Today I have

[Father:_Polley]

• Gone to church
• Had lunch
• Cooked 5 portions of steak pie which are currently in my freezer
• Ironed
• Watched Father Ted
• Lay on the sofa
• Combined the two above options
• Posted 2 very boring threads

Save me Sam

 

[FromTheSouth]

Fucking Polley is here!

N00B - perform oral sex on him, now!

 

[HBK-aholic]

There are Churches in Leeds?

 

[Father:_Polley]

Church was in Guiseley

 

[FromTheSouth]

What the fuck is steak pie? May I have some, please?

 

[Father:_Polley]

No. There is one in my fridge for tomorrow though. Basically, it's steak pieces with pastry on top

 

[FromTheSouth]

I believe we call that pot pie. Our version has vegetables and gravy on the inside. Meringue is optional.

 

[Father:_Polley]

Carrots, onion and pies on the inside, though I mixed my gravy with chopped tomatoes. Damn I want it now