Tiger Woods is Max Hardcore

[Turd Ferguson]

Here are the texts he sent to that porn star:

http://deadspin.com/5496451/joslyn-james-does-not-disappoint-with-her-tiger-sext-messages

Tiger:Sent: 04"02 PM 08/29/2009:
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little ****e. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat

Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking ****e

Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own

Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise

Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:
Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don't do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

 

[LigerBomb]

Ugh... even worse was the talk about pissing on her:

Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
"Have you ever had a golden shower done to you"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

HAHAHA Yeah, I just missed those doozies...

Tiger:Sent: 03:42 PM 09/08/2009:
Hurry so i come in that ass

 

[Dave]

Those are nothing short of spectacular. That man is a frickin' God.

 

[Scotty]

 

[BooCocky]

man, I've always been a fan of Tiger, but now I love this man.

 

[BooCocky]

Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore

Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:
In a week. I will try to wear you out

Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:
After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard

 

[X]

Rofl that's fucking awesome, Tiger Woods is the man.

 

[Razor]

Tiger Woods...is...GAWD!

 

[a0161613]

This is amazing LAWL.

 

[klunderbunker]

Leave it to Tiger to use proper punctuation when sending texts like that.

 

[The Doctor]

Leave it to Tiger to use proper punctuation when sending texts like that.

I would.

 

[X]

Just because he's a pervert doesn't mean he's a savage KB.

 

[Coco]

I'll say this: He's not the wordsmith he's cracked up to be in this thread.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

No. No way. I refuse to believe.

The most mild mannered man in professional sport is actually NorCal.

 

[J-Dogg]

Those texts are awesome.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Will Tigers need to choke bitches and fuck ass holes bring on the 2012 apocalypse, probably..... but who else didn't see that coming.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

So when he swings his first drive at Augusta National... I'm going to be thinking about him choking some porn star ****e with his cock. If only we could all be this manly.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

So when he swings his first drive at Augusta National... I'm going to be thinking about him choking some porn star ****e with his cock. If only we could all be this manly.

AND TIGER WOODS BATHES IN A GOLDEN SHOWER OF VICTORY HERE AT AUGUSTA!

 

[Spaceman Spif]

Tiger Woods is nothing more, than a dirty, perverted, disgusting man****e....

.... and I love it. The man is a motherfucking GOD amongst men!

 

[Via Armbar]

Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 03/16/2010:
Armbar I love you and want to see your penis and it's magnificent glory. And PS you are better and cooler than Razor. Smarter as well. ARMBAR FTW.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Why did this capture the world's attention for so long.

 

[Remix]

Because people are idiots.

 

[The Doctor]

What Remix said.