UNWF Monday Night Mauling!
The Video goes off and then the fireworks!
Jim Ross: Hi and welcome to Monday Night Mauling! I'm Here with my partner Matt Strika!
Matt Sryker: Tonight in the Main Event we will have The Undertaker vs. Blade with the winner facing Triple X at UNWF No mans Land for the Title!
JR: yes! and John Morrison Defends against Cody Rhodes TONIGHT!!!!
MS:Yeah Oh look here comes Matt and AJ.
(Matt and AJ come to the ring)
JR: what are they here for?
(Matt and AJ both get a mic)
Matt H: We... We... Are the next Tag champs!
AJ: yeah i know matt... how can anyone think we cant?
Matt: they where AWARDED the titles when we beat them we'll prove our point.
AJ: c'mon we need to get ready so we can crush my opponent tonight
JR: well they ARE full of themselves.
MS: they are sooooo far up thier own ars...
JR: Woah partner, you lookin to get fired????
MS:
no...
JR: well time for our fist match
(out comes Petey williams in a costume)
JR: oh look its Petey the pirate!
MS: You think his costumes good look at his finisher its called the Treasure Loot (Canadian destroyer)
(out comes Blue Demon Jr)
JR: here he is ladies and gentlemen, Blue deomon
MS: A former NWA champion and a good wrestler (A pop at NWA

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DING! DING!
JR: and they lock up, oh wait Blue Demon gets him in a headlock and....
MS: DDT oh a pin fall
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Kickout.
Jr: a good kickout
MS: what visous stomps by Petey the Pirate!
JR: Blue Demon Jumps Up and a clothesline! he picks up Petey and hits a gut kick and another.
MS: Blue demon runs against the ropes and cross bodies Petey
Petey Stays standing! Oh look a spear!
JR: Petey Picks him up Irish whip into the corner
MS: Body Splash!
JR: Scoop slam by Petey
MS: he picks Demon up
JR: he looks groggy oh wait!
MS: A hurrincanrana!
JR: no its been reversed into a Treasure Loot!!!
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DING DING!
Petey D. Blue Demon by pinfall in 5:21
We go backstage to see Todd Grisham
Todd: Wow this looks to be a great night.
(HBK walks in)
HBK: Hi.
(HBK goes over to the vending machine todd follows)
Todd: Do you have a match shawn
Shawn: Yeah whatever, Batista, SCM, Pinfall... i'll win blah blah...(he pauses)...
Todd: whats the matter Shawn?
Shawn: you got a quarter?
Todd: yeah but I need it...
Shawn: What for???...(he smiles)
Todd:...
condoms
Shawn: (looks unhappy)...I do NOT think so pretty boy (HBK superkicks him, reaches into Todds pocket takes the quarter and puts it in the machine)
Machine: Coin Rejected!
(Shawn puts it back in)
Machine: Coin Rejected
Shawn

looks very upset tears in eyes) Damn thing (he superkicks it)
(can falls out)
Shawn: wow Im good

(he starts dancing... Then Stops) This aint Coke (he leaves gutted)
Ding Ding
John Morrison vs Cody (united nations title)
JR: Straight away Cody whips John against the ropes
MS: Rhodes flips Morison over.
JR: But Morrison lands on his feet
MS: how Athletic!!!
JR: he turns round into a clothesline!
MS: Rhodes hits a elbow drop
JR: PIN
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Kickout!
MS: Rhodes Picks up Morrison but he fights back oh a punch and a kick
JR: and another! And a neckbreaker! Now a standing shooting star press
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Kickout!
MS: Cody Grabs Morrison!
JR: and a Boston Crab!
MS: will he tap?
JR: John is in pain here!
MS: Cody might win the title right now!
JR: Look its Rhino running down the ramp!
MS: Rhino Spears Orton runs in the ring, ohhhhhh what a kick to Codys head!
DING DING
JR: Rhino saved John Morrison! (they Hug)
MS: Oh No!!!
Loser but still champ: Morrison
Commercial Break
Shad and JTG are in the ring
Shad: We... (Twist of styles music hits)
(Twist of styles enters)
DING DING
JR: What was Shad going to say??
MS: dunno
JR: Shad and Matt starting off I see
MS: Shad with a clothesline.
JR: and matt retaliates with punches and kicks!
MS: Shad brushes them off a punches matt in the face!
JR: Matt hits an arm drag and a Louz Thez press and now a side effect!!!
MS: Matt tags in styles!
JR: Shad hits a spear!
MS: NO! AJ dodged it
JR: AJ taunting Shad...
MS: shad is up
JR: PELE KICK! PELE KICK!
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(JTG gets the ref attention)
JR: Oh no JTG is cheating!
MS: Oh Yeah Shad kicked out
(Shad gets up and the ref turns round)
JR: Shad tags In JTG
MS: JTG using the ropes to leap into this match!
JR: Cross Body!
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Kickout!
JR: JTG Kicks AJ down to the mat
MS: JTG climbs the top rope.... What an elbow drop! AJ is stunned and hurt.
JR: But he tags out to Hardy! Hardy Flips over the ropes, what a kick to JTG's Chest. Hardy climbs the top rope and what an Elbow!!! Matt Picks him up... Side Effect!
MS: he is going for the pin!
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Kickout!
MS: Matt looks angry
JR: ohhhhh the signal!
(JTG slowly gets to his feet)
JR: The Kick The Kick
MS: Twist Of Fate! and a tag to Styles!
JR: AJ hits a Spiral Tap!
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DING DING
Winners and new No1 Contenders: Twist of styles!
JR: well that wasnt great
MS: Lets go backstage to see John Coachman
The Coach: Ladies and Gentleman My Guest, the king of kings, the Cerebral assassin, The Game and the UNWF Champion, Triple X!
XXX: Hello Coach
Coach: How does it feel to Know you may face either Blade or Taker?
XXX: Well I've beaten them both in World wrestling entertai.... Another promotion.
Coach: but they also beat you in the *uhum* other promotion
XXX: Yes But Truth be told... I'm the best in the business I'm a 14 time world champ, Coach?
Coach: Yes?
XXX: You tell me who else is?
Coach: Ric...
XXX: he was wrestling for 36 years, Coach, Ive been wrestling less then 20 I will beat Flairs record... LIKE IT OR NOT!!!
(XXX leaves on his way out he comes nose to nose with sting, XXX then leaves)
HBK Vs. Batista NODQ
JR: Here comes HBK accompanied by jeff hardy!
MS: and Batista! is entering
DING DING!
JR: HBK goes nose to nose with Batista
MS: Who do you think will win?
JR: I don't know King, I really Don't
MS: Batista out of nowhere!
JR: what a spinebuster!
MS: Shawns In Pain!!! batista stomps on him
JR: Batista gets him in a rear choke Hold
MS: will shawn give up???
JR: This looks hurtful!
MS: It is i've dealt and recieved that one!
JR: Shawn Manages to elbow 'tista in the face!! and he hits a super kick!
Look Jeff just gave HBK a Table! HBK sets it up
MS: while Batista gets up!
JR: HBK hits another Sweet Chin Music!
MS: batista lands on the table!
JR: HBK runs to the ropes ... and a flying splash!
MS: no batista moves HBK goes through the table!
JR: Batista goes for the win!
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Kickout!
JR: HBK Jumps Up into between batista's legs! Batista lifts him for the bomb ... But no Hurracanrana! HBK taunts 'Tista
MS: Batista rolls out the ring....
JR: Batista is getting his breath back... and hes getting a chair! He climbs into the ring
MS: he swings for HBK!
JR: HBK with Sweet Chin Music! into the chair and into batista's face!
MS: Batista is stunned But Not down, This is amazing!
JR: HBK goes for a roll up!
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Kickout!
JR: OMG!
MS: How did Batista kickout!?
JR: Shawn is amazed!!!
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Batista Is UP!?
JR: Shawn Micheals SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!
MS: and now Figure 4!
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JR: how can Batista take this Pain?
MS: he is truley an animal!
JR: Shawn I screaming!
MS: Batista is roaring!
(tap tap tap)
JR: Batista taps! He taps!
Your Winner: HBK
Commercial's
As we come back on air Rey Mysterio is in the ring
Rey: Tonight We have a Bikini contest!!!
Out you come diva's!!!
(out comes Mickie, Kelly kelly and... Awesome Kong???)
Rey: OK... Ladies do your 619 Thang!
(Mickie walks up and down the ring bending over at random points.)
(Kelly Kelly strips to please the crowd immensely then dances)
(awesome Kong just stands there looking angry)
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Rey: OK the winner is....... Kelly Kel... (awesome Kong looks like she is about to explode)...ly. (kong picks up rey but he dodges her then walks off holding hands with Kelly Kelly)
Rey: Sorry Kong...
Booker T is backstage with ... Santino Meralla!?
Santino: wadda-Up my-a homoboy?
Booker: its Homie not Homo!!!
Santino: yezz I know-a....
Booker: what are you saying
Santino: you betta shudd-a up not only am I GM (crowd goes nuts) I am-a active wrestla. So i will as whip you if you dont-a shaadup...Homo
(out comes Blade)
JR: It's Blade!
MS: I put my bet money on him!

JR: Really?
(out comes Taker)
JR:...It's....The Phenom
MS: Here he is... The deadman
Ding Ding!
JR: Blade and Taker lock up
MS: punches by Taker AND blade
JR: Blade hits Blade a cuttion
MS: And A pin
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Kickout!
MS: deadman Sits up!
JR: Blade is horrified!
MS: Deadman hits a scoop slam
JR: ohh a vicous elbow!
MS: He hits a leg breaker!
JR: ohh he picks Blade up... Heart Punch! and now a samoan Drop!
MS: Leg Drop! But Blade moves! Blade is stalking Taker...
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JR: Taker gets up! Blade lifts him onto his shoulders and...
MS: No taker turns it into a Tombstone!
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Kickout!
MS: He kicked Out!
JR: Undertaker signals the End
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Blade is up!
MS: Chokeslam!
JR: But No! Blade hits a kick to the groin while the ref wasn't looking!
MS: Taker hits a big Boot on Edge!
JR: But Blade ducks and spears taker!
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Kickout!
JR: Taker sits up again! he's up! Kick Blade is up!
MS: Last Ride!
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Kickout!
JR: taker grabs him by the throat!
MS: Chokeslam!
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Kickout!
JR: OMG he kicked out
MS: who is that
JR: a man with a black mask and black tights is in the ring, Oh My he just put his Boot in the ref's face! He's Picked Up taker he's Hit a Cyclone on him! now he has pick up the ref and leaving!.
MS: Blade covers taker confused
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Your winner and No1 Contender: Blade!
(Blade shrugs and smiles)
JR: shame on the masked man shame on him!
MS: So it will be XXX vs Blade for the title
JR: yes... see you next week viewers.