell him to act in the role.
But this back and forth game between Teddy Long and Vickie Guerrero as GM's of Smackdown has got to stop. NEITHER ONE OF THEM should be in this role any longer.
But let's take some initiative here and do something else with this man, other than the same damn thing he's done for 5 years, which he obviously has nothing left to offer in this role. It is absolutely boring to the audience.