Tiger Suplex

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

No moar cris jeriko as champ, I am disaapontid/

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

After some time to think about it, I'm only about 7/8 angry about how terrible TNA was tonight. Maybe by next monday it will be down to 1/2.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

So I have concert tickets for tomorrow but don't really feel like going. Don't want to under sell the tickets either, my options?

Discuss.

 

[Via Armbar]

 

[The Doctor]

Eat them.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Good idea.

 

[Platypus Palsy]

Give them to me so I can eat them.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Can't we eat them together?

 

[Platypus Palsy]

If I get more of them. What are these tickets for anyhow?

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Hammerfall

 

[Platypus Palsy]

Sounds delicious. Is that suppose to be a band?

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Yeah it is. They're pretty good IMO. But I have my reasons for not wanting to go.

 

[Platypus Palsy]

I would like to hear these reasons.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I bought the tickets for me and my gf, and she broke up with me this morning. I may just cheer up by tomorrow though.

 

[Platypus Palsy]

I think some of the sexy music that these people may or may not play shall cheer you up. You could also invite a friend, or send the other ticket to me so I can eat it.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

It's prog metal, so I'll just get psychedelic

;_; my friends suck and don't want to go. Well, still waiting on word from some.

Other ticket will be on the way if they all say no.

 

[Platypus Palsy]

I'd give you my address, but I'm dyslexic. Also you could touch me inappropriately. You should send it to some random address in China.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Thats ok, I'll track your IP to your house. And yes. Sending random things to the chinese is played out, I'm tryin to mail it to cuba.

 

[Platypus Palsy]

My IP says I'm in Kansas. Good luck.

Sending it to Cuba is lame, how about Antarctica?

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

No one lives in Antarctica.Its a fact.

 

[Platypus Palsy]

Exactly.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

But I want someone to open it and be sad they can't go.

 

[Platypus Palsy]

What if they send a dick in a box to the return address?

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

That might not make it through customs.

 

[Platypus Palsy]

I would let it through just so someone could actually get that.