Uncut, Uncensored, Uncooked: It's the Raw LD

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JOHN MORRISON HAS A FUCKING BEARD

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Its pretty much the Friday movies combined with All About the Benjamins.

Lulz, yea. Except now Ice Cube is playing an old man. And Henry?? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCK

 

[modest-genius]

NEXUS.

IF YOU EVER LOVED WRESTLING.

TAKE HENRY, THE FUCK OUT.

 

[MizisAwesome]

2 boring tag-team promos in a row?? Henry's so fat he counts for 2 replacements . The ring better be reallly strong to support Khali and Kool-Aid man

 

[JoMo'sPonyTail]

Looks like I need to change my name to JoMo'sBeard.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

WOW that beard looks epic!

 

[LamaNamaneumi]

Fuck no, not KOL-AID.

 

[JGlass]

This was like a fucking cartoon.

Jericho: BOY! We're sure in a PICKLE Edge!
Edge: I know, but what are we gonna do?!?
Jericho: Oh gee! I just got a plan! All we gotta do is win tonight, and everything will be okay!

 

[Theo Mays]

John Morrison is trying to be a man with his beard.

Oh joy Mark Henry on Team WWE. Yay.

 

[Razor]

I don't understand why Jericho and Edge keep saying their plans on live, national TV. Do they think Cena isn't listening?

 

[The Doctor]

OH SHIT

MIZARK'S GON GET FUCKED UP

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Morrison should grow a Jesus beard

Sexual Chocolate Mark out.

 

[RatedRKOSuperstar]

Dammit no Don't put Henry in the damn match

 

[Digging4Plunder]

THey're making another one?? You sure?

honestly I read about it like 2 years ago.. that they were gonna pay an undisclosed amount of money to Chris Tucker to try to get him to finish the series up.. maybe one day.. i can only hope.

 

[hardrocker488]

John Morrison has a beard. Your argument is invalid.

 

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I wish Natalya was in that Divas contest

What about Tamina? I miss men impersonating divas.

 

[Razor]

Mark Henry on Team WWE is awesome. He consistently gets a reaction, and he can throw someone around. It'll be bad ass.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Schick Hydro, like getting jizzed on the face.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

honestly I read about it like 2 years ago.. that they were gonna pay an undisclosed amount of money to Chris Tucker to try to get him to finish the series up.. maybe one day.. i can only hope.

If Smokey AND Dede are in it I will piss myself in excitment.

 

[Hawkeye]

JoMo's beard + all that jiggle in Melina's ass makes them the sexiest couple in wrestling HISTORY

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Since I'm just about two commercial breaks behind, I'll have a mini-Mozz-only LD within this thread.

-Anyone else notice a serious tease for a Y2J face turn?
-Bret looks terrible, man.
-I don't mean to go on about what the guys are wearing, I'm not THAT gay yet, but I love Edge's ensemble. The grunge thing really works for him.
-Edge: Y2J didn't grow up in Toronto, what?
-How come every segment with Bret is all weirdly choreographed and stupid looking? If Bret can't handle physical situations, then don't put him in one.
-I'm probably going to fast forward through the Miz segment, seeing as he'll just be going on about how he's awesome. I love Miz and all, but I'm just trying to get caught up.
-I want to personally kick the shit out of every fan screaming "WHAT" during Khali's segment. I don't care how shitty he is, the "WHAT" shit got old before it even started up again.
-That being said, I wonder if Khali actually knows English.
-Yeah, I'm calling a Y2J face turn tonight, if not Sunday night.
-Morrison with a beard. I just came.
-Mark Henry needs to not be a replacement.
-Haha, I love how Darren Young can't decide what to do with his hair.
-WOI BARRAH is amazing. He doesn't even need to say anything. He's seriously, already one of the best in the business.

Aaaand I'm back on track.

 

[LamaNamaneumi]

I heard JoMo was going to shave it all but a mustache if Eli stayed on NXT.

 

[Digging4Plunder]

morrison looks heel-ish

barrett is gonna pick apart replacements... i'm thinking the nexus jumps everybody in the ring tonight they fight them off as a team and jericho and edge just say fuck it we'll fight together.

 

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I don't understand why Jericho and Edge keep saying their plans on live, national TV. Do they think Cena isn't listening?

That's silly that's like when someone uses a weapon behind the ref's back. The ref may watch it later!

 

[hardrocker488]

I don't understand why Jericho and Edge keep saying their plans on live, national TV. Do they think Cena isn't listening?

I remember someone in another internet saying they watched Raw once when one of the Divas told someone she was pregnant but not to tell anyone because she wanted it to be a secret... If you want it to be a secret why the hell did you say it in front of a TV camera to millions of people?