So I see a lot of complaining about Mark Henry having a limited moveset. Being slow. Not being exciting. Alright. Here's my question:
What do you want from a 400 pound hulking piece of meat?
Basically, you're pissing on Mark Henry because he's not a cruiserweight. But it's sort of hard to be, when you eat them for breakfast. He's big. He doesn't need a moveset. Slams, suplexes, bear hugs - these are the stuff of big men. And Mark Henry does them just as well as the next one. He's a legitimately huge, strong man, and he works a dominant big man style - and that's all anyone can realistically want from him.
So he's not a master of the mic? Alright. Does he have to be? No. Once again, I remind you, he's a behemoth. He doesn't need to give us a 30 minute discourse on all the thoughts that pass through his mind. Big men work best short and sweet on the mic: "I am bigger, stronger, and more powerful than you, and I will eat you for a snack." Honestly, that's all he needs to do. Tony Atlas can throw in some elaboration if he likes. It doesn't really matter.
Doesn't have a character? Does he need one? He's enormous!
Frankly, Henry can take the Big Show's spot any day. I'd prefer it, really. We've seen a lot of Big Show. He's been around a while. The idea of him sleeping with Vickie Guerrero repulses me. But I digress. Henry in Show's spot would be new, and it would be exciting. I've seen Big Show vs Cena a number of times. I don't really need to see it again. I'd enjoy John Cena vs Mark Henry more.
I could do with Henry fighting in Show's spot right now - having the Cena feud, maybe moving on to a title match, maybe even getting the gold for a month, to make him look legit.
So, I say, true. Henry is a consummate big man. He's not the greatest big man of all time, by far. But he's as good as any big man in the WWE right now. Him taking Show's spot on Raw would be more exciting than watching Show have the same matches all over again, and I absolutely believe Henry could be a legit top heel on Raw.