Things that are doomed to fail...
The XFL
Chance of Lindsey Lohan winning an Oscar
Sarah Palin for President
And most importantly, a Randy Orton face turn.
Randy Orton's face turn has made absolutely no sense since it's very beginning, and has only gotten even more inexplicable and illogical as it has continued.
As a refresher for everyone, Randy Orton turned face sometime in between Royal Rumble 2010 and Wrestlemania XXVI. Basically, he kept kicking the shit out of Rhodes and DiBiase every time he didn't get his way, and when Rhodes and DiBiase retaliated, fans cheered for him. He went onto defeat the duo in a triple threat at Wrestlemania, and the face push continued.
Orton went onto face, but lose to, Jack Swagger at Extreme Rules. Following this, Orton was speared by a face version of Edge, thus turning Edge heel, while Orton remained face. Since then, there is no doubt that Orton is the most over person in the WWE right now, even after a lackluster feud with Edge and a performance in a Fatal 4 Way match that was overshadowed by Nexus.
Now there are many problems with Randy Orton making a face turn, so I figured I might as well break it down for you.
1) His Character
Randy Orton's character is a cunning but ruthless wrestler who takes out anyone in his way, friend or foe, face or heel. This immediately poses a problem. Part of what makes a face a good face is his ability to work in a team with another face. When Orton is in a tag match with a partner like Cena or Evan Bourne, it's not so much a partnership as it is a forced marriage. It seems like Orton would be happier if he was out there by himself, even if it means more work for him. While this work ethic is admirable, it's not something the casual fan will read into. They'd be much happier to see some sort of Attitude Adjustment/RKO combination. When Randy Orton gets in the ring for a tag match, he's out there for him and himself, where a true face is out there to win.
2) The whole thing don't make no sense
So when his two proteges finally rebelled against him after months of being abused both verbally and physically by Orton, the crowd cheers... Orton? Don't they usually cheer the proteges after these situations? For instance... Orton and Batista when they left Evolution?
Then when Sheamus takes out Triple H, Orton comes out and brags about the time he took out Triple H. He cuts promos talking about how he will kick people in the head, and still does that stupid thing where he stalks his prey in the ring, which brings me to my next point...
3) He wrestles like a heel
Orton's in ring psychology is that of a heel. He picks a limb, targets it, and works it for the majority of the match, a tactic normally used by heels. His signature stomp is clearly a heel stomp. Now I know all the Orton marks are going to be all "Stone Cold used a signature stomping move too!" However, their stomps are very different. Stone Cold would quickly stomp on his opponent's chest multiple times before stopping. Orton slowly and methodically steps on various parts of his opponent in a villainous matter. As for that whole stalking thing... sure, other wrestlers do similar things; Cena urges his opponent to get up, The Rock did his feet stomping thing... but mostly, stalking is used for heels. Perfect example is Edge, who sits in the corner and gets that psycho look on his face until his opponent gets up.
Finally...
Orton doesn't know how to be a face, and the WWE doesn't know how to make him one
Last week, Edge was supposed to have Evan Bourne on as a guest on The Cutting Edge, but before Mr. Bourne could make his scheduled appearance, he was interrupted by Chris Jericho. Jericho and Edge bickered for a while until Evan came out to attack both of them. Though he got the advantage, things were looking bad for Evan Bourne, as two of Canada's angriest and blondest superstars stared angrily at him, waiting to seek their revenge.
Then suddenly, the lights flashed on and off, and the e-mail notification noise rang across the arena's PA, and Cole made his way over to the podium. He then read that Evan Bourne would face Jericho and Edge in a tag team match, and his partner would be none other than... Randy Orton.
Evan Bourne's trademark smile beamed across his face. He lit up at the opportunity to wrestle alongside fellow St. Louis native Randy Orton. Randy Orton made his way down to the ring, and Evan looked ready to take over the world.
However, the match didn't pan out that way. Evan got beaten senseless by Edge and Jericho. It wasn't until he tagged Orton that the match turned towards the good guys' favor. However, these good fortunes couldn't last forever as Jericho got the upper hand on Orton. Now it was Orton who needed Bourne to finish of the match. This was a tall task for Evan, one that he may not have accomplished if not for a timely spear by Edge. Evan Bourne hit the shooting star and won his team the match.
This was a huge win for Evan, beating a team of two vicious superstars. Evan Bourne's wide grin glistened again as he celebrated his victory. Then, all of a sudden, Randy Orton RKO'd him.
What did Randy think would happen? The crowd would cheer Randy as he attacked the man who saved the match for him? That the crowd would pop as a complete and total babyface lay there lifeless on the mat?
The crowd seemed just as concussed as Evan. Some people cheered, other people booed but most people just sat in silence, confused by the events that unfolded in front of them. The face Randy Orton just did something incredibly heel like.
Now I know they have explained the logic behind this attack, but a real face wouldn't attack someone who just saved their match, or someone who is totally innocent.
Randy Orton's face turn is doomed to fail. How long do I give it? I believe he will turn heel again before or at the Royal Rumble.
The XFL
Chance of Lindsey Lohan winning an Oscar
Sarah Palin for President
And most importantly, a Randy Orton face turn.
Randy Orton's face turn has made absolutely no sense since it's very beginning, and has only gotten even more inexplicable and illogical as it has continued.
As a refresher for everyone, Randy Orton turned face sometime in between Royal Rumble 2010 and Wrestlemania XXVI. Basically, he kept kicking the shit out of Rhodes and DiBiase every time he didn't get his way, and when Rhodes and DiBiase retaliated, fans cheered for him. He went onto defeat the duo in a triple threat at Wrestlemania, and the face push continued.
Orton went onto face, but lose to, Jack Swagger at Extreme Rules. Following this, Orton was speared by a face version of Edge, thus turning Edge heel, while Orton remained face. Since then, there is no doubt that Orton is the most over person in the WWE right now, even after a lackluster feud with Edge and a performance in a Fatal 4 Way match that was overshadowed by Nexus.
Now there are many problems with Randy Orton making a face turn, so I figured I might as well break it down for you.
1) His Character
Randy Orton's character is a cunning but ruthless wrestler who takes out anyone in his way, friend or foe, face or heel. This immediately poses a problem. Part of what makes a face a good face is his ability to work in a team with another face. When Orton is in a tag match with a partner like Cena or Evan Bourne, it's not so much a partnership as it is a forced marriage. It seems like Orton would be happier if he was out there by himself, even if it means more work for him. While this work ethic is admirable, it's not something the casual fan will read into. They'd be much happier to see some sort of Attitude Adjustment/RKO combination. When Randy Orton gets in the ring for a tag match, he's out there for him and himself, where a true face is out there to win.
2) The whole thing don't make no sense
So when his two proteges finally rebelled against him after months of being abused both verbally and physically by Orton, the crowd cheers... Orton? Don't they usually cheer the proteges after these situations? For instance... Orton and Batista when they left Evolution?
Then when Sheamus takes out Triple H, Orton comes out and brags about the time he took out Triple H. He cuts promos talking about how he will kick people in the head, and still does that stupid thing where he stalks his prey in the ring, which brings me to my next point...
3) He wrestles like a heel
Orton's in ring psychology is that of a heel. He picks a limb, targets it, and works it for the majority of the match, a tactic normally used by heels. His signature stomp is clearly a heel stomp. Now I know all the Orton marks are going to be all "Stone Cold used a signature stomping move too!" However, their stomps are very different. Stone Cold would quickly stomp on his opponent's chest multiple times before stopping. Orton slowly and methodically steps on various parts of his opponent in a villainous matter. As for that whole stalking thing... sure, other wrestlers do similar things; Cena urges his opponent to get up, The Rock did his feet stomping thing... but mostly, stalking is used for heels. Perfect example is Edge, who sits in the corner and gets that psycho look on his face until his opponent gets up.
Finally...
Orton doesn't know how to be a face, and the WWE doesn't know how to make him one
Last week, Edge was supposed to have Evan Bourne on as a guest on The Cutting Edge, but before Mr. Bourne could make his scheduled appearance, he was interrupted by Chris Jericho. Jericho and Edge bickered for a while until Evan came out to attack both of them. Though he got the advantage, things were looking bad for Evan Bourne, as two of Canada's angriest and blondest superstars stared angrily at him, waiting to seek their revenge.
Then suddenly, the lights flashed on and off, and the e-mail notification noise rang across the arena's PA, and Cole made his way over to the podium. He then read that Evan Bourne would face Jericho and Edge in a tag team match, and his partner would be none other than... Randy Orton.
Evan Bourne's trademark smile beamed across his face. He lit up at the opportunity to wrestle alongside fellow St. Louis native Randy Orton. Randy Orton made his way down to the ring, and Evan looked ready to take over the world.
However, the match didn't pan out that way. Evan got beaten senseless by Edge and Jericho. It wasn't until he tagged Orton that the match turned towards the good guys' favor. However, these good fortunes couldn't last forever as Jericho got the upper hand on Orton. Now it was Orton who needed Bourne to finish of the match. This was a tall task for Evan, one that he may not have accomplished if not for a timely spear by Edge. Evan Bourne hit the shooting star and won his team the match.
This was a huge win for Evan, beating a team of two vicious superstars. Evan Bourne's wide grin glistened again as he celebrated his victory. Then, all of a sudden, Randy Orton RKO'd him.
What did Randy think would happen? The crowd would cheer Randy as he attacked the man who saved the match for him? That the crowd would pop as a complete and total babyface lay there lifeless on the mat?
The crowd seemed just as concussed as Evan. Some people cheered, other people booed but most people just sat in silence, confused by the events that unfolded in front of them. The face Randy Orton just did something incredibly heel like.
Now I know they have explained the logic behind this attack, but a real face wouldn't attack someone who just saved their match, or someone who is totally innocent.
Randy Orton's face turn is doomed to fail. How long do I give it? I believe he will turn heel again before or at the Royal Rumble.