To Everyone Online

[X]

What's YOUR excuse? Jewish? Muslim? Family died in a terrible blimp accident?

I'm over at my mothers right now, enjoying some Crown Royal and typing away on my lippity-lap-topper. Man I am starving!

So why are you online right now eh? It's Christmas Eve! What's your excuse?

 

[Scotty]

Waiting on some food from my Mom as well, but right now it's so I don't have to listen to anybody complaining about dogs, chili, or any other matter.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

its 4:50PM here in the EST..... and I'm Jewish...

 

[Thriller Ant]

Not doing anything today except going to church in half an hour

 

[Theo Mays]

Doing nothing today. Wrapping gifts and watching the Hawaii Bowl later. Currently watching ECW December to Dismember from 2006. PPV is pretty shit minus the Hardys/MNM match to open the show.

 

[X]

Doing nothing today. Wrapping gifts and watching the Hawaii Bowl later. Currently watching ECW December to Dismember from 2006. PPV is pretty shit minus the Hardys/MNM match to open the show.

I LOVE that opening match. One of my favorite openers in PPV history.

 

[Mr. TM]

Watching Star Wars.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Watching Star Wars.

My dad has it on, too. I hate Star Wars with a passion

 

[X]

My dad has it on, too. I hate Star Wars with a passion

...

WHAT?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!


WHAT?!?!??!?!?!?!?!


How can any human being dislike Star Wars? Do you hate chocolate and smiles and lollipops and sunshine too?!

 

[Lethalfan]

Waiting for the food to be ready.

 

[Theo Mays]

I hate chocolate X. But Stars Wars is totally kick ass awesome. And yes X that opening match between Hardyz/MNM is epic and made the whole PPV worthwhile. Everything in between was garbage, EC match was alright. But the opening match easily was the best on the card.

 

[Uncle Sam]

FUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOUUUU, Victoria Wood. CUNT!

 

[X]

FUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOUUUU, Victoria Wood. CUNT!

IT'S DRUNKEN CHRISTMAS SAMUEL!

HOO-RAH! HOO-RAH!



JAM OUT TO THAT RIGHT NOW AND TAKE PICTURES SAMMY!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I don't really like Star Wars either :/

Christmas Eve is pretty much a normal day for us. Tomorrow we go over my aunt's house for Christmas dinner and then we do it all over again Sunday with the rest of the family who live in New Hampshire.

 

[CH David]

I'm at work taking a quick break, then taking my dinner break in about 10 minutes. Tomorrow I shan't be on until the later hours.

 

[Mat FTW]

Nothing happens untill tomorrow in a Catholic family

 

[TLC]

I'm on because I have no life.

Christmas is on in an hour anyway. Off too bed.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Waiting for presents and that's it./

 

[X]

Waiting for presents and that's it./

SANTA DOESN'T BRING PRESENTS TO FUCKING ITIES!

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

SANTA DOESN'T BRING PRESENTS TO FUCKING ITIES!

I don't know what that is.

 

[X]

Yeah okay Abruzzi!

 

[The Doctor]

I have a Blackberry-knockoff that has free calling, texting, and web. I'm almost as cool as IC now. I can make drunken posts on here if I wanted to...if I ever got drunk...

My excuse is that I have nothing to do today until church in half an hour, and it's just Christmas Eve. And my throat is sore.

 

[X]

Church? The fuck are you guys doing going to church on Christmas for? What does church have to do with Christmas? Go get drunk and buy your friends inflatable sex dolls damnitt!

 

[The Doctor]

It's not Christmas yet. It's only Christmas Eve.

Anyway, I like the candlelight service. It's only an hour long and we get to play with fire while singing songs that sound like funeral dirges.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I'm watching The Hangover, stoned as fuck, and, well, hung over.