The scene opens up with only a shiny hand sitting behind a desk being seen. It is a dark office, and the man behind the desk is impossible to see. A metallic voice is heard.
Good Evening, ladies and gentleman. Welcome to what is sure to be a revolutionary night in the history of professional wrestling. For tonight, I am excited to bring to you, a new alternative to professional wrestling. Tired we all are of pointless storylines, short no contest matches, run ins ruining the end of each match
Wrestling is about pride, and honor, yes it is entertainment, but it should be taken seriously. Tonight, we honor the tradition of Lou Thesz, of Bruno Sanmartino, Ric Flairs, Harley Race, Verne Gagne, David Arquette. We will bring honor back to the sport.
In Nonstop Extreme Wrestling, I will remain anonymous, you may refer to me as Dr. Claw. I feel that a promoter or booker should stay out of the wrestling ring, and let the wrestlers themselves decide the outcome of the match. No more circus acts, this is serious.
Everyone in N.E.W. will be given a fair chance, unlike the fair chances they received in other companies, I will let people that have respect for this business have great matches. It doesnt matter what race, religion, sexual preferences, gender, age you are, everyone in N.E.W. will be given an equal chance to shine.
I, Dr. Claw, would like to thank you, the fans, for giving this promotion all it wants, a chance to shine. No better way to show our appreciation to you, the fans, then by having our very first show, here, in the ECW arena in Philadelphia. We realize that these maybe the most loyal wrestling fans on the planet, and we will give them a good show. Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to NONSTOP, EXTREME WRESTLING
The picture fades to black.
A giant Logo for N.E.W. appears in the screen, with the New Shit playing in the background. No wrestlers are seen in this opening montage, only the logo.
The camera begins to pan on a rabid ECW Arena crowd. Obviously, the fans are excited and pumped after the opening segment of the television show, finally, real wrestling has returned to the arena that helped bring real wrestling back to the states. The ECW Arena crowd begins to chant, N.E.W., N.E.W. N.E.W.
G-TV, G-TV, G-TV, begins to play over the loud speakers in the arena, and over the entrance, the video screen shows G-TV on the tron.
The camera is in black and white, and we see the desk that we had just seen open the show. The crowd sits stunned watching this video, as apparently Dr. Claw is oblivious to the camera being on him. Claw begins to scratch his crotch with his metal hand. Claw goes to take his mask off, when another man walks into the office.
Great opening segment, sir, I really think that this crowd bought it, they are eating up as we just came live.
Good, glad to hear that these stupid smarks are believing everything I said, soon the world will realize that I am a great booker damn it. This is my chance. Dr. Claw goes to take off his helmet, and reveals to the world, none other then Vince Russo.
Boooooos echo throughout the arena as a Fire Russo chant starts immediately.
Another man runs into the office. Its Ed Ferrera. Camera, Camera, Camera, Ferrara begins to yell as he runs into the room.
Of course there are cameras in here Ed. I just did an opening segment, this is my office.
Ferrera begins to point at the G-TV camera, Camera, Camera, Camera, but Russo pays him no mind and wipes the sweat from his brow.
G-TV shuts off and the crowd is booing.
The Camera pans over to Eagles Nest in the ECW Arena. We see the announcers table with Tony Shiavone, Don West, and yes it is, Bobby Heenan, but he appears to have straps around his arms and to his chair.
Well wrestling fans, welcome to what is sure to be the Greatest Night in the History of our Sport Schiavone opened up. Wow, I am joined here by the Legendary Don West, and non other then Bobby The Brain Heenan, guys, what do you think.
What the hell, how did I get here, Last thing I remember I was in Beverly Hills, and what are these straps
The mic cuts from Heenan.
Wow totally freaking awesome, what a way to open up the show, wicked holy crap. I mean, who is this Dr. Claw, Schiavone, Im dying to find out. Don West Added.
Well Don, Im not sure, but listen to this crowd, they are pumped. Truly the greatest opening segment of all time in the history of our sport The crowd continues to boo and the Fire Russo chants are even louder. Don, I cant wait to find out who Dr. Claw really is, but thats not important. Well take you ringside with none other then announcer, Michael Buffer. Take it away Michael
Three bells ring as the crowd begins to quiet down. Michael Buffer stands in the ring, with the microphone to his mouth.
Laddddddddddddddddiess and Gentleman, weclome to Nonstop, Exxxxxxxxxxxxxxxtreme Wrestling. Wrestling fans, are you Ready? The crowd begins to boo. I said, are you Readddddddddddddddddy? Beer bottles begin to pelt the ring as Buffer drags it out for even longer. Ladies and Gentlemen, Leettttttttttts Get Ready to Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuummmbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbblllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Circus music begins to hit the arena as the crowd looks on in stunned confusion. Out through the entrance ramp comes, none other then, Doink the Clown. Doink looks at the crowd and begins to laugh and dance his way down to ringside. The music continues on.
Wow, Amazing, its Doink the Clown, one of the greatest Wrestlers of this generation
Totally freaking Insane, Doink is just awesome Tony.
Couldnt have said it any better myself DW, listen to the reaction.
What the hell is this crap, its that damn clown again, this is just
The mic cuts again off of the Brains Microphone.
Doink makes his way down the aisle way, shooting ECW arena fans with water. Some fans try to give Doink a high five. Wow, that fan tried to give Doink a high five, but I guess he forgot to open his hand up all the way, almost accidently got Doink with a closed fist. But its easy to forget with all of the excitement to open your hands up.
Wow thats freaking Right Tony, this crowd is jacked up.
Doink makes his way to the ring and waves at everyone. Buffer picks up the microphone. Ladddiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeees and Gentleman, Doink the CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWN Boos fill the ECW Arena yet again. And his tag team partner
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Holy Freaking Crap, what a way to open up N.E.W. then with a tag team match, this is freaking insane.
Youre right Don, this is the greatest moment in the history of our sport.
Childs play begins to hit over the speakers as none other then Eugene begins to wave to the crowd. The crowd at this point is just rabid.
Wow, its Eugene, another one of the greatest wrestlers of this great sport.
Just insane, holy Cow, Tony, this is awesome
Eugene makes his way to the ring and sees Doink the Clown. Doink waves at him and Eugene wakes back. Eugene gets into the ring, and Doink hands him a flower from his jacket, and both shake each others hand in joy.
Woah Nelly, this is going to be a good one folks, Im interested in seeing who their opponents are going to be.
Holy Crap Tony, I mean this is totally insane, a tag team match to open up on N.E.W. Wicked Awesome!!!
Walkabout begins to hit over the loud speakers as Luke and Butch make their way to the arena. They do their strut all threw the crowd, as beer bottles zoom past their heads.
Wow, its the Bushwackers, truly one of the greatest tag teams of all time in the history of our great sport. The arena is deafening with Boos as the bell is run to start the match.
Holy Crap, Tony, listen to this crowd, they are saying Buuuuuuu, short for Bushwackers, they are really loving it, and so am I.
No doubt about it DW, lets get set for what is sure to be the greatest match in the history of this illustrious sport.
All four men sit in the ring, and talk amongst themselves as to whom will start the match. Eugene and Butch both make their way to their respective turnbuckles. All of a sudden, the arena begins to fill with smoke.
Whats going on here DW, I cant see a thing.
Im not sure Tony, but this is crazy awesome.
Woah Nelly, there is a big man in the entrance way.
The smoke clears, and there is a giant man, covered from head to foot, in an outfit with fur on the outside of it. The man is nearly 8 feet tall and stretches his hands out. The man is followed by an ugly short woman leading him to ringside. The mans teps easily over the top rope, as all four men look on in awe.
Woah, is that who I think it is DW.?
Wicked Awesome, if I think you are thinking what Im thinking, then this is totally insane!!!
Its none other then the Giant Gonzalez, woah woah.
Gonzalez sits in the corner, and slowly makes his move. The Bushwackers attempt a battering ram, but both men fall over as soon as they hit the stomach of the Mighty Gonzalez. Gonzalez looks at Doink and Eugene, and with one amazing glancing blow, knocks both out on the mat. Gonzalez stands dominant admist a chorus of boos from the crowd.
The crowd really doesnt like Gonzalez, but look out how dominant he is. He knocked out four of the greatest competitors in the ring.
What does the Giant Gonzalez want Tony, this is freaking Crazy!!!.
Well, it looks like the woman is about to speak for Gonzalez.
The woman grabs the microphone from Michael Buffer.
My Name is Hervina, and this is my monster, El Gigante Gonzalez. The crowd begins to chant Harvey. This monster stands nearly 9 ½ feet tall, and weighs in at close to 760 pounds. He eats whole cows for dinner, he bends steel with just a thought, and he is here to take over N.E.W. Hervina throws the microphone down and him and Gonzalez walk to the back.
The camera is shown back in the offices of the mysterious Dr. Claw. A monitor is shown watching the scene of destrcution in the ring, as Dr. Claw taps his hand on the desk. All of a sudden, an old out of shape man with blonde curly hair runs into the room, and a really bad complexion.
What do you want Michael Hayes Dr. Claw says from behind the desk.
Wow, did you see the charisma of that guy Dr. Claw, that was great. He maybe the greatest of all time, simply on his charisma. I dont need to see anything else, because if the guy has charisma, then you know hes going to be great in the ring.
Yes, Ive seen this already The metallic voice said Now, what did you come in here for.
Well, we have a situation at the backdoor Dr. Claw, and were not sure what to make of it, I know we have a lot of guys signing up, but well, were really not sure about this.
Whats the problem Hayes?
Well, there is a giant semi-truck sitting out back, trying to get into the arena, but all It has on the side is E.G.O. so were not sure who the truck belongs too.
Hayes, you were hired to be the backstage announcer, so as far as the backstage goes, you better do some investigating and find out who is here and wants to bring their E.G.O. into the building
Yes sir, Dr. Claw, Ill get right on it, Hayes leaves the office and is heard talking wildly about charisma baby.
More to come
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