These Weird Dreams Need To Stop

[klunderbunker]

Let's see:

I've dated one of my best friends but she turned out to be a horse

I've gone snowboarding with my uncle and the cast of SNL

I've driven between two cities with the driving skills of someone from GTA

I've gotten in a fight with my best friend's boyfriend by knocking a basketball back into his face

I just got done with an incredibly vivid one where my friends went to ECW and had one of those signs that were made up of each one holding a sign but it was so insulting and funny that they got to wrestle in the main event while I didn't get to because I was busy that night. Then we went to a lecture on something and there was a guest speaker: John Morrison. We shook his hand and tried to get his autograph but he wrote pages and pages per person with mine being a long math problem. My grandmother came in and insulted me so I left before I got it back from him.

 

[Coco]

Why would you want those to stop?

If anything, I find my sleep is most satisfying when I have dreams. The crazier, the better.

 

[klunderbunker]

They're just kind of freaky. They have this weird feeling to them.

 

[latino World order]

 

[Uncle Sam]

I got a tweed jacket in a recent dream. Then I got my legs eaten by some sort of demon. You win some, you lose some.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

These dreams are telling you something KB. pay attention to the patterns. It may be something is trying to contact you or you are receiving a past life memory.

 

[Lee]

I'd go snowboarding with KBs uncle

 

[Via Armbar]

I've dated one of my best friends but she turned out to be a horse

Sounds like something you would take full advantage of.

 

[klunderbunker]

Sounds like something you would take full advantage of.

Not when I've had a thing for her for about ten years.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I had a dream last night that I was at a pool party with Emmanuel Yarbrough and Mark Henry.

Norbit-like hijinks ensued.

 

[Via Armbar]

Wrestling related dreams are the worst. Nothing makes you feel like a mark harder than that. I once had a dream where X-Pac returned to not only defeat Taker for the WWE Championship (which for whatever reason was a trophy and not a belt) but at Wrestlemania nonetheless. And I am not a Waltman fan by any means.

 

[Lee]

I always have dreams that I'm HBKs tag partner

 

[klunderbunker]

So does Becca, but in a much more carnal way.

Must be a British thing.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I've dated one of my best friends

I've gotten in a fight with my best friend's boyfriend

Paging Dr. Freud.