Uh oh... it looks like it's that time of year again for the D-Man...

[D-Man]

Yes, mother fucker. It's time for the D-Man to meet some more porn stars this weekend!!!

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Horny lil bastard.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

If you see Cytherea get me her autograph. I'll pay you for it.

 

[Барбоса]

The REAL reason that D-Man is single again becomes clear

 

[D-Man]

I love ****es

 

[Mighty NorCal]

If I was single, I would go with you. Becuase that would be fucking hilarious

 

[D-Man]

Norcal, it would be my honor to take you into the house of poon. Too bad you're whipped now.

 

[Барбоса]

You couldn't take NorCal to that show.

Too many pornstars would explode in appreciation of meeting Him

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Do you fuck any of them?

 

[D-Man]

Do you fuck any of them?

Every night in my mind as I'm fapping.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

What Porn stars have you met before D-Man

 

[The Doctor]

I thought this thread title was referring to something else entirely.

 

[X]

I demand D-Man get his picture taken with Lexington Steele.

I'll begin writing the black dick jokes now.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Norcal, it would be my honor to take you into the house of poon. Too bad you're whipped now.

Aye, shackled.

and I dont know if I would call it a house of poon. Its closer to an art gallery, I would imagine

 

[D-Man]

What Porn stars have you met before D-Man

It's difficult to list them all. And I'm not even bragging. I've met TONS.

Name a few and I'll tell you if I met them or not.

I thought this thread title was referring to something else entirely.

Do tell...

I demand D-Man get his picture taken with Lexington Steele.

I'll begin writing the black dick jokes now.

Geez, man. His dick has it's own zip code. No amateur camera lens could fit it all, let alone me in it, as well.

Aye, shackled.

and I dont know if I would call it a house of poon. Its closer to an art gallery, I would imagine

Good call. It's just such an amazing sight. Norcal, change your mind. Come on, bro. We could rule that place.

 

[INDYjon22]

If Mary Carey or Bree Olson are there, tell them I say hi. They'll know what that means.

 

[X]

What the fuck, how am I supposed to write dick jokes now if you've already gone ahead and compared yourself to a penis D-Man? Thanks alot for stealing my thunder.

Make sure to meet Tori Black. Because I'm pretty sure you'll jizz just from seeing her. And we all love jizz. Especially pornstars.

 

[D-Man]

If Mary Carey or Bree Olson are there, tell them I say hi. They'll know what that means.

She was so fuckin' cute...

 

[The Doctor]

Do tell...

Well, I misread "year" as "month" and NorCal was the last person who had posted in it, so from the main forum page it looked like he could have been the one to make it.

 

[INDYjon22]

I'm not a huge fan of Olson but she went to high school in Fort Wayne so ya know.....we got a connection.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I'll pay you $50 for that Cytherea autograph.

I'm not even joking.

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

I watched Ms. Olson the other night.

 

[D-Man]

I'll pay you $50 for that Cytherea autograph.

I'm not even joking.

If she shows up. However, I do know that Nina Hartley and Dyanna Lauren will be there.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Post some videos of those you are going to meet.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Never heard of those 2.