Uncut, Uncensored, Uncooked: It's the Raw LD

[The Doctor]

Put it this way, I don't know what the word is for surprise that isn't good, but that's what I'll be if nothing happens tonight, and it just becomes a handicap match against Nexus on Sunday.

Ask TNA fans.

 

[Theo Mays]

I. HATE. JUSTIN LONG.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I flush better sigs out of my arse.

Have you notified your doctor?

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Still waitin on the big angle...

 

[Stormtrooper]

Fucking Mac asshole is hosting RAW next week. FUCK Mac's, I'M A PC!

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

I'd like to know your diet?

Please, please, please don't make a thead in KB's Man dungeon or whatever he calls it.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Are they bobbing their heads to their own music?

 

[JGlass]

Hey, the pyro worked today! About time.

 

[The Doctor]

Have you notified your doctor?

 

[JGlass]

I. HATE. JUSTIN LONG.

I love Waiting and Accepted, but he has made a ton of shit movies.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

If Rey Mysterio jumped from behind a shelf when I'm getting my slurpee at 7-11, I'd beard slap him in the face.

Just imagining that made my day.

 

[MizisAwesome]

Somebody's going to have to make the save when Nexus starts the beatdown, maybe for a complete surprise, UNDERTAKER

 

[Bobby B]

This all points to the rock:

- PPV numbers down
- Big Angle
- What the rock said in January

And Hart comes out before Cena - come on!

 

[Hawkeye]

Jericho and Edge are matching. Too Cute!!!

 

[klunderbunker]

Need to see a pic of this beard.

 

[Theo Mays]

Still waitin on the big angle...

His name is Kurt.

 

[JGlass]

He should have come out to the television Batman's theme song.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Ask TNA fans.

Seriously, whoever designed this board should just code it so Doc is able to be repped an unlimited amount of times at any given time.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Why can't Bret ever wear his old glasses and give them away like in the good old days?

 

[klunderbunker]

This all points to the rock:

- PPV numbers down
- Big Angle
- What the rock said in January

And Hart comes out before Cena - come on!

Other than the fact that Rock doesn't need WWE anymore.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I knew that was gonna happen. And is Bret planning on wrasslin tonight? In that attire? Oh lord.

 

[The Doctor]

RRRRRRRAPADOOOO

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

The I'm A Mac guy is hosting Raw?

No doubt he's going to make a comment on the GM computer.

 

[Bobby B]

Why can't Bret ever wear his old glasses and give them away like in the good old days?

I take it you haven't seen the quarterly reports?

 

[modest-genius]

Do people really think they will squeeze Rock into the last 5 minutes of the show? lol